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ChristmasIn the silly |
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Middle East |
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No trees, no snow, no |
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Santa Claus |
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They have different religious beliefs |
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They believe in |
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MuhammadAnd not in our holiday |
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And so every |
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DecemberI go to the |
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Middle East and say |
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Hey there, |
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Mr. Muslim |
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Merry fuckin' |
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ChristmasPut down that book, ' |
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The Koran' |
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And hear some holiday wishes |
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In case you haven't noticed |
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It's Jesus' |
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BirthdaySo get off your heathen |
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Muslim Ass |
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And fuckin' celebrate |
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There is no holiday season |
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In India, |
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I've heard |
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They don't hang up their stockings |
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And that is just absurd |
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They've never read a |
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Christmas story |
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They don't know what |
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Rudolph is about |
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And that's why in |
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DecemberI'll go to |
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India and shout |
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Hey there, |
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Mr. Hinduist |
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Merry fuckin' |
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ChristmasDrink egg nog, and eat some beef |
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And pass it to the |
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MissusIn case you haven't noticed |
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It's Jesus's |
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BirthdaySo get off your heathen |
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Hindu assAnd fuckin' celebrate |
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Now I heard that in |
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JapanEveryone just lives in sin |
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They pray to several |
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GodsAnd put needles in their skin |
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On December twenty-fifth |
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All they do is eat a cake |
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And that is why |
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I'll go to |
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JapanAnd walk around and say |
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Hey there, |
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Mr. Shintoist |
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Merry fuckin' |
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ChristmasGod is gonna kick your ass |
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You infidelic pagan scum |
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In case you haven't noticed |
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There's festive things to do |
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So let's all rejoice for |
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JesusAnd Merry fuckin' |
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Christmas to you |
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On Christmas |
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Day, I travel 'round the world and say |
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Taoists, Krishna's, |
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Buddhists and all you atheists too |
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Merry fuckin' |
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Christmas to you |
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Thank you, |
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Mr. Hat |
