| May this lovely letterreach its destinationif only | |
| Question one is why do youpretend that you like me? | |
| Oh PhoneySee how the outsidecontradicts what's insideoooooh ooh | |
| Who can make | |
| Hitlerseem like a bus conductor? | |
| You do, oh | |
| Phoney you do | |
| You sing a lovely song to a scaleand the words spell out my name | |
| Oh Phoneybut then you kick me down belowcause you know it won't showhow could you? | |
| See how the outsidecontradicts what's insideoooooh ooh | |
| Who can make | |
| Hitlerseem like a bus conductor?you do oh | |
| Phoney oh | |
| Phoney you doyou do oh | |
| Phoney oh | |
| Phoney you doyou do oh | |
| Phoney oh | |
| Phoney you do |