| I'm a poor starving artist, I ain't got a dime | |
| Society kicks me around all the time | |
| I'm misused and mistreated and misunderstood | |
| At the end of the story I'm bound to make good | |
| 'Cause the world is just a B movie | |
| About my life and times | |
| The world is just a B movie | |
| And I keep forgetting my lines | |
| My parents they hid me til I was sixteen | |
| Inside a front loading washing machine | |
| They kept me inside it when company'd come | |
| My brother and sister used me for a drum | |
| I sat myself down in my good barber's chair | |
| When someone yelled out Don't you cut that boy's hair | |
| Put down those clippers or I'll fracture your jaw | |
| But it was just Sonny Bono disguised as the law | |
| Well, the world is just a B movie | |
| And it almost breaks my heart | |
| The world is just a B movie | |
| And I only got a bit part | |
| My woman she sticks me with needles and pins | |
| She likes to argue as long as she wins | |
| She burns me with matches and laughs when I cry | |
| And calls me a quitter when I start to die | |
| King Kong and Godzilla got nothing on Lind | |
| They're all big and hairy and die in the end | |
| I compare myself to them, my friends say I'm wrong | |
| They say I haven't got the good looks of King Kong | |
| Well, the world is just a B movie | |
| About my life and times | |
| The world is just a B movie | |
| And I keep forgetting my lines | |
| When I play my music the people charge me | |
| I get last place in dog shows and live in a tree | |
| But the heaviest problem that's weighing on me | |
| Is the boredom of going from A 7th to D | |
| Well, the world is just a B movie | |
| About my life and times | |
| The world is just a B movie | |
| And I keep forgetting |
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