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SERENA: |
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Honey whatcha cryin at? |
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You're not losing him to that |
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Both her hair and shoes are flat |
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Why is she so rude? |
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MARGOT: |
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Wipe your tears, it's no big thing |
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You were meant to wear his ring |
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Cheer-up, chin-up |
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It's time to bring |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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A happy attitude |
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MARGOT: |
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Keep it positive |
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As you slap her to the floor |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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Keep it positive |
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SERENA: |
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As you pull her hair and call her whore |
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PILAR: |
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You can take her in a fight |
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MARGOT: |
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You and he will reunite! |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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You know we're right |
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We're positive |
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KILL HER! |
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ELLE: |
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Girls, girls! |
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Violence is never wise |
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Not the way to win back guys |
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Anyway she's twice my size |
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who's gotta plan B? |
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PILAR: |
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Me! |
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Look at her, she's like a nun |
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Show him you are way more fun |
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Bust out the lap dance |
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and you won |
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You off the hizzle, gee! |
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ELLE: |
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what? |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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Keep it positive |
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MARGOT: |
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Yeah! Let out your inner freak! |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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Keep it positive |
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PILAR: |
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Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week |
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SERENA: |
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You will whet his appetite |
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MARGOT: |
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You and he will reunite |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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You know we're right |
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We're positive |
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We're positive |
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We're positive |
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We're posi... |
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ELLE: |
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(Spoken) |
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Omigod... You're making me sick. |
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VIVIENNE: |
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(Spoken) |
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Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place. |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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Hey, hey, hey! |
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We're positive |
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That he loves you and not her |
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You're hotta' |
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And I bet ya smarter! |
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She don't know the real him |
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You feel him |
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So don't her her steal him |
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Wake him up like sleepin beauty |
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Turn his head with your red hot booty |
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You bring the noise if we bring the funk |
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It's positively time to shake your junk |
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shake, shake, shake, shake, |
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shake, shake, shake, shake,shake, shake, |
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Whoo |
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(DANCE BREAK) |
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ELLE: |
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(Spoken) |
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Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here! |
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He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait! |
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(Sung) |
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Girls I'm positive |
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That we've taken this to far |
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No I'm positive |
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This is Harvard not a stripper bar |
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All this trashy carryin' on |
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Thats the reason that he's gone |
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I need a salon |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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WHOO! |
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ELLE: |
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Girls I'm |
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ALL: |
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Positive |
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ELLE: |
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Try not to get upset |
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But I'm |
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ALL: |
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Positive |
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ELLE: |
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That it's time for me to go brunette |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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what!? |
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ELLE: |
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Being blonde and being hot |
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That got me exactly squat! |
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Gotta to show him I've got more to give |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa |
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ELLE: |
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No I'm positive |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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Positive |
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ELLE: |
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I'm positive |
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GREEK CHORUS: |
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Positive |
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ELLE: |
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I'm positive |
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GIRLS: |
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Positive |
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Positive |
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ELLE AND GREEK CHORUS: |
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Positive! |
