| Wakin' up at nine looks at his paper | |
| Can't deal with what he sees | |
| All the troubled lives the talk of the ages | |
| He's crawlin' back to bed | |
| Don't take a walk outside | |
| Don't make any new friends | |
| He's crawlin' back to bed | |
| You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know what | |
| I'm doin'You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know who | |
| I'm screwin' | |
| You'd better convince me man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know what | |
| I'm doin'You'd better convince me man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know who | |
| I'm screwin' | |
| Callin' all his friends, he's known 'em for ages | |
| Can't deal with what they say | |
| Connective alibis, cold and contagious | |
| He's crawlin' back to bed | |
| So cut off the phone lines | |
| Stock up on water | |
| He's crawlin' back to bed | |
| You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know what | |
| I'm doin'You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know who | |
| I'm screwin' | |
| You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know what | |
| I'm doin'You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know who | |
| I'm screwin' | |
| You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know what | |
| I'm doin'You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know who | |
| I'm screwin' | |
| You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know what | |
| I'm doin'You'd better convince me, man' | |
| Cause I, I don't know who | |
| I'm screwin' | |
| You'd better convince me, man | |
| Yes sirYou'd better convince me, man | |
| Yes sirYou'd better convince me, man | |
| Yes sirYou'd better convince me, man |