| I eat because I'm bored | |
| Hungry for something more | |
| It's the spice of life that I'm after | |
| Or at least something to die for | |
| Chorus | |
| I smoke until I shake | |
| A square bent out of shape | |
| My inflated ego fell from the gallows | |
| And now I'm a float with no parade | |
| Out of hot air hanging for my life | |
| Watching as the world marches on by | |
| Instrumental Break | |
| Bridge | |
| The kid who did all his homework on Friday night | |
| At the mercy of his appetite | |
| I eat, I eat, I eat | |
| I eat, I eat, I eat | |
| I eat, I eat, I eat | |
| Outro | |
| I eat because I'm bored |