Semicolon

Semicolon Lyrics

Song Semicolon
Artist The Lonely Island
Album Semicolon
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[00:02.288] Maya Rudolph: Okay everyone. Welcome to grammar class.
[00:04.171] Today we're learning about semicolons
[00:05.771] Lonely Island: Oh, oh, oh
[00:06.565] Maya Rudolph: Yes, Lonely Island?
[00:07.596] Lonely Island: We use semicolons everyday
[00:09.949] Maya Rudolph: Can you give me an example?
[00:11.558] Lonely Island: Oh, hell yeah
[00:12.870] Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
[00:16.535] My whole team coming clean; shampoo
[00:19.732] These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
[00:22.646] And I'm the motherf*cking monster; cookie
[00:25.845] When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
[00:29.038] Then go home and write about it; blogger
[00:32.499] "Did I do that?"; Urkel
[00:35.674] "Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?"; Merkel
[00:38.865] I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
[00:42.518] Then make you suck a bull’s nut; ox nard
[00:45.929] If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
[00:49.119] A comma and a f*cking dot; semicolon
[00:52.792] Solange: We run these streets; stop lights
[00:55.704] All eyes on me; spot lights
[00:58.910] Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[01:05.005] Lonely Island: I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
[01:08.732] Your d*ck is lil' like Wayne; Gretzky
[01:11.912] But Gretsky's got a big d*ck; clarification
[01:15.356] Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
[01:18.555] My stomach's getting fat; food
[01:21.472] Leave trash inside my car; rude
[01:24.669] You're acting all mach-i-o; Ralph
[01:27.852] But I'll eat all you cats; Alf
[01:31.036] Solange: We run the game; umpire
[01:34.752] Always chase the night; young squire
[01:38.208] These semicolons are my light inside the dark
[01:44.601] Lonely Island: It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
[01:48.053] Opposite of north, semicolon; south
[01:50.981] Right over your home, semicolon; attic
[01:54.444] Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict
[01:57.879] Solange: We got the game on lock; toy chest
[02:00.803] You're too big for your clothes; boys’ vest
[02:04.262] You know we out of control; no brakes
[02:07.458] Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
[02:10.644] When it comes to punctuation
[02:13.565] You know we're number one
[02:16.754] And to the people of every nation
[02:19.944] Feel the power of the semicolon
[02:24.413] The Lonely Island: Semicolons. We rest our case.
[02:27.071] Maya Rudolph: No actually those are examples of colons. You all get Fs
[02:30.211] The Lonely Island: Wait, what?
[00:02.288] Maya Rudolph: Okay everyone. Welcome to grammar class.
[00:04.171] Today we' re learning about semicolons
[00:05.771] Lonely Island: Oh, oh, oh
[00:06.565] Maya Rudolph: Yes, Lonely Island?
[00:07.596] Lonely Island: We use semicolons everyday
[00:09.949] Maya Rudolph: Can you give me an example?
[00:11.558] Lonely Island: Oh, hell yeah
[00:12.870] Get ready for a whale of a time Shamu
[00:16.535] My whole team coming clean shampoo
[00:19.732] These dudes is comic relief Whoopi
[00:22.646] And I' m the motherf cking monster cookie
[00:25.845] When you see me better cross the street Frogger
[00:29.038] Then go home and write about it blogger
[00:32.499] " Did I do that?" Urkel
[00:35.674] " Yo Angela, Who' s The Boss?" Merkel
[00:38.865] I' ll take you where you' ve never been Oxnard
[00:42.518] Then make you suck a bull' s nut ox nard
[00:45.929] If Miss Moore married Josh Demi Brolin
[00:49.119] A comma and a f cking dot semicolon
[00:52.792] Solange: We run these streets stop lights
[00:55.704] All eyes on me spot lights
[00:58.910] Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[01:05.005] Lonely Island: I' m loud and I' m zipping around jet ski
[01:08.732] Your d ck is lil' like Wayne Gretzky
[01:11.912] But Gretsky' s got a big d ck clarification
[01:15.356] Everyone was rude to me Paris vacation
[01:18.555] My stomach' s getting fat food
[01:21.472] Leave trash inside my car rude
[01:24.669] You' re acting all machio Ralph
[01:27.852] But I' ll eat all you cats Alf
[01:31.036] Solange: We run the game umpire
[01:34.752] Always chase the night young squire
[01:38.208] These semicolons are my light inside the dark
[01:44.601] Lonely Island: It' s right under your nose, semicolon mouth
[01:48.053] Opposite of north, semicolon south
[01:50.981] Right over your home, semicolon attic
[01:54.444] Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict
[01:57.879] Solange: We got the game on lock toy chest
[02:00.803] You' re too big for your clothes boys' vest
[02:04.262] You know we out of control no brakes
[02:07.458] Your birthday party sucked no cakes
[02:10.644] When it comes to punctuation
[02:13.565] You know we' re number one
[02:16.754] And to the people of every nation
[02:19.944] Feel the power of the semicolon
[02:24.413] The Lonely Island: Semicolons. We rest our case.
[02:27.071] Maya Rudolph: No actually those are examples of colons. You all get Fs
[02:30.211] The Lonely Island: Wait, what?
[00:02.288] Maya Rudolph: Okay everyone. Welcome to grammar class.
[00:04.171] Today we' re learning about semicolons
[00:05.771] Lonely Island: Oh, oh, oh
[00:06.565] Maya Rudolph: Yes, Lonely Island?
[00:07.596] Lonely Island: We use semicolons everyday
[00:09.949] Maya Rudolph: Can you give me an example?
[00:11.558] Lonely Island: Oh, hell yeah
[00:12.870] Get ready for a whale of a time Shamu
[00:16.535] My whole team coming clean shampoo
[00:19.732] These dudes is comic relief Whoopi
[00:22.646] And I' m the motherf cking monster cookie
[00:25.845] When you see me better cross the street Frogger
[00:29.038] Then go home and write about it blogger
[00:32.499] " Did I do that?" Urkel
[00:35.674] " Yo Angela, Who' s The Boss?" Merkel
[00:38.865] I' ll take you where you' ve never been Oxnard
[00:42.518] Then make you suck a bull' s nut ox nard
[00:45.929] If Miss Moore married Josh Demi Brolin
[00:49.119] A comma and a f cking dot semicolon
[00:52.792] Solange: We run these streets stop lights
[00:55.704] All eyes on me spot lights
[00:58.910] Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[01:05.005] Lonely Island: I' m loud and I' m zipping around jet ski
[01:08.732] Your d ck is lil' like Wayne Gretzky
[01:11.912] But Gretsky' s got a big d ck clarification
[01:15.356] Everyone was rude to me Paris vacation
[01:18.555] My stomach' s getting fat food
[01:21.472] Leave trash inside my car rude
[01:24.669] You' re acting all machio Ralph
[01:27.852] But I' ll eat all you cats Alf
[01:31.036] Solange: We run the game umpire
[01:34.752] Always chase the night young squire
[01:38.208] These semicolons are my light inside the dark
[01:44.601] Lonely Island: It' s right under your nose, semicolon mouth
[01:48.053] Opposite of north, semicolon south
[01:50.981] Right over your home, semicolon attic
[01:54.444] Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict
[01:57.879] Solange: We got the game on lock toy chest
[02:00.803] You' re too big for your clothes boys' vest
[02:04.262] You know we out of control no brakes
[02:07.458] Your birthday party sucked no cakes
[02:10.644] When it comes to punctuation
[02:13.565] You know we' re number one
[02:16.754] And to the people of every nation
[02:19.944] Feel the power of the semicolon
[02:24.413] The Lonely Island: Semicolons. We rest our case.
[02:27.071] Maya Rudolph: No actually those are examples of colons. You all get Fs
[02:30.211] The Lonely Island: Wait, what?
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