Ikea Lyrics
| Song | Ikea |
| Artist | Jonathan Coulton |
| Album | JoCo Looks Back |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton |
| [00:03.099] | Long ago in days of yore |
| [00:06.101] | It all began with a god named Thor. |
| [00:08.462] | There were Vikings and boats |
| [00:10.011] | And some plans for a furniture store. |
| [00:14.867] | It's not a bodega, it's not a mall |
| [00:17.944] | And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine |
| [00:20.428] | As if there were apartments smaller than mine |
| [00:26.513] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [00:32.491] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [00:38.898] | Everyone has a home |
| [00:41.832] | And if you don't have a home you can buy one there |
| [00:47.981] | So rent a car or take the bus |
| [00:50.946] | Lay your cash down and put your trust |
| [00:53.447] | In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size |
| [00:59.868] | Billy the bookcase says hello |
| [01:02.823] | And so does a table whose name is Ingo |
| [01:05.432] | And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl |
| [01:11.705] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [01:17.499] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [01:23.803] | Everyone has a home |
| [01:26.760] | And if you don't have a home you can buy one there |
| [01:33.630] | Ikea: plywood, brushed steel |
| [01:39.725] | Ikea: meatballs, tasty |
| [01:45.592] | Ikea: Allen wrenches |
| [01:50.967] | All of them for free |
| [01:53.898] | All of them for me |
| [02:09.047] | I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks |
| [02:11.885] | I just bought a table for 60 bucks |
| [02:14.321] | And a chair and a lamp |
| [02:15.975] | And a shelf and some candles for you |
| [02:20.999] | I was a doubter just like you |
| [02:23.739] | Till I saw the American dream come true |
| [02:26.437] | In New Jersey, they got a god damned Swedish parade |
| [02:32.715] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [02:38.644] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [02:44.830] | Everyone has a home |
| [02:47.748] | But if you don't have a home you can buy one there |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : Jonathan Coulton |
| [00:03.099] | Long ago in days of yore |
| [00:06.101] | It all began with a god named Thor. |
| [00:08.462] | There were Vikings and boats |
| [00:10.011] | And some plans for a furniture store. |
| [00:14.867] | It' s not a bodega, it' s not a mall |
| [00:17.944] | And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine |
| [00:20.428] | As if there were apartments smaller than mine |
| [00:26.513] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [00:32.491] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [00:38.898] | Everyone has a home |
| [00:41.832] | And if you don' t have a home you can buy one there |
| [00:47.981] | So rent a car or take the bus |
| [00:50.946] | Lay your cash down and put your trust |
| [00:53.447] | In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size |
| [00:59.868] | Billy the bookcase says hello |
| [01:02.823] | And so does a table whose name is Ingo |
| [01:05.432] | And the chair is a ladderback birch but his friends call him Karl |
| [01:11.705] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [01:17.499] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [01:23.803] | Everyone has a home |
| [01:26.760] | And if you don' t have a home you can buy one there |
| [01:33.630] | Ikea: plywood, brushed steel |
| [01:39.725] | Ikea: meatballs, tasty |
| [01:45.592] | Ikea: Allen wrenches |
| [01:50.967] | All of them for free |
| [01:53.898] | All of them for me |
| [02:09.047] | I' m sorry I said Ikea sucks |
| [02:11.885] | I just bought a table for 60 bucks |
| [02:14.321] | And a chair and a lamp |
| [02:15.975] | And a shelf and some candles for you |
| [02:20.999] | I was a doubter just like you |
| [02:23.739] | Till I saw the American dream come true |
| [02:26.437] | In New Jersey, they got a god damned Swedish parade |
| [02:32.715] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [02:38.644] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [02:44.830] | Everyone has a home |
| [02:47.748] | But if you don' t have a home you can buy one there |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Jonathan Coulton |
| [00:03.099] | Long ago in days of yore |
| [00:06.101] | It all began with a god named Thor. |
| [00:08.462] | There were Vikings and boats |
| [00:10.011] | And some plans for a furniture store. |
| [00:14.867] | It' s not a bodega, it' s not a mall |
| [00:17.944] | And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine |
| [00:20.428] | As if there were apartments smaller than mine |
| [00:26.513] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [00:32.491] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [00:38.898] | Everyone has a home |
| [00:41.832] | And if you don' t have a home you can buy one there |
| [00:47.981] | So rent a car or take the bus |
| [00:50.946] | Lay your cash down and put your trust |
| [00:53.447] | In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size |
| [00:59.868] | Billy the bookcase says hello |
| [01:02.823] | And so does a table whose name is Ingo |
| [01:05.432] | And the chair is a ladderback birch but his friends call him Karl |
| [01:11.705] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [01:17.499] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [01:23.803] | Everyone has a home |
| [01:26.760] | And if you don' t have a home you can buy one there |
| [01:33.630] | Ikea: plywood, brushed steel |
| [01:39.725] | Ikea: meatballs, tasty |
| [01:45.592] | Ikea: Allen wrenches |
| [01:50.967] | All of them for free |
| [01:53.898] | All of them for me |
| [02:09.047] | I' m sorry I said Ikea sucks |
| [02:11.885] | I just bought a table for 60 bucks |
| [02:14.321] | And a chair and a lamp |
| [02:15.975] | And a shelf and some candles for you |
| [02:20.999] | I was a doubter just like you |
| [02:23.739] | Till I saw the American dream come true |
| [02:26.437] | In New Jersey, they got a god damned Swedish parade |
| [02:32.715] | Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen |
| [02:38.644] | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men |
| [02:44.830] | Everyone has a home |
| [02:47.748] | But if you don' t have a home you can buy one there |
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