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Brad Paisley - The Pants |
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36,32,boot cut with a skoal ring |
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Grease stains,bleach spots and a hole in the knee |
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You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders |
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She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please |
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You wear the pants |
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Buddy good for you |
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I'm so impressed |
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Yeah, whoopty-doo |
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You need to know |
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That ain't how it works |
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It's not who wears the pants, |
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It's who wears the skirt |
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In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties |
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Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills |
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With your big old thighs, I bet you can't get in 'em |
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With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will |
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But you wear the pants |
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Buddy good for you |
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I'm so impressed |
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Yeah, whoopty-doo |
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You need to know |
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That ain't how it works |
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It's not who wears the pants, |
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It's who wears the skirt |
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A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 |
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A little thing like her can barely lift the bar |
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Just wait 'til that woman has a headache |
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And she sits there with her legs crossed |
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Well, we'll see how strong you are |
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You wear the pants |
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Well, buddy good for you |
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We're so impressed |
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Yeah, whoopty-doo |
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You'll soon find out |
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That ain't how it works |
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It's not who wears the pants, |
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It's who wears the skirt |
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You wear the pants, |
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She'll wear the skirt |
