| Song | Dramatic Intro |
| Artist | The Lonely Island |
| Album | The Wack Album |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| If you are under 30 and you’re totally cool | |
| then you absolutely know these guys | |
| So The Lonely Island, it moved | |
| The Lonely Island! | |
| Okay, now this is just a broadcast | |
| This in my pants, lazy Sunday, Nadia | |
| No doubt these fuckers, those two | |
| The Lonely Island, fuck yes | |
| They’re the truth because they speak for the people | |
| There’s no way I’ll let my kids listen to it | |
| They’re Satanists and they should be boycotted | |
| Around the country today citizens bring any known | |
| Lonely Island paraphernalia | |
| Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant | |
| Ah, leave up out the crew | |
| The Lonely Island, | |
| the 47th president of these United States | |
| And today as The Lonely Island | |
| was beaten to death with their own dicks | |
| Outside at Old Man Strip Club | |
| I see thousands of people, | |
| why they have to desecrate the body? | |
| We’re on the 3-18, | |
| at least 300 are waitin in front of the quadrant | |
| And there are thousands in all the fearsome moments | |
| Oh my God, The Lonely Island are a lot | |
| We’re removing the fans from their various cools | |
| and heading back into the studio | |
| The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us | |
| After experience like this | |
| God only knows what they will create |
| If you are under 30 and you' re totally cool | |
| then you absolutely know these guys | |
| So The Lonely Island, it moved | |
| The Lonely Island! | |
| Okay, now this is just a broadcast | |
| This in my pants, lazy Sunday, Nadia | |
| No doubt these fuckers, those two | |
| The Lonely Island, fuck yes | |
| They' re the truth because they speak for the people | |
| There' s no way I' ll let my kids listen to it | |
| They' re Satanists and they should be boycotted | |
| Around the country today citizens bring any known | |
| Lonely Island paraphernalia | |
| Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant | |
| Ah, leave up out the crew | |
| The Lonely Island, | |
| the 47th president of these United States | |
| And today as The Lonely Island | |
| was beaten to death with their own dicks | |
| Outside at Old Man Strip Club | |
| I see thousands of people, | |
| why they have to desecrate the body? | |
| We' re on the 318, | |
| at least 300 are waitin in front of the quadrant | |
| And there are thousands in all the fearsome moments | |
| Oh my God, The Lonely Island are a lot | |
| We' re removing the fans from their various cools | |
| and heading back into the studio | |
| The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us | |
| After experience like this | |
| God only knows what they will create |
| If you are under 30 and you' re totally cool | |
| then you absolutely know these guys | |
| So The Lonely Island, it moved | |
| The Lonely Island! | |
| Okay, now this is just a broadcast | |
| This in my pants, lazy Sunday, Nadia | |
| No doubt these fuckers, those two | |
| The Lonely Island, fuck yes | |
| They' re the truth because they speak for the people | |
| There' s no way I' ll let my kids listen to it | |
| They' re Satanists and they should be boycotted | |
| Around the country today citizens bring any known | |
| Lonely Island paraphernalia | |
| Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant | |
| Ah, leave up out the crew | |
| The Lonely Island, | |
| the 47th president of these United States | |
| And today as The Lonely Island | |
| was beaten to death with their own dicks | |
| Outside at Old Man Strip Club | |
| I see thousands of people, | |
| why they have to desecrate the body? | |
| We' re on the 318, | |
| at least 300 are waitin in front of the quadrant | |
| And there are thousands in all the fearsome moments | |
| Oh my God, The Lonely Island are a lot | |
| We' re removing the fans from their various cools | |
| and heading back into the studio | |
| The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us | |
| After experience like this | |
| God only knows what they will create |