99 Problems

99 Problems Lyrics

Song 99 Problems
Artist Ice T
Album Home Invasion (Includes 'The Last Temptation Of Ice')
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[00:00.41] Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
[00:03.18] Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
[00:04.92] But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
[00:07.99] Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga)
[00:10.70] Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
[00:12.94] All these niggas is havin girl problem, Marq
[00:15.19] (Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
[00:17.30] Lemme tell you what time is it
[00:18.69] I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
[00:21.10] Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
[00:23.39] I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
[00:25.86] A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
[00:28.47] I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
[00:30.63] A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
[00:33.02] A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
[00:35.44] And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
[00:38.07] But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
[00:40.25] No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though
[00:42.52] Ice in the whole damn herd
[00:45.80] I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
[00:47.54] I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
[00:50.00] Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
[00:52.37] Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
[00:54.84] A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
[00:57.11] And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
[00:59.29] And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
[01:01.80] So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[01:04.39] Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it..
[01:08.89] Nah a bitch ain't one
[01:16.39] I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
[01:18.92] A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
[01:21.03] I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
[01:23.59] A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
[01:25.77] I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
[01:28.48] A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't
[01:30.82] A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane..
[01:33.14] I even got a bitch off Soul Train
[01:35.70] I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz
[01:38.52] Long ends
[01:40.66] I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
[01:42.98] But she's the most fun
[01:45.20] I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
[01:47.62] A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
[01:49.99] A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
[01:52.33] A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
[01:54.68] And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
[01:56.98] And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
[01:59.50] So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[02:02.06] Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me
[02:05.50] Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
[02:07.99] These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
[02:10.30] Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
[02:13.11] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
[02:16.53] I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them
[02:18.99] Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
[02:21.34] All hoes suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
[02:23.64] That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
[02:26.05] Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
[02:28.45] The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
[02:30.69] I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her
[02:33.20] Problem number one is gettin money
[02:35.33] I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
[02:37.92] So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
[02:40.43] I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
[02:42.99] Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
[02:45.37] The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
[02:47.86] So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill
[02:50.01] I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
[02:52.50] Gettin pussy's just another expense
[02:54.77] If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
[02:57.23] I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
[02:59.67] I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
[03:02.02] Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?
[03:05.78] (A bitch ain't one) Aww shit!
[03:08.10] Now let me tell you how to do this shit
[03:09.50] I got a bitch that loves to G
[03:14.24] She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
[03:17.08] I got a bitch who loves both
[03:18.76] I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
[03:21.30] I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
[03:23.68] A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
[03:25.88] A bitch that lies
[03:27.42] A bitch that's true
[03:28.47] A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
[03:30.83] I got a bitch that's cool
[03:32.03] A bitch that's hot
[03:33.30] A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
[03:35.67] A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
[03:38.07] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[03:40.34] I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
[03:42.73] I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
[03:44.10] I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
[03:47.55] I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
[03:50.19] And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
[03:52.31] And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
[03:54.56] So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[03:57.12] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me
[04:01.49] No a bitch ain't one
[04:05.06] (Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!)
[04:09.42] Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
[04:13.13] But a bitch ain't one
[04:14.36] Man you got yourself nothin man
[04:15.60] Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
[04:17.78] A bitch ain't one
[04:18.90] I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
[04:20.70] With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
[04:22.45] But a bitch ain't one
[04:23.87] Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
[04:27.23] But a bitch ain't one
[04:29.00] Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
[04:31.09] Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one
[04:33.26] Got problems man
[04:34.34] All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
[04:38.73] Really, niggas worryin about bitches
[04:40.53] They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
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