| Wake! Bake! Skate! | |
| I do a bunch of drugs | |
| I'm a fiend | |
| I'm an addict | |
| I'm all messed up | |
| Watchin' television static | |
| And I'm gonna try and make it | |
| For another year | |
| Just to hang out with my bestfriends | |
| And drink a lot of beer | |
| And I'm so fuckin' cheap | |
| (So fuckin' cheap) | |
| And I'm so fuckin' proud | |
| (So fuckin' proud) | |
| And I don't have a job | |
| And I don't have a phone | |
| Don't have a life | |
| And I'm always stoned | |
| Wake! Bake! Skate! | |
| I'm so strung out | |
| I can't even see | |
| Shit, it's so hard | |
| I can't even breathe | |
| But I gotta for myself | |
| I gotta change this life | |
| I got a guarantee | |
| For a dollar ninety nine | |
| Wake! Bake! Skate! | |
| And I'm so fuckin' cheap | |
| (So fuckin' cheap) | |
| And I'm so fuckin' proud | |
| (So fuckin' proud) | |
| And I don't have a job | |
| And I don't have a phone | |
| Don't have a life | |
| And I'm always stoned | |
| Wake! Bake! Skate! | |
| And I'm so fuckin' cheap | |
| (So fuckin' cheap) | |
| And I'm so fuckin' proud | |
| (So fuckin' proud) | |
| And I don't have a job | |
| And I don't have a phone | |
| Don't have a life | |
| And I'm always stoned | |
| So fuckin' cheap | |
| (So fuckin' cheap) | |
| And I'm so fuckin' proud | |
| (So fuckin' proud) | |
| And I don't have a job | |
| And I don't have a phone | |
| Don't have a life | |
| And I'm always stoned | |
| Wake! Bake! Skate! | |
| And crash! |