故事
gu shi Lyrics
| Song | 故事 |
| Artist | 群星 |
| Album | 齐天周大圣之西游双记 电影歌乐游唱版 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:01.70] | 至尊宝：你望吓你自己，鬼鬼祟祟，没来大体，仲学人留到披头散发，点跟我闯荡江湖啊，吓？ |
| [00:07.74] | 二当家：帮主，我起哩度喔。 |
| [00:10.66] | 至尊宝：仲唔蒲头？！ |
| [00:12.00] | 二当家：蒲头啦。帮主，你中咗昆仑三圣嘅七伤拳，而家伤势开始发作啦。 |
| [00:16.96] | 至尊宝：你仲好讲啊啦，个日唔係得你缩低个头，我使俾人打中个鼻？ |
| [00:21.16] | 二当家：哩边啊帮主。 |
| [00:22.83] | 盲炳：七伤拳害得帮主真係惨咯。 |
| [00:25.64] | 二当家：帮主，我当日係吓到自己跪低噶咋，听讲话中咗七伤拳呢， |
| [00:29.72] | 首先係双眼斗鸡，跟住就双耳失聪，听唔到野，然之后声线失控，讲野走晒音， |
| [00:35.24] | 最后心脏五官爆炸，咁就死啦。帮主你而家斗鸡得好紧要喔。 |
| [00:39.34] | 至尊宝：边个话我斗鸡？我只係将视线集中起一点，改变我以往睇野嘅方法啫。 |
| [00:43.10] | 咩啊！专登话我唔掂，想坐我位咧？ |
| [00:45.66] | 二当家：帮...帮主，唔敢啊，帮主。 |
| [00:47.10] | 至尊宝：唔敢？我踩死你我唔敢！死未？喂，我踩咁多脚，应酬吓都嗌两声都好喔。 |
| [00:52.89] | 二当家：啊~~~ |
| [00:54.63] | 至尊宝：醒定D啦。好！大家上齐架餐，去杀春~三十娘。 |
| （大家） | |
| [01:00.45] | 至尊宝：怕咩啊！万事有我！ |
| [00:01.70] | zhi zun bao: ni wang xia ni zi ji, gui gui sui sui, mei lai da ti, zhong xue ren liu dao pi tou san fa, dian gen wo chuang dang jiang hu a, xia? |
| [00:07.74] | er dang jia: bang zhu, wo qi li du o. |
| [00:10.66] | zhi zun bao: zhong wu pu tou?! |
| [00:12.00] | er dang jia: pu tou la. bang zhu, ni zhong zuo kun lun san sheng kai qi shang quan, er jia shang shi kai shi fa zuo la. |
| [00:16.96] | zhi zun bao: ni zhong hao jiang a la, ge ri wu xi de ni suo di ge tou, wo shi bi ren da zhong ge bi? |
| [00:21.16] | er dang jia: li bian a bang zhu. |
| [00:22.83] | mang bing: qi shang quan hai de bang zhu zhen xi can ge. |
| [00:25.64] | er dang jia: bang zhu, wo dang ri xi xia dao zi ji gui di ga za, ting jiang hua zhong zuo qi shang quan ne, |
| [00:29.72] | shou xian xi shuang yan dou ji, gen zhu jiu shuang er shi cong, ting wu dao ye, ran zhi hou sheng xian shi kong, jiang ye zou shai yin, |
| [00:35.24] | zui hou xin zang wu guan bao zha, han jiu si la. bang zhu ni er jia dou ji de hao jin yao o. |
| [00:39.34] | zhi zun bao: bian ge hua wo dou ji? wo zhi xi jiang shi xian ji zhong qi yi dian, gai bian wo yi wang di ye kai fang fa zhe. |
| [00:43.10] | mie a! zhuan deng hua wo wu dian, xiang zuo wo wei lie? |
| [00:45.66] | er dang jia: bang... bang zhu, wu gan a, bang zhu. |
| [00:47.10] | zhi zun bao: wu gan? wo cai si ni wo wu gan! si wei? wei, wo cai han duo jiao, ying chou xia dou ai liang sheng dou hao o. |
| [00:52.89] | er dang jia: a |
| [00:54.63] | zhi zun bao: xing ding D la. hao! da jia shang ji jia can, qu sha chun san shi niang. |
| da jia | |
| [01:00.45] | zhi zun bao: pa mie a! wan shi you wo! |
| [00:01.70] | zhì zūn bǎo: nǐ wàng xià nǐ zì jǐ, guǐ guǐ suì suì, méi lái dà tǐ, zhòng xué rén liú dào pī tóu sàn fà, diǎn gēn wǒ chuǎng dàng jiāng hú a, xià? |
| [00:07.74] | èr dāng jiā: bāng zhǔ, wǒ qǐ lī dù ō. |
| [00:10.66] | zhì zūn bǎo: zhòng wú pú tóu?! |
| [00:12.00] | èr dāng jiā: pú tóu la. bāng zhǔ, nǐ zhōng zuo kūn lún sān shèng kǎi qī shāng quán, ér jiā shāng shì kāi shǐ fā zuò la. |
| [00:16.96] | zhì zūn bǎo: nǐ zhòng hǎo jiǎng a la, gè rì wú xì dé nǐ suō dī gè tóu, wǒ shǐ bǐ rén dǎ zhòng gè bí? |
| [00:21.16] | èr dāng jiā: lī biān a bāng zhǔ. |
| [00:22.83] | máng bǐng: qī shāng quán hài de bāng zhǔ zhēn xì cǎn gē. |
| [00:25.64] | èr dāng jiā: bāng zhǔ, wǒ dāng rì xì xià dào zì jǐ guì dī gá zǎ, tīng jiǎng huà zhōng zuo qī shāng quán ne, |
| [00:29.72] | shǒu xiān xì shuāng yǎn dòu jī, gēn zhù jiù shuāng ěr shī cōng, tīng wú dào yě, rán zhī hòu shēng xiàn shī kòng, jiǎng yě zǒu shài yīn, |
| [00:35.24] | zuì hòu xīn zàng wǔ guān bào zhà, hán jiù sǐ la. bāng zhǔ nǐ ér jiā dòu jī dé hǎo jǐn yào ō. |
| [00:39.34] | zhì zūn bǎo: biān gè huà wǒ dòu jī? wǒ zhǐ xì jiāng shì xiàn jí zhōng qǐ yì diǎn, gǎi biàn wǒ yǐ wǎng dì yě kǎi fāng fǎ zhě. |
| [00:43.10] | miē a! zhuān dēng huà wǒ wú diān, xiǎng zuò wǒ wèi liě? |
| [00:45.66] | èr dāng jiā: bāng... bāng zhǔ, wú gǎn a, bāng zhǔ. |
| [00:47.10] | zhì zūn bǎo: wú gǎn? wǒ cǎi sǐ nǐ wǒ wú gǎn! sǐ wèi? wèi, wǒ cǎi hán duō jiǎo, yìng chóu xià dōu ài liǎng shēng dōu hǎo ō. |
| [00:52.89] | èr dāng jiā: a |
| [00:54.63] | zhì zūn bǎo: xǐng dìng D la. hǎo! dà jiā shàng jì jià cān, qù shā chūn sān shí niáng. |
| dà jiā | |
| [01:00.45] | zhì zūn bǎo: pà miē a! wàn shì yǒu wǒ! |
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