| I punched my buddy | |
| In the nose after lunch | |
| Now I'm in trouble | |
| 'Cause the dean saw the punch | |
| He was tellin' things | |
| That were not true about her | |
| So I let him have it | |
| In the cafeteria | |
| Now I'm stayin' in | |
| Stayin' in | |
| While my baby's walkin' | |
| Home with him | |
| They passed my window | |
| Hand in hand just then | |
| But what can I do | |
| 'Cause I'm stayin' in | |
| If she just knew | |
| What that son of a gun said | |
| I know she wouldn't | |
| Be caught with him dead | |
| She don't know | |
| What he has got up his sleeve | |
| But she would find out | |
| If I could only leave | |
| But I'm stayin' in | |
| Stayin' in | |
| While my baby's walkin' | |
| Home with him | |
| I did it then | |
| And I'd do it again | |
| I love her so | |
| But I'm stayin' in |