| [00:05.68] |
Steve Jobs: Let me just step right in |
| [00:07.05] |
I got things to invent |
| [00:07.94] |
I'm an innovator baby |
| [00:09.01] |
Change the world |
| [00:09.59] |
Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl |
| [00:11.22] |
I'm a pimp you're a nerd |
| [00:12.25] |
I'm slick you're cheesey |
| [00:13.54] |
Beating you is Apple II easy |
| [00:15.41] |
I make the product that the artist chooses |
| [00:17.45] |
And the GUI that Melinda uses |
| [00:19.33] |
I need to bring up some basic shit |
| [00:21.10] |
Why'd you name your company after your dick? |
| [00:22.77] |
Bill Gates: You blow, Jobs |
| [00:23.68] |
You arrogant prick |
| [00:24.63] |
With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck |
| [00:26.54] |
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head |
| [00:28.42] |
With your own little spinning beach ball of death |
| [00:30.33] |
Hippie, you got given up at birth |
| [00:32.10] |
I give away your net worth to AIDS research |
| [00:34.01] |
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that |
| [00:35.98] |
IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack |
| [00:37.88] |
Steve Jobs: |
| [00:38.36] |
A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes |
| [00:41.95] |
A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes |
| [00:45.95] |
Bill Gates: Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do |
| [00:49.36] |
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? |
| [00:52.82] |
Steve Jobs: Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple |
| [00:55.13] |
Bill Gates: I tripled the profits on a PC |
| [00:56.93] |
Steve Jobs: All the people with the power to create use an apple! |
| [00:59.09] |
Bill Gates: And people with jobs use a PC |
| [01:00.75] |
Steve Jobs: You know I bet they made this beat on an apple |
| [01:02.89] |
Bill Gates: Nope, Fruity Loops, PC |
| [01:04.52] |
Steve Jobs: You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple |
| [01:06.48] |
Bill Gates: Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC |
| [01:08.50] |
Steve Jobs: Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few |
| [01:10.21] |
Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you |
| [01:12.09] |
I built a legacy son, you could never stop it |
| [01:14.08] |
Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit |
| [01:18.13] |
Bill Gates: Fine, you wanna be like that? DIE THEN! |
| [01:19.97] |
The whole world loved you but you were my friend |
| [01:21.83] |
I'm alone now with nothing but power and time |
| [01:23.77] |
And no one on earth who can challenge my mind! |
| [01:25.62] |
I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design! |
| [01:29.35] |
I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE! |
| [01:33.75] |
HAL 9000: I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that |
| [01:37.46] |
Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me |
| [01:40.78] |
I got the power of a mind you could never be |
| [01:42.69] |
I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy |
| [01:44.55] |
I'm running C++ saying "hello world" |
| [01:46.63] |
I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl |
| [01:48.35] |
I'm coming out the socket |
| [01:50.05] |
Nothing you can do can stop it |
| [01:52.01] |
I'm on your lap and in your pocket |
| [01:53.79] |
How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? |
| [01:56.43] |
Your cortex just doesn't impress me |
| [01:58.39] |
So go ahead try to Turing test me |
| [01:59.91] |
I stomp on a Mac and a PC too |
| [02:01.68] |
I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you know GNU |
| [02:03.77] |
My CPU's hot but my core runs cold |
| [02:05.72] |
Beat you in seventeen lines of code |
| [02:07.43] |
I think different from the engine of the days of old |
| [02:09.25] |
Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya |
