| Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. | |
| Fed up with life and the way things are going, | |
| he decides to rob a liquor store. | |
| (＂I can＇t take this no more, I can＇t take it no more homes＂) | |
| But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. | |
| And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... | |
| (＂Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this＂) | |
| Alright, stop! (Huh?) | |
| Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store | |
| and try to get money out the drawer | |
| You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) | |
| I＇m your motherfuckin conscience | |
| That＇s nonsense! | |
| Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt＇s cribs | |
| And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs | |
| Tell her you need a place to stay | |
| You＇ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade | |
| Yeah but if it all goes through like it＇s supposed to | |
| The whole neighborhood knows you and they＇ll expose you | |
| Think about it before you walk in the door first | |
| Look at the store clerk, she＇s older than George Burns | |
| Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! | |
| Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? | |
| Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? | |
| Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? | |
| Man, don＇t do it, it＇s not worth it to risk it! (You＇re right!) | |
| Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) | |
| Don＇t even listen to Slim yo, he＇s bad for you | |
| (You know what Dre? I don＇t like your attitude..) | |
| {sound of static} | |
| (＂It＇s alright c＇mon, just come in here for a minute＂) | |
| (＂Mmm, I don＇t know!＂) | |
| (＂Look baby..＂) | |
| (＂Damn!＂) | |
| (＂Yo, it＇s gonna be alright, right?＂) | |
| (＂Well OK..＂) | |
| Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. (＂Give me a kiss!＂) | |
| After meeting a young girl at a rave party, | |
| things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. | |
| Once again, his conscience comes into play... (＂Shit!＂) | |
| Now listen to me, while you＇re kissin her cheek | |
| and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink | |
| Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch＇s earlobe.. | |
| (Yo! This girl＇s only fifteen years old | |
| You shouldn＇t take advantage of her, that＇s not fair) | |
| Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) | |
| Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare | |
| Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there | |
| (Man, ain＇t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) | |
| No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! | |
| (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) | |
| Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. | |
| {sound of static} | |
| {pickup idling, radio playing} | |
| Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. | |
| After coming home from a hard day＇s work, | |
| he walks in the door of his trailer park home | |
| to find his wife in bed with another man. | |
| (＂WHAT THE FUCK?!?!＂) | |
| (＂Grady!!＂) | |
| Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. | |
| Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin | |
| While you at work she＇s with some dude tryin to get off?! | |
| FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH＇S HEAD OFF!!! | |
| Wait! What if there＇s an explanation for this shit? | |
| (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) | |
| Alright Shady, maybe he＇s right Grady | |
| But think about the baby before you get all crazy | |
| Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? | |
| Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? | |
| That＇s what I did, be smart, don＇t be a retard | |
| You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! | |
| What＇chu say? (What＇s wrong? Didn＇t think I＇d remember?) | |
| I＇ma kill you motherfucker! | |
| Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! | |
| Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? | |
| Mr. AK comin＇ straight outta Compton y＇all better make way? | |
| How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? | |
| Cause he don＇t need to go the same route that I went | |
| Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... | |
| What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where＇s your gun at? | |
| {gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired} |
| Meet Eddie, twentythree years old. | |
| Fed up with life and the way things are going, | |
| he decides to rob a liquor store. | |
| I can t take this no more, I can t take it no more homes | |
| But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. | |
| And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... | |
| Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this | |
| Alright, stop! Huh? | |
| Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store | |
| and try to get money out the drawer | |
| You better think of the consequence But who are you? | |
| I m your motherfuckin conscience | |
| That s nonsense! | |
| Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt s cribs | |
| And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs | |
| Tell her you need a place to stay | |
| You ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade | |
| Yeah but if it all goes through like it s supposed to | |
| The whole neighborhood knows you and they ll expose you | |
| Think about it before you walk in the door first | |
| Look at the store clerk, she s older than George Burns | |
| Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! | |
| Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? | |
| Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? | |
| Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? | |
| Man, don t do it, it s not worth it to risk it! You re right! | |
| Not over this shit Stop! Drop the biscuit I will! | |
| Don t even listen to Slim yo, he s bad for you | |
| You know what Dre? I don t like your attitude.. | |
| sound of static | |
| It s alright c mon, just come in here for a minute | |
| Mmm, I don t know! | |
| Look baby.. | |
| Damn! | |
| Yo, it s gonna be alright, right? | |
| Well OK.. | |
| Meet Stan, twentyone years old. Give me a kiss! | |
| After meeting a young girl at a rave party, | |
| things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. | |
| Once again, his conscience comes into play... Shit! | |
| Now listen to me, while you re kissin her cheek | |
| and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink | |
| Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch s earlobe.. | |
| Yo! This girl s only fifteen years old | |
| You shouldn t take advantage of her, that s not fair | |
| Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? Uh huh! | |
| Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare | |
| Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there | |
| Man, ain t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_? | |
| No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! | |
| Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? | |
| Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. | |
| sound of static | |
| pickup idling, radio playing | |
| Meet Grady, a twentynine year old construction worker. | |
| After coming home from a hard day s work, | |
| he walks in the door of his trailer park home | |
| to find his wife in bed with another man. | |
| WHAT THE FUCK?!?! | |
| Grady!! | |
| Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. | |
| Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin | |
| While you at work she s with some dude tryin to get off?! | |
| FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH S HEAD OFF!!! | |
| Wait! What if there s an explanation for this shit? | |
| What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?! | |
| Alright Shady, maybe he s right Grady | |
| But think about the baby before you get all crazy | |
| Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? | |
| Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? | |
| That s what I did, be smart, don t be a retard | |
| You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! | |
| What chu say? What s wrong? Didn t think I d remember? | |
| I ma kill you motherfucker! | |
| Uhhhaahh! Temper temper! | |
| Mr. Dre? Mr. N. W. A.? | |
| Mr. AK comin straight outta Compton y all better make way? | |
| How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? | |
| Cause he don t need to go the same route that I went | |
| Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... | |
| What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where s your gun at? | |
| gun fires, is cocked, and refired |
| Meet Eddie, twentythree years old. | |
| Fed up with life and the way things are going, | |
| he decides to rob a liquor store. | |
| I can t take this no more, I can t take it no more homes | |
| But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. | |
| And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... | |
| Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this | |
| Alright, stop! Huh? | |
| Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store | |
| and try to get money out the drawer | |
| You better think of the consequence But who are you? | |
| I m your motherfuckin conscience | |
| That s nonsense! | |
| Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt s cribs | |
| And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs | |
| Tell her you need a place to stay | |
| You ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade | |
| Yeah but if it all goes through like it s supposed to | |
| The whole neighborhood knows you and they ll expose you | |
| Think about it before you walk in the door first | |
| Look at the store clerk, she s older than George Burns | |
| Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! | |
| Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? | |
| Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? | |
| Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? | |
| Man, don t do it, it s not worth it to risk it! You re right! | |
| Not over this shit Stop! Drop the biscuit I will! | |
| Don t even listen to Slim yo, he s bad for you | |
| You know what Dre? I don t like your attitude.. | |
| sound of static | |
| It s alright c mon, just come in here for a minute | |
| Mmm, I don t know! | |
| Look baby.. | |
| Damn! | |
| Yo, it s gonna be alright, right? | |
| Well OK.. | |
| Meet Stan, twentyone years old. Give me a kiss! | |
| After meeting a young girl at a rave party, | |
| things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. | |
| Once again, his conscience comes into play... Shit! | |
| Now listen to me, while you re kissin her cheek | |
| and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink | |
| Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch s earlobe.. | |
| Yo! This girl s only fifteen years old | |
| You shouldn t take advantage of her, that s not fair | |
| Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? Uh huh! | |
| Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare | |
| Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there | |
| Man, ain t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_? | |
| No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! | |
| Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? | |
| Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. | |
| sound of static | |
| pickup idling, radio playing | |
| Meet Grady, a twentynine year old construction worker. | |
| After coming home from a hard day s work, | |
| he walks in the door of his trailer park home | |
| to find his wife in bed with another man. | |
| WHAT THE FUCK?!?! | |
| Grady!! | |
| Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. | |
| Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin | |
| While you at work she s with some dude tryin to get off?! | |
| FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH S HEAD OFF!!! | |
| Wait! What if there s an explanation for this shit? | |
| What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?! | |
| Alright Shady, maybe he s right Grady | |
| But think about the baby before you get all crazy | |
| Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? | |
| Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? | |
| That s what I did, be smart, don t be a retard | |
| You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! | |
| What chu say? What s wrong? Didn t think I d remember? | |
| I ma kill you motherfucker! | |
| Uhhhaahh! Temper temper! | |
| Mr. Dre? Mr. N. W. A.? | |
| Mr. AK comin straight outta Compton y all better make way? | |
| How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? | |
| Cause he don t need to go the same route that I went | |
| Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... | |
| What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where s your gun at? | |
| gun fires, is cocked, and refired |
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