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if you aren't a man with a lot of guts |
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a dog-gone woman will drive you nuts |
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you can't trust one to the corner now a day |
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you got to watch your doors |
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or she'll cheat you blind |
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a woman aren't got but a one track mind |
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you'll find out bud, it's the man who always pays |
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she'll feed you a line that will turn your head |
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and you'll marry her and when you're in bed |
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she'll go through all the pockets in your pants |
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and if you object there'll be a big fight |
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and chances are it will last all night |
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i'm telling you man you just aren't got a chance |
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never, never trust a woman |
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you'll be sorry if you do |
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never, never trust a woman |
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she'll just make a monkey out of you |
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though women are handy around the house |
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they can't be trusted by man nor mouse |
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it's a shame the way they drag a good man down |
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it's a well-known fact they talk too much |
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and they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such |
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and paul revere the gossip all around town |
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you'll blow your top when they get in your hair |
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and they'll drive you to drink and man i'll swear |
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you wish you never seen the light of day |
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i'm tipping you off your goose is cooked |
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when one of them females gets you hooked |
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and so you better think it over while you may |
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never, never trust a woman |
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you'll be sorry if you do |
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never, never trust a woman |
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she'll just make a monkey out of you |
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i'm telling you man it's a dirty shame |
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to come home late from a poker game |
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to a little wife that's goanna give you heck |
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she's sitting alone with a rolling pin |
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and will let you have it when you walk in |
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and when she gets through with you, |
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you'll be a wreck |
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if you had a little nip |
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and she smelled your breath |
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she'll start in nagging you half to death |
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and bud you'll have to put up |
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with that for life |
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cause the preacher said for better or worse |
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and until you ride that big black hoarse |
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you just naturally got yourself a wife |
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never, never trust a woman |
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you'll be sorry if you do |
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never, never trust a woman |
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she'll just make a monkey out of you |
