ありえない幕間劇(その三)・『屈託は高くつく』
mu jian ju san qu tuo gao Lyrics
| Song | ありえない幕間劇(その三)・『屈託は高くつく』 |
| Artist | 田中公平 |
| Album | 氷菓 限定版 第2巻 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:08.375] | 不可能的幕间剧 其三 |
| [00:12.045] | 摩耶花入部 |
| [00:18.404] | 摩耶花:决定了!我要加入这里 |
| [00:22.923] | 奉太郎:伊原啊 |
| [00:24.424] | 摩耶花:呃,折木,只有你在吗 |
| [00:28.335] | 奉太郎:里志在手工艺社,千反田因为家里的事情,两个人都不在 |
| [00:33.784] | 摩耶花:唔,难得把入部申请带过来了 |
| [00:37.323] | 奉太郎:等一下伊原,你说入部? |
| [00:40.063] | 摩耶花:嗯 |
| [00:40.894] | 奉太郎:哪个部? |
| [00:41.585] | 摩耶花:这里,古籍社 |
| [00:43.653] | 奉太郎:哈... |
| [00:46.452] | 摩耶花:千反田邀请我的,这也算某种缘分吧,而且阿福也在这里.虽然会和图书管理员及漫研有冲突,但也很有意思不是么? |
| [00:54.264] | 奉太郎:糟透了 |
| [00:55.664] | 摩耶花:什么啊,那副厌烦的表情 |
| [00:57.173] | 奉太郎:幻觉吧.唔...说起来,伊原 |
| [01:01.333] | 摩耶花:什么事? |
| [01:02.756] | 奉太郎:听说过入社测试么? |
| [01:05.114] | 摩耶花:入社测试? |
| [01:06.747] | 奉太郎:别看这样,我们是只会挑选精通古籍的同学入社的社团,并不是简单地说进就能进的幼稚社团 |
| [01:15.263] | 摩耶花:这样啊,不过千反田和阿福都没说过这些 |
| [01:20.873] | 奉太郎:那当然了,如果告诉你这些,劝诱就不公平了 |
| [01:24.864] | 摩耶花:总觉得非常可疑啊 |
| [01:27.506] | 奉太郎:总而言之,入社测试第一问! |
| [01:31.144] | 摩耶花:等... |
| [01:31.923] | 奉太郎:引起肠胃炎的轮状病毒的潜伏期是12个小时,正确还是错误? |
| [01:38.740] | 摩耶花:什么啊这问题,不是和古籍没关系吗? |
| [01:41.854] | 奉太郎:请用"正确"或"错误"回答,轮状病毒的潜伏期是12小时吗?回答时间马上就要到了.4,3,2,1 |
| [01:51.664] | 摩耶花:呃...等..."正确"! |
| [01:54.833] | 奉太郎:可惜,正确答案是"错误",轮状病毒的潜伏期大约是48-72小时,会引起新生儿非常严重的肠胃炎,因此大家要多加注意 |
| [02:09.572] | 摩耶花:"大家"是谁啊?这里只有我和你两个人.再说从刚才开始这音效都是什么啊...所以说别放音效啊...啊够了! |
| [02:21.054] | 奉太郎:好的,音效师,非常感谢.那么,非常遗憾,参加古籍社入社测试的伊原摩耶花同学因为回答错误而失去入社资格 |
| [02:32.803] | 摩耶花:等... |
| [02:33.355] | 奉太郎:敬请期待明年的入社测试.那么,再见!出口在那边 |
| [02:38.384] | 摩耶花:等会,刚才不是说了是第一问吗?这就结束了? |
| [02:42.435] | 奉太郎:嗯,结束了 |
| [02:43.635] | 摩耶花:怎么可能结束了啊?难道说你不想让我入社? |
| [02:49.292] | 奉太郎:怎么可能会有这种事情嘛 |
| [02:50.973] | 摩耶花:不要把脸转过去,你绝对是在说谎吧 |
| [02:53.554] | 奉太郎:幻觉吧 |
| [02:54.842] | 摩耶花:所以说,不要把视线移开 |
| [02:58.664] | 奉太郎:但是伊原,想想看吧,你认为我会欢迎你入社吗? |
| [03:05.422] | 摩耶花:确实你和我是青梅竹马什么的,不过实际上,完全不是那种情况 |
| [03:15.462] | 奉太郎:没错.确实小学到初中这九年间我们都是同一个班的,但是彼此完全没有好感和友谊,只是单纯的老熟人而已 |
| [03:25.672] | 摩耶花:嗯,不如说是相互讨厌 |
| [03:27.462] | 奉太郎:真敢说啊.总而言之,入社测试不合格,放弃吧 |
| [03:32.384] | 摩耶花:别说傻话了,这种玩笑怎么能让我认同啊 |
| [03:35.832] | 奉太郎:那就拜托你... |
| [03:36.722] | 摩耶花:不行! |
| [03:37.772] | 奉太郎:唔...没办法,既然你说到这份上了,我就网开一面 |
| [03:44.593] | 摩耶花:哼,很好 |
| [03:45.823] | 奉太郎:那么第二问! |
| [03:46.942] | 摩耶花:这就叫网开一面? |
| [03:48.933] | 奉太郎:铅笔的HB是Heavy Boomer的简称,正确还是错误? |
| [03:52.462] | 摩耶花:诶诶诶? |
| [03:54.532] | 奉太郎:请快回答,HB是Hamilcar Barca的简称吗? |
| [03:58.741] | 摩耶花:问...问题变了啊.我..我记得 |
| [04:02.652] | 奉太郎:好的还有5秒,4,3,2,1 |
| [04:07.281] | 摩耶花:等...等等,错...错误! |
| [04:09.962] | 奉太郎:答对了! |
| [04:11.602] | 摩耶花:太好了! |
| [04:13.251] | 奉太郎:那么请退场吧 |
| [04:14.742] | 摩耶花:结果还是要退场吗! |
| [04:16.803] |
| [00:08.375] | bu ke neng de mu jian ju qi san |
| [00:12.045] | mo ye hua ru bu |
| [00:18.404] | mo ye hua: jue ding le! wo yao jia ru zhe li |
| [00:22.923] | feng tai lang: yi yuan a |
| [00:24.424] | mo ye hua: e, zhe mu, zhi you ni zai ma |
| [00:28.335] | feng tai lang: li zhi zai shou gong yi she, qian fan tian yin wei jia li de shi qing, liang ge ren dou bu zai |
| [00:33.784] | mo ye hua: wu, nan de ba ru bu shen qing dai guo lai le |
| [00:37.323] | feng tai lang: deng yi xia yi yuan, ni shuo ru bu? |
| [00:40.063] | mo ye hua: |
| [00:40.894] | feng tai lang: nei ge bu? |
| [00:41.585] | mo ye hua: zhe li, gu ji she |
| [00:43.653] | feng tai lang: ha... |
| [00:46.452] | mo ye hua: qian fan tian yao qing wo de, zhe ye suan mou zhong yuan fen ba, er qie a fu ye zai zhe li. sui ran hui he tu shu guan li yuan ji man yan you chong tu, dan ye hen you yi si bu shi me? |
| [00:54.264] | feng tai lang: zao tou le |
| [00:55.664] | mo ye hua: shen me a, na fu yan fan de biao qing |
| [00:57.173] | feng tai lang: huan jue ba. wu... shuo qi lai, yi yuan |
| [01:01.333] | mo ye hua: shen me shi? |
| [01:02.756] | feng tai lang: ting shuo guo ru she ce shi me? |
| [01:05.114] | mo ye hua: ru she ce shi? |
| [01:06.747] | feng tai lang: bie kan zhe yang, wo men shi zhi hui tiao xuan jing tong gu ji de tong xue ru she de she tuan, bing bu shi jian dan de shuo jin jiu neng jin de you zhi she tuan |
| [01:15.263] | mo ye hua: zhe yang a, bu guo qian fan tian he a fu dou mei shuo guo zhei xie |
| [01:20.873] | feng tai lang: na dang ran le, ru guo gao su ni zhei xie, quan you jiu bu gong ping le |
| [01:24.864] | mo ye hua: zong jue de fei chang ke yi a |
| [01:27.506] | feng tai lang: zong er yan zhi, ru she ce shi di yi wen! |
| [01:31.144] | mo ye hua: deng... |
| [01:31.923] | feng tai lang: yin qi chang wei yan de lun zhuang bing du de qian fu qi shi 12 ge xiao shi, zheng que hai shi cuo wu? |
| [01:38.740] | mo ye hua: shen me a zhe wen ti, bu shi he gu ji mo guan xi ma? |
| [01:41.854] | feng tai lang: qing yong" zheng que" huo" cuo wu" hui da, lun zhuang bing du de qian fu qi shi 12 xiao shi ma? hui da shi jian ma shang jiu yao dao le. 4, 3, 2, 1 |
| [01:51.664] | mo ye hua: e... deng..." zheng que"! |
| [01:54.833] | feng tai lang: ke xi, zheng que da an shi" cuo wu", lun zhuang bing du de qian fu qi da yue shi 4872 xiao shi, hui yin qi xin sheng er fei chang yan zhong de chang wei yan, yin ci da jia yao duo jia zhu yi |
| [02:09.572] | mo ye hua:" da jia" shi shui a? zhe li zhi you wo he ni liang ge ren. zai shuo cong gang cai kai shi zhe yin xiao dou shi shen me a... suo yi shuo bie fang yin xiao a... a gou le! |
| [02:21.054] | feng tai lang: hao de, yin xiao shi, fei chang gan xie. na me, fei chang yi han, can jia gu ji she ru she ce shi de yi yuan mo ye hua tong xue yin wei hui da cuo wu er shi qu ru she zi ge |
| [02:32.803] | mo ye hua: deng... |
| [02:33.355] | feng tai lang: jing qing qi dai ming nian de ru she ce shi. na me, zai jian! chu kou zai na bian |
| [02:38.384] | mo ye hua: deng hui, gang cai bu shi shuo le shi di yi wen ma? zhe jiu jie shu le? |
| [02:42.435] | feng tai lang: , jie shu le |
| [02:43.635] | mo ye hua: zen me ke neng jie shu le a? nan dao shuo ni bu xiang rang wo ru she? |
| [02:49.292] | feng tai lang: zen me ke neng hui you zhe zhong shi qing ma |
| [02:50.973] | mo ye hua: bu yao ba lian zhuan guo qu, ni jue dui shi zai shuo huang ba |
| [02:53.554] | feng tai lang: huan jue ba |
| [02:54.842] | mo ye hua: suo yi shuo, bu yao ba shi xian yi kai |
| [02:58.664] | feng tai lang: dan shi yi yuan, xiang xiang kan ba, ni ren wei wo hui huan ying ni ru she ma? |
| [03:05.422] | mo ye hua: que shi ni he wo shi qing mei zhu ma shen me de, bu guo shi ji shang, wan quan bu shi na zhong qing kuang |
| [03:15.462] | feng tai lang: mei cuo. que shi xiao xue dao chu zhong zhe jiu nian jian wo men dou shi tong yi ge ban de, dan shi bi ci wan quan mei you hao gan he you yi, zhi shi dan chun de lao shu ren er yi |
| [03:25.672] | mo ye hua: , bu ru shuo shi xiang hu tao yan |
| [03:27.462] | feng tai lang: zhen gan shuo a. zong er yan zhi, ru she ce shi bu he ge, fang qi ba |
| [03:32.384] | mo ye hua: bie shuo sha hua le, zhe zhong wan xiao zen me neng rang wo ren tong a |
| [03:35.832] | feng tai lang: na jiu bai tuo ni... |
| [03:36.722] | mo ye hua: bu xing! |
| [03:37.772] | feng tai lang: wu... mei ban fa, ji ran ni shuo dao zhe fen shang le, wo jiu wang kai yi mian |
| [03:44.593] | mo ye hua: heng, hen hao |
| [03:45.823] | feng tai lang: na me di er wen! |
| [03:46.942] | mo ye hua: zhe jiu jiao wang kai yi mian? |
| [03:48.933] | feng tai lang: qian bi de HB shi Heavy Boomer de jian cheng, zheng que hai shi cuo wu? |
| [03:52.462] | mo ye hua: ei ei ei? |
| [03:54.532] | feng tai lang: qing kuai hui da, HB shi Hamilcar Barca de jian cheng ma? |
| [03:58.741] | mo ye hua: wen... wen ti bian le a. wo.. wo ji de |
| [04:02.652] | feng tai lang: hao de hai you 5 miao, 4, 3, 2, 1 |
| [04:07.281] | mo ye hua: deng... deng deng, cuo... cuo wu! |
| [04:09.962] | feng tai lang: da dui le! |
| [04:11.602] | mo ye hua: tai hao le! |
| [04:13.251] | feng tai lang: na me qing tui chang ba |
| [04:14.742] | mo ye hua: jie guo hai shi yao tui chang ma! |
| [04:16.803] |
| [00:08.375] | bù kě néng de mù jiān jù qí sān |
| [00:12.045] | mó yé huā rù bù |
| [00:18.404] | mó yé huā: jué dìng le! wǒ yào jiā rù zhè lǐ |
| [00:22.923] | fèng tài láng: yī yuán a |
| [00:24.424] | mó yé huā: è, zhé mù, zhǐ yǒu nǐ zài ma |
| [00:28.335] | fèng tài láng: lǐ zhì zài shǒu gōng yì shè, qiān fǎn tián yīn wèi jiā lǐ de shì qíng, liǎng gè rén dōu bù zài |
| [00:33.784] | mó yé huā: wú, nán de bǎ rù bù shēn qǐng dài guò lái le |
| [00:37.323] | fèng tài láng: děng yī xià yī yuán, nǐ shuō rù bù? |
| [00:40.063] | mó yé huā: |
| [00:40.894] | fèng tài láng: něi gè bù? |
| [00:41.585] | mó yé huā: zhè lǐ, gǔ jí shè |
| [00:43.653] | fèng tài láng: hā... |
| [00:46.452] | mó yé huā: qiān fǎn tián yāo qǐng wǒ de, zhè yě suàn mǒu zhǒng yuán fèn ba, ér qiě ā fú yě zài zhè lǐ. suī rán huì hé tú shū guǎn lǐ yuán jí màn yán yǒu chōng tū, dàn yě hěn yǒu yì sī bú shì me? |
| [00:54.264] | fèng tài láng: zāo tòu le |
| [00:55.664] | mó yé huā: shén me a, nà fù yàn fán de biǎo qíng |
| [00:57.173] | fèng tài láng: huàn jué ba. wú... shuō qǐ lái, yī yuán |
| [01:01.333] | mó yé huā: shén me shì? |
| [01:02.756] | fèng tài láng: tīng shuō guò rù shè cè shì me? |
| [01:05.114] | mó yé huā: rù shè cè shì? |
| [01:06.747] | fèng tài láng: bié kàn zhè yàng, wǒ men shì zhǐ huì tiāo xuǎn jīng tōng gǔ jí de tóng xué rù shè de shè tuán, bìng bú shì jiǎn dān de shuō jìn jiù néng jìn de yòu zhì shè tuán |
| [01:15.263] | mó yé huā: zhè yàng a, bù guò qiān fǎn tián hé ā fú dōu méi shuō guò zhèi xiē |
| [01:20.873] | fèng tài láng: nà dāng rán le, rú guǒ gào sù nǐ zhèi xiē, quàn yòu jiù bù gōng píng le |
| [01:24.864] | mó yé huā: zǒng jué de fēi cháng kě yí a |
| [01:27.506] | fèng tài láng: zǒng ér yán zhī, rù shè cè shì dì yī wèn! |
| [01:31.144] | mó yé huā: děng... |
| [01:31.923] | fèng tài láng: yǐn qǐ cháng wèi yán de lún zhuàng bìng dú de qián fú qī shì 12 gè xiǎo shí, zhèng què hái shì cuò wù? |
| [01:38.740] | mó yé huā: shén me a zhè wèn tí, bú shì hé gǔ jí mò guān xì ma? |
| [01:41.854] | fèng tài láng: qǐng yòng" zhèng què" huò" cuò wù" huí dá, lún zhuàng bìng dú de qián fú qī shì 12 xiǎo shí ma? huí dá shí jiān mǎ shàng jiù yào dào le. 4, 3, 2, 1 |
| [01:51.664] | mó yé huā: è... děng..." zhèng què"! |
| [01:54.833] | fèng tài láng: kě xī, zhèng què dá àn shì" cuò wù", lún zhuàng bìng dú de qián fú qī dà yuē shì 4872 xiǎo shí, huì yǐn qǐ xīn shēng ér fēi cháng yán zhòng de cháng wèi yán, yīn cǐ dà jiā yào duō jiā zhù yì |
| [02:09.572] | mó yé huā:" dà jiā" shì shuí a? zhè lǐ zhǐ yǒu wǒ hé nǐ liǎng gè rén. zài shuō cóng gāng cái kāi shǐ zhè yīn xiào dōu shì shén me a... suǒ yǐ shuō bié fàng yīn xiào a... a gòu le! |
| [02:21.054] | fèng tài láng: hǎo de, yīn xiào shī, fēi cháng gǎn xiè. nà me, fēi cháng yí hàn, cān jiā gǔ jí shè rù shè cè shì de yī yuán mó yé huā tóng xué yīn wèi huí dá cuò wù ér shī qù rù shè zī gé |
| [02:32.803] | mó yé huā: děng... |
| [02:33.355] | fèng tài láng: jìng qǐng qī dài míng nián de rù shè cè shì. nà me, zài jiàn! chū kǒu zài nà biān |
| [02:38.384] | mó yé huā: děng huì, gāng cái bú shì shuō le shì dì yī wèn ma? zhè jiù jié shù le? |
| [02:42.435] | fèng tài láng: , jié shù le |
| [02:43.635] | mó yé huā: zěn me kě néng jié shù le a? nán dào shuō nǐ bù xiǎng ràng wǒ rù shè? |
| [02:49.292] | fèng tài láng: zěn me kě néng huì yǒu zhè zhǒng shì qíng ma |
| [02:50.973] | mó yé huā: bú yào bǎ liǎn zhuǎn guò qù, nǐ jué duì shì zài shuō huǎng ba |
| [02:53.554] | fèng tài láng: huàn jué ba |
| [02:54.842] | mó yé huā: suǒ yǐ shuō, bú yào bǎ shì xiàn yí kāi |
| [02:58.664] | fèng tài láng: dàn shì yī yuán, xiǎng xiǎng kàn ba, nǐ rèn wéi wǒ huì huān yíng nǐ rù shè ma? |
| [03:05.422] | mó yé huā: què shí nǐ hé wǒ shì qīng méi zhú mǎ shén me de, bù guò shí jì shang, wán quán bú shì nà zhǒng qíng kuàng |
| [03:15.462] | fèng tài láng: méi cuò. què shí xiǎo xué dào chū zhōng zhè jiǔ nián jiān wǒ men dōu shì tóng yí gè bān de, dàn shì bǐ cǐ wán quán méi yǒu hǎo gǎn hé yǒu yì, zhǐ shì dān chún de lǎo shú rén ér yǐ |
| [03:25.672] | mó yé huā: , bù rú shuō shì xiāng hù tǎo yàn |
| [03:27.462] | fèng tài láng: zhēn gǎn shuō a. zǒng ér yán zhī, rù shè cè shì bù hé gé, fàng qì ba |
| [03:32.384] | mó yé huā: bié shuō shǎ huà le, zhè zhǒng wán xiào zěn me néng ràng wǒ rèn tóng a |
| [03:35.832] | fèng tài láng: nà jiù bài tuō nǐ... |
| [03:36.722] | mó yé huā: bù xíng! |
| [03:37.772] | fèng tài láng: wú... méi bàn fǎ, jì rán nǐ shuō dào zhè fèn shàng le, wǒ jiù wǎng kāi yī miàn |
| [03:44.593] | mó yé huā: hēng, hěn hǎo |
| [03:45.823] | fèng tài láng: nà me dì èr wèn! |
| [03:46.942] | mó yé huā: zhè jiù jiào wǎng kāi yī miàn? |
| [03:48.933] | fèng tài láng: qiān bǐ de HB shì Heavy Boomer de jiǎn chēng, zhèng què hái shì cuò wù? |
| [03:52.462] | mó yé huā: éi éi éi? |
| [03:54.532] | fèng tài láng: qǐng kuài huí dá, HB shì Hamilcar Barca de jiǎn chēng ma? |
| [03:58.741] | mó yé huā: wèn... wèn tí biàn le a. wǒ.. wǒ jì de |
| [04:02.652] | fèng tài láng: hǎo de hái yǒu 5 miǎo, 4, 3, 2, 1 |
| [04:07.281] | mó yé huā: děng... děng děng, cuò... cuò wù! |
| [04:09.962] | fèng tài láng: dá duì le! |
| [04:11.602] | mó yé huā: tài hǎo le! |
| [04:13.251] | fèng tài láng: nà me qǐng tuì chǎng ba |
| [04:14.742] | mó yé huā: jié guǒ hái shì yào tuì chǎng ma! |
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