| Song | Sex Machine |
| Artist | El Rubello |
| Album | Lounge Tribute, Vol. 3 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I’ve got a brand new pair of genes | |
| I’ve been to the doc, he’s got the means | |
| He’s turned me into a Sex Machine | |
| He’s given me a pair of enormous balls | |
| That could even fill the Festival Hall | |
| With schoolgirls *screaming* for more and more | |
| (*sometimes creaming or even squeaming*) | |
| (Chorus:) | |
| I’m going to the doctor’s | |
| It’s easy you see | |
| No need for operations | |
| And you’ll know how it feels | |
| Tomorrow I get my hands done | |
| With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb | |
| I’ll rattle the girls till they come and come | |
| The stomach lining change has really done the trick | |
| It brews alcohol and give me kicks | |
| And makes me have supersonic sicks | |
| (Chorus) | |
| I’ve got pricks on my toes and one on my nose | |
| And some on my back that nobody knows | |
| And the one I got first still grows and grows | |
| I’ve got a set of clits hanging in my ear | |
| I went to the doc to get a smear | |
| He told me I had gonorrhoea | |
| (Chorus) | |
| I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum | |
| I tried it on a lady who likes some fun | |
| And she got blown to kingdom come | |
| (Chorus) | |
| (Explosion) |
| I' ve got a brand new pair of genes | |
| I' ve been to the doc, he' s got the means | |
| He' s turned me into a Sex Machine | |
| He' s given me a pair of enormous balls | |
| That could even fill the Festival Hall | |
| With schoolgirls screaming for more and more | |
| sometimes creaming or even squeaming | |
| Chorus: | |
| I' m going to the doctor' s | |
| It' s easy you see | |
| No need for operations | |
| And you' ll know how it feels | |
| Tomorrow I get my hands done | |
| With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb | |
| I' ll rattle the girls till they come and come | |
| The stomach lining change has really done the trick | |
| It brews alcohol and give me kicks | |
| And makes me have supersonic sicks | |
| Chorus | |
| I' ve got pricks on my toes and one on my nose | |
| And some on my back that nobody knows | |
| And the one I got first still grows and grows | |
| I' ve got a set of clits hanging in my ear | |
| I went to the doc to get a smear | |
| He told me I had gonorrhoea | |
| Chorus | |
| I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum | |
| I tried it on a lady who likes some fun | |
| And she got blown to kingdom come | |
| Chorus | |
| Explosion |
| I' ve got a brand new pair of genes | |
| I' ve been to the doc, he' s got the means | |
| He' s turned me into a Sex Machine | |
| He' s given me a pair of enormous balls | |
| That could even fill the Festival Hall | |
| With schoolgirls screaming for more and more | |
| sometimes creaming or even squeaming | |
| Chorus: | |
| I' m going to the doctor' s | |
| It' s easy you see | |
| No need for operations | |
| And you' ll know how it feels | |
| Tomorrow I get my hands done | |
| With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb | |
| I' ll rattle the girls till they come and come | |
| The stomach lining change has really done the trick | |
| It brews alcohol and give me kicks | |
| And makes me have supersonic sicks | |
| Chorus | |
| I' ve got pricks on my toes and one on my nose | |
| And some on my back that nobody knows | |
| And the one I got first still grows and grows | |
| I' ve got a set of clits hanging in my ear | |
| I went to the doc to get a smear | |
| He told me I had gonorrhoea | |
| Chorus | |
| I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum | |
| I tried it on a lady who likes some fun | |
| And she got blown to kingdom come | |
| Chorus | |
| Explosion |