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The girls today in society |
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Go for classical poetry, |
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So to win their hearts one must quote with ease |
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Aeschylus and Euripides. |
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But the poet of them all |
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Who will start 'em simply ravin' |
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Is the poet people call |
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The bard of Stratford-on-Avon. |
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Brush up your Shakespeare, |
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Start quoting him now. |
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Brush up your Shakespeare |
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And the women you will wow. |
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Just declaim a few lines from "Othella" |
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And they think you're a helluva fella. |
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If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er |
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Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer , |
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If she fights when her clothes you are mussing, |
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What are clothes? "Much Ado About Nussing." |
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Brush up your Shakespeare |
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And they'll all kowtow. |
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With the wife of the British embessida |
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Try a crack out of "Troilus and Cressida," |
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If she says she won't buy it or tike it |
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Make her tike it, what's more, "As You Like It." |
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If she says your behavior is heinous |
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Kick her right in the "Coriolanus." |
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Brush up your Shakespeare |
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And they'll all kowtow, |
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And they'll all kowtow, |
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And they'll all kowtow. |