| Song | 教我如何去小便(Bonus Track) |
| Artist | 何崇志 |
| Album | 麦兜菠萝油王子 电影原声大碟 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:01.75] | 爸爸带我去食叉饭食卤味 |
| [00:05.85] | 爸爸带我去'席爹席猪头肉' |
| [00:09.84] | 爸爸带我去食粢饭 然后带我去食牛治 |
| [00:14.60] | 仲叫了两个蛋挞 |
| [00:18.35] | 爸爸带我过大海食萄国鸡 |
| [00:22.91] | 爸爸带我远赴番禺食乳鸽 |
| [00:26.83] | 爸爸与我看着海浪 与我一起对浪小便 |
| [00:31.64] | 爸爸突然对我话 |
| [00:35.27] | 佢话唔系咁 不过就 不过就 |
| [00:39.73] | 不过就会总系咁嗰啲嘢 过去就 |
| [00:43.69] | 赶已没有嗰家嘢 |
| [00:47.99] | 经已没法不分开 |
| [00:52.33] | 你以后全部靠自己 |
| [00:56.75] | 一个人小便 |
| [01:01.04] | 爸爸带我去食拉面食咖喱 |
| [01:05.10] | 爸爸带我去食叉濑食炖奶 |
| [01:09.27] | 爸爸带我去小便 仲教我要怎样小便 |
| [01:14.54] | 如何靠自己拉链 |
| [01:17.99] | 佢话唔愿变成咁 不过就 不过就 |
| [01:21.77] | 不过就会总系咁 嗰啲嘢 过去就 |
| [01:26.09] | 经已没有嗰家嘢喇 |
| [01:30.31] | 所以没法不离开 |
| [01:34.62] | 以后全部靠自己 |
| [01:38.83] | 一个人小便 |
| [01:42.74] | 爸爸带我去带我去食叉饭食卤味 |
| [01:47.60] | 爸爸带我去 '席爹席猪头肉' |
| [01:51.70] | 爸爸带我去小便 仲教我要怎样小便 如何咪滴湿笪地 |
| [01:59.86] | 爸爸带我去小便 仲教我要怎样小便 如何咪滴湿笪地 |
| [00:01.75] | ba ba dai wo qu shi cha fan shi lu wei |
| [00:05.85] | ba ba dai wo qu' xi die xi zhu tou rou' |
| [00:09.84] | ba ba dai wo qu shi zi fan ran hou dai wo qu shi niu zhi |
| [00:14.60] | zhong jiao le liang ge dan ta |
| [00:18.35] | ba ba dai wo guo da hai shi tao guo ji |
| [00:22.91] | ba ba dai wo yuan fu pan yu shi ru ge |
| [00:26.83] | ba ba yu wo kan zhe hai lang yu wo yi qi dui lang xiao bian |
| [00:31.64] | ba ba tu ran dui wo hua |
| [00:35.27] | qu hua wu xi han bu guo jiu bu guo jiu |
| [00:39.73] | bu guo jiu hui zong xi han ge di ye guo qu jiu |
| [00:43.69] | gan yi mei you ge jia ye |
| [00:47.99] | jing yi mei fa bu fen kai |
| [00:52.33] | ni yi hou quan bu kao zi ji |
| [00:56.75] | yi ge ren xiao bian |
| [01:01.04] | ba ba dai wo qu shi la mian shi ga li |
| [01:05.10] | ba ba dai wo qu shi cha lai shi dun nai |
| [01:09.27] | ba ba dai wo qu xiao bian zhong jiao wo yao zen yang xiao bian |
| [01:14.54] | ru he kao zi ji la lian |
| [01:17.99] | qu hua wu yuan bian cheng han bu guo jiu bu guo jiu |
| [01:21.77] | bu guo jiu hui zong xi han ge di ye guo qu jiu |
| [01:26.09] | jing yi mei you ge jia ye la |
| [01:30.31] | suo yi mei fa bu li kai |
| [01:34.62] | yi hou quan bu kao zi ji |
| [01:38.83] | yi ge ren xiao bian |
| [01:42.74] | ba ba dai wo qu dai wo qu shi cha fan shi lu wei |
| [01:47.60] | ba ba dai wo qu ' xi die xi zhu tou rou' |
| [01:51.70] | ba ba dai wo qu xiao bian zhong jiao wo yao zen yang xiao bian ru he mi di shi da di |
| [01:59.86] | ba ba dai wo qu xiao bian zhong jiao wo yao zen yang xiao bian ru he mi di shi da di |
| [00:01.75] | bà bà dài wǒ qù shí chā fàn shí lǔ wèi |
| [00:05.85] | bà bà dài wǒ qù' xí diē xí zhū tóu ròu' |
| [00:09.84] | bà bà dài wǒ qù shí zī fàn rán hòu dài wǒ qù shí niú zhì |
| [00:14.60] | zhòng jiào le liǎng gè dàn tà |
| [00:18.35] | bà bà dài wǒ guò dà hǎi shí táo guó jī |
| [00:22.91] | bà bà dài wǒ yuǎn fù pān yú shí rǔ gē |
| [00:26.83] | bà bà yǔ wǒ kàn zhe hǎi làng yǔ wǒ yì qǐ duì làng xiǎo biàn |
| [00:31.64] | bà bà tū rán duì wǒ huà |
| [00:35.27] | qú huà wú xì hán bù guò jiù bù guò jiù |
| [00:39.73] | bù guò jiù huì zǒng xì hán gè dì yě guò qù jiù |
| [00:43.69] | gǎn yǐ méi yǒu gè jiā yě |
| [00:47.99] | jīng yǐ méi fǎ bù fēn kāi |
| [00:52.33] | nǐ yǐ hòu quán bù kào zì jǐ |
| [00:56.75] | yí ge rén xiǎo biàn |
| [01:01.04] | bà bà dài wǒ qù shí lā miàn shí gā lí |
| [01:05.10] | bà bà dài wǒ qù shí chā lài shí dùn nǎi |
| [01:09.27] | bà bà dài wǒ qù xiǎo biàn zhòng jiào wǒ yào zěn yàng xiǎo biàn |
| [01:14.54] | rú hé kào zì jǐ lā liàn |
| [01:17.99] | qú huà wú yuàn biàn chéng hán bù guò jiù bù guò jiù |
| [01:21.77] | bù guò jiù huì zǒng xì hán gè dì yě guò qù jiù |
| [01:26.09] | jīng yǐ méi yǒu gè jiā yě lǎ |
| [01:30.31] | suǒ yǐ méi fǎ bù lí kāi |
| [01:34.62] | yǐ hòu quán bù kào zì jǐ |
| [01:38.83] | yí ge rén xiǎo biàn |
| [01:42.74] | bà bà dài wǒ qù dài wǒ qù shí chā fàn shí lǔ wèi |
| [01:47.60] | bà bà dài wǒ qù ' xí diē xí zhū tóu ròu' |
| [01:51.70] | bà bà dài wǒ qù xiǎo biàn zhòng jiào wǒ yào zěn yàng xiǎo biàn rú hé mī dī shī dá dì |
| [01:59.86] | bà bà dài wǒ qù xiǎo biàn zhòng jiào wǒ yào zěn yàng xiǎo biàn rú hé mī dī shī dá dì |