| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 辽东笑笑生 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 辽东笑笑生 |
| [00:03.240] | （intro） 今晚的月光很嚣张,照得我心里发了狂 |
| [00:11.110] | 看着窗上的大老蟑,思绪又回到了高老庄 |
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| [00:38.380] | 俺本是天上的大元帅,正式名称叫天蓬 |
| [00:43.800] | 小伙当年也帅呆,风流潇洒人人爱 |
| [00:47.940] | 老鼠爱大米，美人爱英雄, |
| [00:50.340] | 有种事情注定要发生 |
| [00:52.940] | 以为嫦娥是我真爱，没想到不久生祸害 |
| [00:57.450] | 为给玉帝当二奶，她一记飞脚把我踹 |
| [01:02.310] | 玉帝你风流我不怪，因为王母她纯属一老太 |
| [01:07.140] | 可你不该为自己，昧着良心把我害 |
| [01:11.950] | 统一思想团结在你周围，你这核心不搞特殊化行不行? |
| [01:16.789] | 满天神佛都是独身,怎么就许你在那里玩浪漫纯真? |
| [01:21.400] | 你自己玩还不让别人把手伸,说你太狗一点不失真! |
| [01:26.470] | 嫦娥你也太卑鄙,诬陷我就为保全你自己 |
| [01:31.330] | 用完我就把我抛弃,还在大众面前眼泪哗哗地 |
| [01:35.960] | 我说你也不是芙蓉姐,为啥要这么作践你自己?!! |
| [01:40.670] | 结果我被开出神仙党,公审下放到高老庄 |
| [01:45.350] | 遇到了乡长的漂亮女儿,她是一个好姑娘 |
| [01:50.450] | 她不懂浪漫但有好心肠,体贴关怀没商量 |
| [01:55.130] | 一亩地两头牛,老婆孩子热炕头 |
| [01:57.740] | 这日子过得甜如蜜，可惜他爹不愿意！ |
| [02:00.200] | 嫌我手里没财产 |
| [02:02.190] | 非让他女儿去嫁大款 |
| [02:04.970] | 碰上了考察团长唐三藏,好姻缘就被他们强行埋葬！ |
| [02:08.728] | 碰上了考察团长唐三藏,好姻缘就被他们强行埋葬！ |
| [02:14.200] | 我不要得道成佛,我只想自由生活 |
| [02:17.350] | 我不要修成正果,我只要真实自我 |
| [02:18.770] | 我不要得道成佛,我只想自由生活 |
| [02:21.560] | 我不要修成正果,我只要真实自我 |
| [02:23.960] | 我不想当英雄也不想当楷模,我只想当个真正的人!!!!!!! |
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| [02:47.230] | 说起这个孙悟空,他一天到晚牛哄哄 |
| [02:52.710] | 自认是泰山顶上一青松,实际不过是黄土垄上一根干巴葱 |
| [02:57.390] | 仗着自己出过国,当个海归还兴冲冲 |
| [03:02.390] | 现在海归都成了海待,我看你怎么逍遥自在?? |
| [03:06.950] | 你念过洋书能咋地?不懂规矩还是白费地 |
| [03:11.950] | 你能耐再大再受累,也要先来个论资和排辈 |
| [03:16.540] | 你想打破规矩还想另立中央，结果自然是整你没商量 |
| [03:21.520] | 还有沙僧这老实混蛋,全心全意任人使唤 |
| [03:26.110] | 你本在政府干保安,充其量算是个公务员 |
| [03:30.829] | 你起早摸黑没命干,是一心一意想提干 |
| [03:35.920] | 结果因为犯个小错误,就被整得靠边站 |
| [03:40.650] | 以为你这木头脑袋能开窍,谁知道你还是一声也不叫 |
| [03:45.480] | 不叫的孩子没糖吃,难道连这你也不知道!! |
| [03:50.150] | 象你这种大傻冒,领导把你卖了你还帮着数钞票!! |
| [03:54.930] | 最虚伪的要数唐三藏,天下数你最会装 |
| [03:59.900] | 你本加入神仙党,因忽视领导发言被下放 |
| [04:04.770] | 下放你还不忘装,花言巧语忽悠唐王 |
| [04:09.530] | 说要加强道德建设稳固思想武装 |
| [04:12.110] | 其实是借出国考察旅游观光 |
| [04:14.480] | 一路走来一路煽情,煽得妖精们都以为抓到朱军倪萍 |
| [04:19.230] | 你在我们面前拿腔作调,你在观音面前强颜欢笑 |
| [04:24.190] | 你看孙猴子有能力你眼气,你看沙僧没能力你发脾气 |
| [04:28.610] | 你说要为百姓求真经,我看最缺修行是你自己 |
| [04:33.560] | 最可笑是龙王三太子,没想到小衙内你也来装蒜 |
| [04:38.380] | 从前仗着你爹是高干,你是什么坏事都敢干 |
| [04:43.200] | 家有多大产,你有多大胆 |
| [04:45.450] | 吃喝嫖赌抽,坑蒙拐骗偷 |
| [04:47.880] | 大唐闹够了还要去欧洲,最后又来了一次全球泡妞 |
| [04:52.670] | 多行不义必自毙，你泡妞泡成纵火犯 |
| [04:57.540] | 不过高干到底是高干,组织上也不想让你爹太难看 |
| [05:02.400] | 你这罪行本该问斩，结果仅仅是罚你把出租干 |
| [05:07.190] | 避避风声你休息几年,风平浪静之后还是阳光灿烂 |
| [05:12.600] | 你爹总让别人注意影响,其实最烂就是你们这帮太子党!! |
| [05:17.300] | 你爹总让别人注意影响,其实最烂就是你们这帮太子党!! |
| [05:21.540] | 你们都是流氓，你们都是混蛋 |
| [05:23.800] | 你们都是思想的强奸犯 |
| [05:26.470] | 你们都是流氓，你们都是混蛋 |
| [05:28.910] | 你们都是思想的强奸犯 |
| [05:31.150] | 我不想当英雄也不想当楷模，我不象你们那样虚伪地活！ |
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| [05:55.180] | 看着你们这一群S.O.B【son of bitch】,俺老猪心里又笑又生气 |
| [05:59.580] | 老猪傻吃呆睡干活总是消极地 |
| [06:02.330] | 那是因为俺心里是明白地 |
| [06:04.650] | 这世道讲辈份不讲勤奋,这世道讲关系不讲实力 |
| [06:09.680] | 我只要把老和尚拍得满意,就算孙悟空也拿我没脾气 |
| [06:14.130] | 最后到了西天我也算出了力 |
| [06:16.530] | 等到论功行赏我也说得过去 |
| [06:19.800] | 我馋我懒我色眯眯,但至少不象你们那样虚伪加卑鄙 |
| [06:23.790] | 你们满嘴仁义道德其实都在争权夺利 |
| [06:26.440] | 正常的神变成懒惰的猪是这个世道造成滴 ！ |
| [06:28.540] | 满天神佛其实都是狗娘养 |
| [06:31.120] | 你们自己腐化堕落还让百姓坚持信仰 |
| [06:33.400] | 什么关怀体贴，什么和谐仙界 |
| [06:35.850] | 什么生活甜如蜜，我看纯属放屁！！ |
| [06:38.340] | 什么关怀体贴，什么和谐仙界 |
| [06:40.680] | 什么生活甜如蜜，我看纯属放屁！！ |
| [06:43.520] | 就是这样完美社会,幸福地让我彻底心碎 |
| [06:45.570] | 就是这样完美生活,幸福地让我满身蹉跎 |
| [06:47.970] | 就是这样完美社会,幸福地让我彻底心碎 |
| [06:50.440] | 就是这样完美生活,幸福地让我满身蹉跎 |
| [06:53.130] | 大家都玩虚伪大家都玩卑鄙 |
| [06:55.370] | 大家都玩天兵天将糊弄神仙党！！ |
| [06:57.760] | 大家都玩虚伪大家都玩卑鄙 |
| [07:00.900] | 大家都玩天兵天将糊弄神仙党！！ |
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| [07:03.350] | 你们一个个神仙面孔 满嘴仁义道德 |
| [07:07.240] | 其实都是魔鬼心肠 一肚子男盗女娼 |
| [07:10.420] | 还有资格笑俺老猪 你们才是笑话 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : liao dong xiao xiao sheng |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : liao dong xiao xiao sheng |
| [00:03.240] | intro jin wan de yue guang hen xiao zhang, zhao de wo xin li fa le kuang |
| [00:11.110] | kan zhe chuang shang de da lao zhang, si xu you hui dao le gao lao zhuang |
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| [00:38.380] | an ben shi tian shang de da yuan shuai, zheng shi ming cheng jiao tian peng |
| [00:43.800] | xiao huo dang nian ye shuai dai, feng liu xiao sa ren ren ai |
| [00:47.940] | lao shu ai da mi, mei ren ai ying xiong, |
| [00:50.340] | you zhong shi qing zhu ding yao fa sheng |
| [00:52.940] | yi wei chang e shi wo zhen ai, mei xiang dao bu jiu sheng huo hai |
| [00:57.450] | wei gei yu di dang er nai, ta yi ji fei jiao ba wo chuai |
| [01:02.310] | yu di ni feng liu wo bu guai, yin wei wang mu ta chun shu yi lao tai |
| [01:07.140] | ke ni bu gai wei zi ji, mei zhe liang xin ba wo hai |
| [01:11.950] | tong yi si xiang tuan jie zai ni zhou wei, ni zhe he xin bu gao te shu hua xing bu xing? |
| [01:16.789] | man tian shen fo dou shi du shen, zen me jiu xu ni zai na li wan lang man chun zhen? |
| [01:21.400] | ni zi ji wan hai bu rang bie ren ba shou shen, shuo ni tai gou yi dian bu shi zhen! |
| [01:26.470] | chang e ni ye tai bei bi, wu xian wo jiu wei bao quan ni zi ji |
| [01:31.330] | yong wan wo jiu ba wo pao qi, hai zai da zhong mian qian yan lei hua hua di |
| [01:35.960] | wo shuo ni ye bu shi fu rong jie, wei sha yao zhe me zuo jian ni zi ji?!! |
| [01:40.670] | jie guo wo bei kai chu shen xian dang, gong shen xia fang dao gao lao zhuang |
| [01:45.350] | yu dao le xiang chang de piao liang nv er, ta shi yi ge hao gu niang |
| [01:50.450] | ta bu dong lang man dan you hao xin chang, ti tie guan huai mei shang liang |
| [01:55.130] | yi mu di liang tou niu, lao po hai zi re kang tou |
| [01:57.740] | zhe ri zi guo de tian ru mi, ke xi ta die bu yuan yi! |
| [02:00.200] | xian wo shou li mei cai chan |
| [02:02.190] | fei rang ta nv er qu jia da kuan |
| [02:04.970] | peng shang le kao cha tuan zhang tang san zang, hao yin yuan jiu bei ta men qiang xing mai zang! |
| [02:08.728] | peng shang le kao cha tuan zhang tang san zang, hao yin yuan jiu bei ta men qiang xing mai zang! |
| [02:14.200] | wo bu yao de dao cheng fo, wo zhi xiang zi you sheng huo |
| [02:17.350] | wo bu yao xiu cheng zheng guo, wo zhi yao zhen shi zi wo |
| [02:18.770] | wo bu yao de dao cheng fo, wo zhi xiang zi you sheng huo |
| [02:21.560] | wo bu yao xiu cheng zheng guo, wo zhi yao zhen shi zi wo |
| [02:23.960] | wo bu xiang dang ying xiong ye bu xiang dang kai mo, wo zhi xiang dang ge zhen zheng de ren!!!!!!! |
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| [02:47.230] | shuo qi zhe ge sun wu kong, ta yi tian dao wan niu hong hong |
| [02:52.710] | zi ren shi tai shan ding shang yi qing song, shi ji bu guo shi huang tu long shang yi gen gan ba cong |
| [02:57.390] | zhang zhe zi ji chu guo guo, dang ge hai gui huan xing chong chong |
| [03:02.390] | xian zai hai gui dou cheng le hai dai, wo kan ni zen me xiao yao zi zai?? |
| [03:06.950] | ni nian guo yang shu neng za di? bu dong gui ju hai shi bai fei di |
| [03:11.950] | ni neng nai zai da zai shou lei, ye yao xian lai ge lun zi he pai bei |
| [03:16.540] | ni xiang da po gui ju hai xiang ling li zhong yang, jie guo zi ran shi zheng ni mei shang liang |
| [03:21.520] | hai you sha seng zhe lao shi hun dan, quan xin quan yi ren ren shi huan |
| [03:26.110] | ni ben zai zheng fu gan bao an, chong qi liang suan shi ge gong wu yuan |
| [03:30.829] | ni qi zao mo hei mei ming gan, shi yi xin yi yi xiang ti gan |
| [03:35.920] | jie guo yin wei fan ge xiao cuo wu, jiu bei zheng de kao bian zhan |
| [03:40.650] | yi wei ni zhe mu tou nao dai neng kai qiao, shei zhi dao ni hai shi yi sheng ye bu jiao |
| [03:45.480] | bu jiao de hai zi mei tang chi, nan dao lian zhe ni ye bu zhi dao!! |
| [03:50.150] | xiang ni zhe zhong da sha mao, ling dao ba ni mai le ni hai bang zhao shu chao piao!! |
| [03:54.930] | zui xu wei de yao shu tang san zang, tian xia shu ni zui hui zhuang |
| [03:59.900] | ni ben jia ru shen xian dang, yin hu shi ling dao fa yan bei xia fang |
| [04:04.770] | xia fang ni hai bu wang zhuang, hua yan qiao yu hu you tang wang |
| [04:09.530] | shuo yao jia qiang dao de jian she wen gu si xiang wu zhuang |
| [04:12.110] | qi shi shi jie chu guo kao cha lv you guan guang |
| [04:14.480] | yi lu zou lai yi lu shan qing, shan de yao jing men dou yi wei zhua dao zhu jun ni ping |
| [04:19.230] | ni zai wo men mian qian na qiang zuo diao, ni zai guan yin mian qian qiang yan huan xiao |
| [04:24.190] | ni kan sun hou zi you neng li ni yan qi, ni kan sha seng mei neng li ni fa pi qi |
| [04:28.610] | ni shuo yao wei bai xing qiu zhen jing, wo kan zui que xiu xing shi ni zi ji |
| [04:33.560] | zui ke xiao shi long wang san tai zi, mei xiang dao xiao ya nei ni ye lai zhuang suan |
| [04:38.380] | cong qian zhang zhe ni die shi gao gan, ni shi shen me huai shi dou gan gan |
| [04:43.200] | jia you duo da chan, ni you duo da dan |
| [04:45.450] | chi he piao du chou, keng meng guai pian tou |
| [04:47.880] | da tang nao gou le hai yao qu ou zhou, zui hou you lai le yi ci quan qiu pao niu |
| [04:52.670] | duo xing bu yi bi zi bi, ni pao niu pao cheng zong huo fan |
| [04:57.540] | bu guo gao gan dao di shi gao gan, zu zhi shang ye bu xiang rang ni die tai nan kan |
| [05:02.400] | ni zhe zui xing ben gai wen zhan, jie guo jin jin shi fa ni ba chu zu gan |
| [05:07.190] | bi bi feng sheng ni xiu xi ji nian, feng ping lang jing zhi hou hai shi yang guang can lan |
| [05:12.600] | ni die zong rang bie ren zhu yi ying xiang, qi shi zui lan jiu shi ni men zhe bang tai zi dang!! |
| [05:17.300] | ni die zong rang bie ren zhu yi ying xiang, qi shi zui lan jiu shi ni men zhe bang tai zi dang!! |
| [05:21.540] | ni men dou shi liu mang, ni men dou shi hun dan |
| [05:23.800] | ni men dou shi si xiang de qiang jian fan |
| [05:26.470] | ni men dou shi liu mang, ni men dou shi hun dan |
| [05:28.910] | ni men dou shi si xiang de qiang jian fan |
| [05:31.150] | wo bu xiang dang ying xiong ye bu xiang dang kai mo, wo bu xiang ni men na yang xu wei di huo! |
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| [05:55.180] | kan zhe ni men zhe yi qun S. O. B son of bitch, an lao zhu xin li you xiao you sheng qi |
| [05:59.580] | lao zhu sha chi dai shui gan huo zong shi xiao ji di |
| [06:02.330] | na shi yin wei an xin li shi ming bai di |
| [06:04.650] | zhe shi dao jiang bei fen bu jiang qin fen, zhe shi dao jiang guan xi bu jiang shi li |
| [06:09.680] | wo zhi yao ba lao he shang pai de man yi, jiu suan sun wu kong ye na wo mei pi qi |
| [06:14.130] | zui hou dao le xi tian wo ye suan chu le li |
| [06:16.530] | deng dao lun gong xing shang wo ye shuo de guo qu |
| [06:19.800] | wo chan wo lan wo se mi mi, dan zhi shao bu xiang ni men na yang xu wei jia bei bi |
| [06:23.790] | ni men man zui ren yi dao de qi shi dou zai zheng quan duo li |
| [06:26.440] | zheng chang de shen bian cheng lan duo de zhu shi zhe ge shi dao zao cheng di ! |
| [06:28.540] | man tian shen fo qi shi dou shi gou niang yang |
| [06:31.120] | ni men zi ji fu hua duo luo hai rang bai xing jian chi xin yang |
| [06:33.400] | shen me guan huai ti tie, shen me he xie xian jie |
| [06:35.850] | shen me sheng huo tian ru mi, wo kan chun shu fang pi!! |
| [06:38.340] | shen me guan huai ti tie, shen me he xie xian jie |
| [06:40.680] | shen me sheng huo tian ru mi, wo kan chun shu fang pi!! |
| [06:43.520] | jiu shi zhe yang wan mei she hui, xing fu di rang wo che di xin sui |
| [06:45.570] | jiu shi zhe yang wan mei sheng huo, xing fu di rang wo man shen cuo tuo |
| [06:47.970] | jiu shi zhe yang wan mei she hui, xing fu di rang wo che di xin sui |
| [06:50.440] | jiu shi zhe yang wan mei sheng huo, xing fu di rang wo man shen cuo tuo |
| [06:53.130] | da jia dou wan xu wei da jia dou wan bei bi |
| [06:55.370] | da jia dou wan tian bing tian jiang hu nong shen xian dang!! |
| [06:57.760] | da jia dou wan xu wei da jia dou wan bei bi |
| [07:00.900] | da jia dou wan tian bing tian jiang hu nong shen xian dang!! |
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| [07:03.350] | ni men yi ge ge shen xian mian kong man zui ren yi dao de |
| [07:07.240] | qi shi dou shi mo gui xin chang yi du zi nan dao nv chang |
| [07:10.420] | hai you zi ge xiao an lao zhu ni men cai shi xiao hua |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng |
| [00:03.240] | intro jīn wǎn de yuè guāng hěn xiāo zhāng, zhào de wǒ xīn lǐ fā le kuáng |
| [00:11.110] | kàn zhe chuāng shàng de dà lǎo zhāng, sī xù yòu huí dào le gāo lǎo zhuāng |
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| [00:38.380] | ǎn běn shì tiān shàng de dà yuán shuài, zhèng shì míng chēng jiào tiān péng |
| [00:43.800] | xiǎo huǒ dāng nián yě shuài dāi, fēng liú xiāo sǎ rén rén ài |
| [00:47.940] | lǎo shǔ ài dà mǐ, měi rén ài yīng xióng, |
| [00:50.340] | yǒu zhǒng shì qíng zhù dìng yào fā shēng |
| [00:52.940] | yǐ wéi cháng é shì wǒ zhēn ài, méi xiǎng dào bù jiǔ shēng huò hài |
| [00:57.450] | wèi gěi yù dì dāng èr nǎi, tā yī jì fēi jiǎo bǎ wǒ chuài |
| [01:02.310] | yù dì nǐ fēng liú wǒ bù guài, yīn wèi wáng mǔ tā chún shǔ yī lǎo tài |
| [01:07.140] | kě nǐ bù gāi wèi zì jǐ, mèi zhe liáng xīn bǎ wǒ hài |
| [01:11.950] | tǒng yī sī xiǎng tuán jié zài nǐ zhōu wéi, nǐ zhè hé xīn bù gǎo tè shū huà xíng bù xíng? |
| [01:16.789] | mǎn tiān shén fó dōu shì dú shēn, zěn me jiù xǔ nǐ zài nà li wán làng màn chún zhēn? |
| [01:21.400] | nǐ zì jǐ wán hái bù ràng bié rén bǎ shǒu shēn, shuō nǐ tài gǒu yì diǎn bù shī zhēn! |
| [01:26.470] | cháng é nǐ yě tài bēi bǐ, wū xiàn wǒ jiù wèi bǎo quán nǐ zì jǐ |
| [01:31.330] | yòng wán wǒ jiù bǎ wǒ pāo qì, hái zài dà zhòng miàn qián yǎn lèi huā huā dì |
| [01:35.960] | wǒ shuō nǐ yě bú shì fú róng jiě, wèi shà yào zhè me zuó jiàn nǐ zì jǐ?!! |
| [01:40.670] | jié guǒ wǒ bèi kāi chū shén xiān dǎng, gōng shěn xià fàng dào gāo lǎo zhuāng |
| [01:45.350] | yù dào le xiāng cháng de piào liàng nǚ ér, tā shì yí gè hǎo gū niáng |
| [01:50.450] | tā bù dǒng làng màn dàn yǒu hǎo xīn cháng, tǐ tiē guān huái méi shāng liáng |
| [01:55.130] | yī mǔ dì liǎng tóu niú, lǎo pó hái zi rè kàng tóu |
| [01:57.740] | zhè rì zi guò de tián rú mì, kě xī tā diē bù yuàn yì! |
| [02:00.200] | xián wǒ shǒu lǐ méi cái chǎn |
| [02:02.190] | fēi ràng tā nǚ ér qù jià dà kuǎn |
| [02:04.970] | pèng shàng le kǎo chá tuán zhǎng táng sān zàng, hǎo yīn yuán jiù bèi tā men qiáng xíng mái zàng! |
| [02:08.728] | pèng shàng le kǎo chá tuán zhǎng táng sān zàng, hǎo yīn yuán jiù bèi tā men qiáng xíng mái zàng! |
| [02:14.200] | wǒ bú yào dé dào chéng fó, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zì yóu shēng huó |
| [02:17.350] | wǒ bú yào xiū chéng zhèng guǒ, wǒ zhǐ yào zhēn shí zì wǒ |
| [02:18.770] | wǒ bú yào dé dào chéng fó, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zì yóu shēng huó |
| [02:21.560] | wǒ bú yào xiū chéng zhèng guǒ, wǒ zhǐ yào zhēn shí zì wǒ |
| [02:23.960] | wǒ bù xiǎng dāng yīng xióng yě bù xiǎng dāng kǎi mó, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng dāng gè zhēn zhèng de rén!!!!!!! |
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| [02:47.230] | shuō qǐ zhè gè sūn wù kōng, tā yì tiān dào wǎn niú hǒng hǒng |
| [02:52.710] | zì rèn shì tài shān dǐng shàng yī qīng sōng, shí jì bù guò shì huáng tǔ lǒng shàng yī gēn gān bā cōng |
| [02:57.390] | zhàng zhe zì jǐ chū guò guó, dāng gè hǎi guī huán xīng chōng chōng |
| [03:02.390] | xiàn zài hǎi guī dōu chéng le hǎi dài, wǒ kàn nǐ zěn me xiāo yáo zì zài?? |
| [03:06.950] | nǐ niàn guò yáng shū néng zǎ dì? bù dǒng guī jǔ hái shì bái fèi dì |
| [03:11.950] | nǐ néng nài zài dà zài shòu lěi, yě yào xiān lái gè lùn zī hé pái bèi |
| [03:16.540] | nǐ xiǎng dǎ pò guī jǔ hái xiǎng lìng lì zhōng yāng, jié guǒ zì rán shì zhěng nǐ méi shāng liáng |
| [03:21.520] | hái yǒu shā sēng zhè lǎo shí hún dàn, quán xīn quán yì rèn rén shǐ huàn |
| [03:26.110] | nǐ běn zài zhèng fǔ gàn bǎo ān, chōng qí liàng suàn shì gè gōng wù yuán |
| [03:30.829] | nǐ qǐ zǎo mō hēi méi mìng gàn, shì yī xīn yī yì xiǎng tí gàn |
| [03:35.920] | jié guǒ yīn wèi fàn gè xiǎo cuò wù, jiù bèi zhěng de kào biān zhàn |
| [03:40.650] | yǐ wéi nǐ zhè mù tou nǎo dài néng kāi qiào, shéi zhī dào nǐ hái shì yī shēng yě bù jiào |
| [03:45.480] | bù jiào de hái zi méi táng chī, nán dào lián zhè nǐ yě bù zhī dào!! |
| [03:50.150] | xiàng nǐ zhè zhǒng dà shǎ mào, lǐng dǎo bǎ nǐ mài le nǐ hái bāng zhāo shù chāo piào!! |
| [03:54.930] | zuì xū wěi de yào shù táng sān zàng, tiān xià shù nǐ zuì huì zhuāng |
| [03:59.900] | nǐ běn jiā rù shén xiān dǎng, yīn hū shì lǐng dǎo fā yán bèi xià fàng |
| [04:04.770] | xià fàng nǐ hái bù wàng zhuāng, huā yán qiǎo yǔ hū yōu táng wáng |
| [04:09.530] | shuō yào jiā qiáng dào dé jiàn shè wěn gù sī xiǎng wǔ zhuāng |
| [04:12.110] | qí shí shì jiè chū guó kǎo chá lǚ yóu guān guāng |
| [04:14.480] | yí lù zǒu lái yí lù shān qíng, shān dé yāo jīng men dōu yǐ wéi zhuā dào zhū jūn ní píng |
| [04:19.230] | nǐ zài wǒ men miàn qián ná qiāng zuò diào, nǐ zài guān yīn miàn qián qiǎng yán huān xiào |
| [04:24.190] | nǐ kàn sūn hóu zi yǒu néng lì nǐ yǎn qì, nǐ kàn shā sēng méi néng lì nǐ fā pí qì |
| [04:28.610] | nǐ shuō yào wèi bǎi xìng qiú zhēn jīng, wǒ kàn zuì quē xiū xíng shì nǐ zì jǐ |
| [04:33.560] | zuì kě xiào shì lóng wáng sān tài zǐ, méi xiǎng dào xiǎo yá nèi nǐ yě lái zhuāng suàn |
| [04:38.380] | cóng qián zhàng zhe nǐ diē shì gāo gàn, nǐ shì shén me huài shì dōu gǎn gàn |
| [04:43.200] | jiā yǒu duō dà chǎn, nǐ yǒu duō dà dǎn |
| [04:45.450] | chī hē piáo dǔ chōu, kēng méng guǎi piàn tōu |
| [04:47.880] | dà táng nào gòu le hái yào qù ōu zhōu, zuì hòu yòu lái le yī cì quán qiú pào niū |
| [04:52.670] | duō xíng bú yì bì zì bì, nǐ pào niū pào chéng zòng huǒ fàn |
| [04:57.540] | bù guò gāo gàn dào dǐ shì gāo gàn, zǔ zhī shàng yě bù xiǎng ràng nǐ diē tài nán kàn |
| [05:02.400] | nǐ zhè zuì xíng běn gāi wèn zhǎn, jié guǒ jǐn jǐn shì fá nǐ bǎ chū zū gàn |
| [05:07.190] | bì bì fēng shēng nǐ xiū xī jǐ nián, fēng píng làng jìng zhī hòu hái shì yáng guāng càn làn |
| [05:12.600] | nǐ diē zǒng ràng bié rén zhù yì yǐng xiǎng, qí shí zuì làn jiù shì nǐ men zhè bāng tài zǐ dǎng!! |
| [05:17.300] | nǐ diē zǒng ràng bié rén zhù yì yǐng xiǎng, qí shí zuì làn jiù shì nǐ men zhè bāng tài zǐ dǎng!! |
| [05:21.540] | nǐ men dōu shì liú máng, nǐ men dōu shì hún dàn |
| [05:23.800] | nǐ men dōu shì sī xiǎng de qiáng jiān fàn |
| [05:26.470] | nǐ men dōu shì liú máng, nǐ men dōu shì hún dàn |
| [05:28.910] | nǐ men dōu shì sī xiǎng de qiáng jiān fàn |
| [05:31.150] | wǒ bù xiǎng dāng yīng xióng yě bù xiǎng dāng kǎi mó, wǒ bù xiàng nǐ men nà yàng xū wěi dì huó! |
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| [05:55.180] | kàn zhe nǐ men zhè yī qún S. O. B son of bitch, ǎn lǎo zhū xīn lǐ yòu xiào yòu shēng qì |
| [05:59.580] | lǎo zhū shǎ chī dāi shuì gàn huó zǒng shì xiāo jí dì |
| [06:02.330] | nà shi yīn wèi ǎn xīn lǐ shì míng bái dì |
| [06:04.650] | zhè shì dào jiǎng bèi fèn bù jiǎng qín fèn, zhè shì dào jiǎng guān xì bù jiǎng shí lì |
| [06:09.680] | wǒ zhǐ yào bǎ lǎo hé shàng pāi dé mǎn yì, jiù suàn sūn wù kōng yě ná wǒ méi pí qì |
| [06:14.130] | zuì hòu dào le xī tiān wǒ yě suàn chū le lì |
| [06:16.530] | děng dào lùn gōng xíng shǎng wǒ yě shuō de guò qù |
| [06:19.800] | wǒ chán wǒ lǎn wǒ sè mī mī, dàn zhì shǎo bù xiàng nǐ men nà yàng xū wěi jiā bēi bǐ |
| [06:23.790] | nǐ men mǎn zuǐ rén yì dào dé qí shí dōu zài zhēng quán duó lì |
| [06:26.440] | zhèng cháng de shén biàn chéng lǎn duò de zhū shì zhè gè shì dào zào chéng dī ! |
| [06:28.540] | mǎn tiān shén fó qí shí dōu shì gǒu niáng yǎng |
| [06:31.120] | nǐ men zì jǐ fǔ huà duò luò hái ràng bǎi xìng jiān chí xìn yǎng |
| [06:33.400] | shén me guān huái tǐ tiē, shén me hé xié xiān jiè |
| [06:35.850] | shén me shēng huó tián rú mì, wǒ kàn chún shǔ fàng pì!! |
| [06:38.340] | shén me guān huái tǐ tiē, shén me hé xié xiān jiè |
| [06:40.680] | shén me shēng huó tián rú mì, wǒ kàn chún shǔ fàng pì!! |
| [06:43.520] | jiù shì zhè yàng wán měi shè huì, xìng fú dì ràng wǒ chè dǐ xīn suì |
| [06:45.570] | jiù shì zhè yàng wán měi shēng huó, xìng fú dì ràng wǒ mǎn shēn cuō tuó |
| [06:47.970] | jiù shì zhè yàng wán měi shè huì, xìng fú dì ràng wǒ chè dǐ xīn suì |
| [06:50.440] | jiù shì zhè yàng wán měi shēng huó, xìng fú dì ràng wǒ mǎn shēn cuō tuó |
| [06:53.130] | dà jiā dōu wán xū wěi dà jiā dōu wán bēi bǐ |
| [06:55.370] | dà jiā dōu wán tiān bīng tiān jiàng hù nòng shén xiān dǎng!! |
| [06:57.760] | dà jiā dōu wán xū wěi dà jiā dōu wán bēi bǐ |
| [07:00.900] | dà jiā dōu wán tiān bīng tiān jiàng hù nòng shén xiān dǎng!! |
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| [07:03.350] | nǐ men yí gè gè shén xiān miàn kǒng mǎn zuǐ rén yì dào dé |
| [07:07.240] | qí shí dōu shì mó guǐ xīn cháng yī dǔ zi nán dào nǚ chāng |
| [07:10.420] | hái yǒu zī gé xiào ǎn lǎo zhū nǐ men cái shì xiào huà |
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