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| [00:11.75] | And y'aint even want it wit da boy |
| [00:13.51] | Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy |
| [00:16.24] | On some grown man BI |
| [00:17.85] | I could have been a girl |
| [00:19.07] | Or any ethnicity up in the world |
| [00:20.99] | but I'm rollin with the top back |
| [00:22.66] | I ain't gotta worry where the cops at |
| [00:24.69] | I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap |
| [00:26.65] | Me and the crew |
| [00:27.72] | Are really doing everything that we like to |
| [00:30.29] | Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude |
| [00:33.40] | shit, im living good up in this bitch |
| [00:35.21] | dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip |
| [00:37.89] | I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian |
| [00:40.32] | So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision |
| [00:43.35] | For a white boy |
| [00:44.37] | Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy |
| [00:46.40] | Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi |
| [00:49.48] | They ain't suspicious of jews |
| [00:50.75] | Ill show contrition it's cool |
| [00:51.90] | Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose |
| [00:54.18] | One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew |
| [00:56.81] | I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise |
| [00:59.60] | Das what I do kid |
| [01:00.65] | Happy that my name aint stupid |
| [01:02.62] | Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids |
| [01:05.51] | But now I'm farting, overeating at meals, |
| [01:07.69] | If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill |
| [01:10.36] | I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet |
| [01:13.03] | And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look... |
| [01:16.58] | I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes |
| [01:18.61] | But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live |
| [01:21.38] | getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle |
| [01:23.86] | where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss) |
| [01:27.62] | And y'aint even want it wit da boy |
| [01:29.42] | Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy |
| [01:32.24] | On some grown man BI |
| [01:33.82] | I could have been a girl |
| [01:35.09] | Or any ethnicity up in the world |
| [01:37.05] | but I'm rollin with the top back |
| [01:38.61] | I ain't gotta worry where the cops at |
| [01:40.59] | I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap |
| [01:42.66] | Me and the crew |
| [01:43.62] | Are really doing everything that we like to |
| [01:46.20] | Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude |
| [01:48.93] | Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho |
| [01:51.40] | Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo |
| [01:53.84] | I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up |
| [01:56.62] | Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn |
| [01:58.64] | I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka |
| [02:00.97] | They up in heels |
| [02:02.02] | And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal... |
| [02:05.46] | And ion't bleach shit |
| [02:06.53] | Ion't gotta eat dick |
| [02:07.84] | I aint bleeding up out ma penis |
| [02:09.76] | Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing |
| [02:12.34] | In disagreements, i participate without weeping |
| [02:15.06] | And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that |
| [02:18.60] | Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut |
| [02:20.77] | So what up |
| [02:21.44] | Ya boy cut up |
| [02:23.20] | But eat butter |
| [02:24.22] | and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her |
| [02:27.05] | And I been getting better looking with age |
| [02:29.32] | But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face |
| [02:32.00] | "Seal interlude" |
| [02:42.62] | I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped |
| [02:45.10] | And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played |
| [02:47.83] | And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake |
| [02:50.45] | And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl! |
| [02:54.30] | And y'aint even want it wit da boy |
| [02:56.02] | Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy |
| [02:58.84] | On some grown man BI |
| [03:00.41] | I could have been a girl |
| [03:01.53] | Or any ethnicity up in the world |
| [03:03.59] | but I'm rollin with the top back |
| [03:05.11] | I ain't gotta worry where the cops at |
| [03:07.18] | I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap |
| [03:09.21] | Me and the crew |
| [03:10.21] | Are really doing everything that we like to |
| [03:12.89] | Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude |
| [03:16.50] | Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man |
| [03:19.83] | First off I'm a dude so |
| [03:21.40] | There was a one in two chance of that sucking |
| [03:23.88] | But now I can run a seven minute mile |
| [03:26.22] | I can defend my self adequately |
| [03:28.54] | I can be logical |
| [03:30.00] | I can get along with my room-mates |
| [03:31.76] | Watch serious movies without being scared by them |
| [03:34.55] | And the on top of that I'm white |
| [03:36.57] | Which is like, amazing because |
| [03:38.29] | Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person |
| [03:41.16] | I get a fair shot at the life I deserve |
| [03:43.85] | I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country |
| [03:46.57] | I get my hair cut at a salon |
| [03:48.56] | People hold the door open for me which is nice |
| [03:51.13] | Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes |
| [03:55.12] | And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people |
| [03:58.56] | It ain't about that |
| [03:59.22] | It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying? |
| [04:01.95] | But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word |
| [04:18.03] | I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense |
| [04:20.95] | I've been thinking about that shit a lot |
| [04:22.77] | Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out |
| [04:27.13] | It's like the perfect filler word |
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