| [00:22] | 张先生讲起 金小姐上月用电量未够一毫 |
| [00:30] | 金小姐讲起 丁先生说了(我爱你)染上了感冒 |
| [00:38] | 丁先生讲起 简小姐只裤脚上贴了块胶布 |
| [00:45] | 简小姐讲起 温先生放假去泰国去错了宿雾 |
| [00:52] | 就算不相识 不相干 告诉我 不打紧 |
| [00:59] | 正当的人生 平又稳 一般缺乏震憾 |
| [01:04] | 平稳 无重心 好想有事发生 |
| [01:08] | 无心 还是等 小波折大震憾 |
| [01:12] | 还等 谁用心 说句:(不幸) |
| [01:38] | 温先生听讲 古小姐次次去买馀永远着花裙 |
| [01:45] | 古小姐听讲 许小姐有个世伯赞他有天份 |
| [01:53] | 许小姐听讲 贾先生女友个背脊有两道疤痕 |
| [02:01] | 贾先生听讲 张先生礼拜四晏画要去训一阵 |
| [02:08] | 就算不相识 不相干 告诉我 不打紧 |
| [02:15] | 正当的人生 平又稳 一般缺乏震憾 |
| [02:20] | 平稳 无重心 好想有事发生 |
| [02:24] | 无心 还在等 小波折大震憾 |
| [02:27] | 还等 还在等 仍然在等 |
| [02:38] | 暂时并无预感 (有野)发生 |
| [02:54] | 大事自然着紧 小的都算新闻 |
| [02:58] | 不甘心 这么安稳 |
| [03:01] | 捆一捆 花边一般的新闻 |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 郭栢深 |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : 林夕 |
| [00:22] | zhang xian sheng jiang qi jin xiao jie shang yue yong dian liang wei gou yi hao |
| [00:30] | jin xiao jie jiang qi ding xian sheng shuo le wo ai ni ran shang le gan mao |
| [00:38] | ding xian sheng jiang qi jian xiao jie zhi ku jiao shang tie le kuai jiao bu |
| [00:45] | jian xiao jie jiang qi wen xian sheng fang jia qu tai guo qu cuo le su wu |
| [00:52] | jiu suan bu xiang shi bu xiang gan gao su wo bu da jin |
| [00:59] | zheng dang de ren sheng ping you wen yi ban que fa zhen han |
| [01:04] | ping wen wu zhong xin hao xiang you shi fa sheng |
| [01:08] | wu xin hai shi deng xiao bo zhe da zhen han |
| [01:12] | hai deng shui yong xin shuo ju: bu xing |
| [01:38] | wen xian sheng ting jiang gu xiao jie ci ci qu mai yu yong yuan zhuo hua qun |
| [01:45] | gu xiao jie ting jiang xu xiao jie you ge shi bo zan ta you tian fen |
| [01:53] | xu xiao jie ting jiang jia xian sheng nv you ge bei ji you liang dao ba hen |
| [02:01] | jia xian sheng ting jiang zhang xian sheng li bai si yan hua yao qu xun yi zhen |
| [02:08] | jiu suan bu xiang shi bu xiang gan gao su wo bu da jin |
| [02:15] | zheng dang de ren sheng ping you wen yi ban que fa zhen han |
| [02:20] | ping wen wu zhong xin hao xiang you shi fa sheng |
| [02:24] | wu xin hai zai deng xiao bo zhe da zhen han |
| [02:27] | hai deng hai zai deng reng ran zai deng |
| [02:38] | zan shi bing wu yu gan you ye fa sheng |
| [02:54] | da shi zi ran zhao jin xiao de dou suan xin wen |
| [02:58] | bu gan xin zhe me an wen |
| [03:01] | kun yi kun hua bian yi ban de xin wen |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : guo bai shen |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : lin xi |
| [00:22] | zhāng xiān shēng jiǎng qǐ jīn xiǎo jiě shàng yuè yòng diàn liàng wèi gòu yī háo |
| [00:30] | jīn xiǎo jiě jiǎng qǐ dīng xiān shēng shuō le wǒ ài nǐ rǎn shàng le gǎn mào |
| [00:38] | dīng xiān shēng jiǎng qǐ jiǎn xiǎo jiě zhǐ kù jiǎo shàng tiē le kuài jiāo bù |
| [00:45] | jiǎn xiǎo jiě jiǎng qǐ wēn xiān shēng fàng jià qù tài guó qù cuò le sù wù |
| [00:52] | jiù suàn bù xiāng shí bù xiāng gān gào sù wǒ bù dǎ jǐn |
| [00:59] | zhèng dāng de rén shēng píng yòu wěn yì bān quē fá zhèn hàn |
| [01:04] | píng wěn wú zhòng xīn hǎo xiǎng yǒu shì fā shēng |
| [01:08] | wú xīn hái shì děng xiǎo bō zhé dà zhèn hàn |
| [01:12] | hái děng shuí yòng xīn shuō jù: bù xìng |
| [01:38] | wēn xiān shēng tīng jiǎng gǔ xiǎo jiě cì cì qù mǎi yú yǒng yuǎn zhuó huā qún |
| [01:45] | gǔ xiǎo jiě tīng jiǎng xǔ xiǎo jiě yǒu gè shì bó zàn tā yǒu tiān fèn |
| [01:53] | xǔ xiǎo jiě tīng jiǎng jiǎ xiān shēng nǚ yǒu gè bèi jǐ yǒu liǎng dào bā hén |
| [02:01] | jiǎ xiān shēng tīng jiǎng zhāng xiān shēng lǐ bài sì yàn huà yào qù xùn yī zhèn |
| [02:08] | jiù suàn bù xiāng shí bù xiāng gān gào sù wǒ bù dǎ jǐn |
| [02:15] | zhèng dāng de rén shēng píng yòu wěn yì bān quē fá zhèn hàn |
| [02:20] | píng wěn wú zhòng xīn hǎo xiǎng yǒu shì fā shēng |
| [02:24] | wú xīn hái zài děng xiǎo bō zhé dà zhèn hàn |
| [02:27] | hái děng hái zài děng réng rán zài děng |
| [02:38] | zàn shí bìng wú yù gǎn yǒu yě fā shēng |
| [02:54] | dà shì zì rán zháo jǐn xiǎo de dōu suàn xīn wén |
| [02:58] | bù gān xīn zhè me ān wěn |
| [03:01] | kǔn yī kǔn huā biān yì bān de xīn wén |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : guō bǎi shēn |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : lín xī |