| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Jerald |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 陈咏谦 |
| [00:26.580] | 若是未习惯 计数 算数 放弃饰演祖冲之 |
| [00:29.650] | 在中文科 李白 都有讲 |
| [00:32.830] | 自古天生有用不要慌 |
| [00:36.460] | 尚有一线希望 |
| [00:40.280] | 然后明白 |
| [00:41.330] | 地上没别个 似我 说笑 说到查利都开声 |
| [00:44.270] | 问我索取秘方 |
| [00:47.580] | 崇拜我的杀伤力 |
| [00:51.270] | 只可以讲 |
| [00:52.460] | 无厘头原为 寻求 和平 |
| [00:54.210] | 无聊学叙述 另类行为习性 |
| [00:56.280] | |
| [00:56.460] | 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹 |
| [00:59.710] | 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴 |
| [01:03.330] | 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇 |
| [01:07.150] | 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴 |
| [01:10.590] | |
| [01:31.350] | 活着就是痛 哄哄 骗骗 骗了三餐加一宿 |
| [01:34.160] | 白手兴家 你在 讲废话 |
| [01:37.530] | 另一边厢 我在 讲笑话 |
| [01:41.160] | 两者一决高下 |
| [01:44.850] | 还未谈及 |
| [01:45.850] | 电视在直播 某个 政客 说了整整七分钟 |
| [01:48.730] | 闷到我熄了他 |
| [01:52.280] | 来个笑话笑死朕 |
| [01:55.910] | 不可以吗 |
| [01:57.040] | 耶和华民望日日 落后 |
| [01:58.850] | 如来佛避忌 就话 投陈奕迅 |
| [02:00.850] | |
| [02:00.980] | 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹 |
| [02:04.480] | 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴 |
| [02:07.850] | 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇 |
| [02:11.730] | 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴 |
| [02:15.230] | |
| [02:15.530] | Eric Kwok |
| [02:18.470] | 拜托开个玩笑 令人觉得好笑 |
| [02:22.600] | Jerald Chan |
| [02:25.660] | 你说的太爤了 没人笑 |
| [02:29.410] | |
| [02:30.290] | 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹 |
| [02:33.970] | 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴 |
| [02:37.420] | 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇 |
| [02:41.320] | 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴 |
| [02:44.880] | |
| [02:45.130] | 好想笑 终于我开窍 |
| [02:52.380] | 不可勉强别人 |
| [02:56.010] | 只得我 有办法 按住我 笑穴 |
| [02:59.630] | |
| [02:59.880] | 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹 |
| [03:03.570] | 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴 |
| [03:07.010] | 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇 |
| [03:10.750] | 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Jerald |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : chen yong qian |
| [00:26.580] | ruo shi wei xi guan ji shu suan shu fang qi shi yan zu chong zhi |
| [00:29.650] | zai zhong wen ke li bai dou you jiang |
| [00:32.830] | zi gu tian sheng you yong bu yao huang |
| [00:36.460] | shang you yi xian xi wang |
| [00:40.280] | ran hou ming bai |
| [00:41.330] | di shang mei bie ge shi wo shuo xiao shuo dao cha li dou kai sheng |
| [00:44.270] | wen wo suo qu mi fang |
| [00:47.580] | chong bai wo de sha shang li |
| [00:51.270] | zhi ke yi jiang |
| [00:52.460] | wu li tou yuan wei xun qiu he ping |
| [00:54.210] | wu liao xue xu shu ling lei xing wei xi xing |
| [00:56.280] | |
| [00:56.460] | zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao |
| [00:59.710] | jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue |
| [01:03.330] | yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou |
| [01:07.150] | ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue |
| [01:10.590] | |
| [01:31.350] | huo zhe jiu shi tong hong hong pian pian pian le san can jia yi xiu |
| [01:34.160] | bai shou xing jia ni zai jiang fei hua |
| [01:37.530] | ling yi bian xiang wo zai jiang xiao hua |
| [01:41.160] | liang zhe yi jue gao xia |
| [01:44.850] | hai wei tan ji |
| [01:45.850] | dian shi zai zhi bo mou ge zheng ke shuo le zheng zheng qi fen zhong |
| [01:48.730] | men dao wo xi le ta |
| [01:52.280] | lai ge xiao hua xiao si zhen |
| [01:55.910] | bu ke yi ma |
| [01:57.040] | ye he hua min wang ri ri luo hou |
| [01:58.850] | ru lai fo bi ji jiu hua tou chen yi xun |
| [02:00.850] | |
| [02:00.980] | zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao |
| [02:04.480] | jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue |
| [02:07.850] | yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou |
| [02:11.730] | ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue |
| [02:15.230] | |
| [02:15.530] | Eric Kwok |
| [02:18.470] | bai tuo kai ge wan xiao ling ren jue de hao xiao |
| [02:22.600] | Jerald Chan |
| [02:25.660] | ni shuo de tai lan le mei ren xiao |
| [02:29.410] | |
| [02:30.290] | zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao |
| [02:33.970] | jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue |
| [02:37.420] | yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou |
| [02:41.320] | ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue |
| [02:44.880] | |
| [02:45.130] | hao xiang xiao zhong yu wo kai qiao |
| [02:52.380] | bu ke mian qiang bie ren |
| [02:56.010] | zhi de wo you ban fa an zhu wo xiao xue |
| [02:59.630] | |
| [02:59.880] | zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao |
| [03:03.570] | jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue |
| [03:07.010] | yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou |
| [03:10.750] | ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Jerald |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : chén yǒng qiān |
| [00:26.580] | ruò shì wèi xí guàn jì shù suàn shù fàng qì shì yǎn zǔ chōng zhī |
| [00:29.650] | zài zhōng wén kē lǐ bái dōu yǒu jiǎng |
| [00:32.830] | zì gǔ tiān shēng yǒu yòng bú yào huāng |
| [00:36.460] | shàng yǒu yī xiàn xī wàng |
| [00:40.280] | rán hòu míng bái |
| [00:41.330] | dì shàng méi bié gè shì wǒ shuō xiào shuō dào chá lì dōu kāi shēng |
| [00:44.270] | wèn wǒ suǒ qǔ mì fāng |
| [00:47.580] | chóng bài wǒ de shā shāng lì |
| [00:51.270] | zhǐ kě yǐ jiǎng |
| [00:52.460] | wú lí tóu yuán wèi xún qiú hé píng |
| [00:54.210] | wú liáo xué xù shù lìng lèi xíng wéi xí xìng |
| [00:56.280] | |
| [00:56.460] | zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo |
| [00:59.710] | jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué |
| [01:03.330] | yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu |
| [01:07.150] | kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué |
| [01:10.590] | |
| [01:31.350] | huó zhe jiù shì tòng hǒng hǒng piàn piàn piàn le sān cān jiā yī xiǔ |
| [01:34.160] | bái shǒu xīng jiā nǐ zài jiǎng fèi huà |
| [01:37.530] | lìng yī biān xiāng wǒ zài jiǎng xiào huà |
| [01:41.160] | liǎng zhě yī jué gāo xià |
| [01:44.850] | hái wèi tán jí |
| [01:45.850] | diàn shì zài zhí bō mǒu gè zhèng kè shuō le zhěng zhěng qī fēn zhōng |
| [01:48.730] | mèn dào wǒ xī le tā |
| [01:52.280] | lái gè xiào huà xiào sǐ zhèn |
| [01:55.910] | bù kě yǐ ma |
| [01:57.040] | yē hé huá mín wàng rì rì luò hòu |
| [01:58.850] | rú lái fó bì jì jiù huà tóu chén yì xùn |
| [02:00.850] | |
| [02:00.980] | zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo |
| [02:04.480] | jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué |
| [02:07.850] | yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu |
| [02:11.730] | kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué |
| [02:15.230] | |
| [02:15.530] | Eric Kwok |
| [02:18.470] | bài tuō kāi gè wán xiào lìng rén jué de hǎo xiào |
| [02:22.600] | Jerald Chan |
| [02:25.660] | nǐ shuō de tài làn le méi rén xiào |
| [02:29.410] | |
| [02:30.290] | zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo |
| [02:33.970] | jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué |
| [02:37.420] | yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu |
| [02:41.320] | kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué |
| [02:44.880] | |
| [02:45.130] | hǎo xiǎng xiào zhōng yú wǒ kāi qiào |
| [02:52.380] | bù kě miǎn qiǎng bié rén |
| [02:56.010] | zhǐ de wǒ yǒu bàn fǎ àn zhù wǒ xiào xué |
| [02:59.630] | |
| [02:59.880] | zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo |
| [03:03.570] | jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué |
| [03:07.010] | yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu |
| [03:10.750] | kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué |
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