| It was a normal date with my girlfriend Sue | |
| Blond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-two | |
| The night was cold, the stars were bright | |
| From over her shoulder came a strange light | |
| We parked the car down at Three-Mile Point | |
| The top was down, we were really going | |
| I heard her cry, the reactor flared | |
| She grew and grew, I freaked and stared | |
| Attack of the fifty-foot woman | |
| Our love was at an end | |
| All she did to get her kicks | |
| Was step on all the men | |
| I had to run just to save my skin | |
| She scooped me up, I could not win | |
| ?My God,? I screamed, to my distress | |
| Got a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress | |
| Attack of the fifty-foot woman | |
| Our love was at an end | |
| All she did to get her kicks | |
| Was step on all the men | |
| Attack of the fifty-foot woman | |
| Our love was at an end | |
| All she did to get her kicks | |
| Was step on all the men | |
| Look out here she comes | |
| The biggest pair on earth | |
| So scared I gotta go with her | |
| The National Guard couldn't shoot her down | |
| Before she left she really trashed our town | |
| She left me there, though I tried and tried | |
| A fifty foot woman's never satisfied | |
| Attack of the fifty-foot woman | |
| Our love was at an end | |
| All she did to get her kicks | |
| Was step on all the men |