| Song | Shitty Situation |
| Artist | Guttermouth |
| Album | Got It Made |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [Verse 1] | |
| A shitty situation, someone jacked my car | |
| My taste is getting larger while I’m drinking at the bar | |
| A shitty situation soon to be my past | |
| If you buy me a drink I’m sure I’ll have a blast | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Chronic constipation like viewing others art | |
| Lovely conversation but now I have to part | |
| Decline your invitation I’ve got other plans | |
| My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| A shitty situation, now that she can’t drive | |
| I better take the plunge while this thing is still alive | |
| A shitty situation, I hope that no one sees | |
| Should I call a cab or why not steal her keys? | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Chronic constipation like viewing others art | |
| Lovely conversation but now I have to part | |
| Decline your invitation I’ve got other plans | |
| My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start | |
| [Bridge] | |
| An unsuspecting victim, a wallet or a purse | |
| Your cards and your meds are why I’m so perverse | |
| An unsuspecting victim, drinking at the bar | |
| Desperate and alone please to meet you I am Mark | |
| [Verse 3] | |
| A shitty situation my judgement is a skew | |
| I thought I picked up one but clearly it’s a two | |
| A shitty situation very well rehearsed | |
| Oh is that your friend now I’m going through your purse | |
| Now I'm going through your purse | |
| Now I'm going through your purse | |
| Now I'm going through your purse | |
| Now I'm going through your p-p-purse |
| Verse 1 | |
| A shitty situation, someone jacked my car | |
| My taste is getting larger while I' m drinking at the bar | |
| A shitty situation soon to be my past | |
| If you buy me a drink I' m sure I' ll have a blast | |
| Chorus | |
| Chronic constipation like viewing others art | |
| Lovely conversation but now I have to part | |
| Decline your invitation I' ve got other plans | |
| My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start | |
| Verse 2 | |
| A shitty situation, now that she can' t drive | |
| I better take the plunge while this thing is still alive | |
| A shitty situation, I hope that no one sees | |
| Should I call a cab or why not steal her keys? | |
| Chorus | |
| Chronic constipation like viewing others art | |
| Lovely conversation but now I have to part | |
| Decline your invitation I' ve got other plans | |
| My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start | |
| Bridge | |
| An unsuspecting victim, a wallet or a purse | |
| Your cards and your meds are why I' m so perverse | |
| An unsuspecting victim, drinking at the bar | |
| Desperate and alone please to meet you I am Mark | |
| Verse 3 | |
| A shitty situation my judgement is a skew | |
| I thought I picked up one but clearly it' s a two | |
| A shitty situation very well rehearsed | |
| Oh is that your friend now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your pppurse |
| Verse 1 | |
| A shitty situation, someone jacked my car | |
| My taste is getting larger while I' m drinking at the bar | |
| A shitty situation soon to be my past | |
| If you buy me a drink I' m sure I' ll have a blast | |
| Chorus | |
| Chronic constipation like viewing others art | |
| Lovely conversation but now I have to part | |
| Decline your invitation I' ve got other plans | |
| My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start | |
| Verse 2 | |
| A shitty situation, now that she can' t drive | |
| I better take the plunge while this thing is still alive | |
| A shitty situation, I hope that no one sees | |
| Should I call a cab or why not steal her keys? | |
| Chorus | |
| Chronic constipation like viewing others art | |
| Lovely conversation but now I have to part | |
| Decline your invitation I' ve got other plans | |
| My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start | |
| Bridge | |
| An unsuspecting victim, a wallet or a purse | |
| Your cards and your meds are why I' m so perverse | |
| An unsuspecting victim, drinking at the bar | |
| Desperate and alone please to meet you I am Mark | |
| Verse 3 | |
| A shitty situation my judgement is a skew | |
| I thought I picked up one but clearly it' s a two | |
| A shitty situation very well rehearsed | |
| Oh is that your friend now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your purse | |
| Now I' m going through your pppurse |