| [00:00.00] | この度この太陽系に |
| [00:08.49] | 新たに惑星を作る神様です |
| [00:16.76] | 会議で決まった予算は |
| [00:23.55] | 日本円にして1000京円 |
| [00:31.87] | 潤沢とは決して言えませんが |
| [00:39.04] | そこは私の腕の見せ所 |
| [00:46.66] | 神々の節約テクを駆使して |
| [00:53.85] | 体裁だけは保ってみせましょう |
| [01:04.16] | |
| [01:18.79] | 低予算で作った生き物に |
| [01:25.25] | 人間と名付けてみました |
| [01:33.10] | 誤作動だらけの陳腐なオツム |
| [01:40.21] | 足りないパーツは7ダース |
| [01:46.69] | 彼らはなかなかに厄介なハッシュド精神力をお持ちで |
| [01:54.08] | いつも困った事があるとすぐ私に祈るのです |
| [02:00.89] | 祈りをフリーダイヤルみたいに使うな! |
| [02:06.16] | 費用はこっちで負担してるんだぞ! |
| [02:15.19] | そんなとこにお金がかかると |
| [02:20.70] | オゾン層を維持するお金を削っちゃうぞ |
| [02:29.55] | お前らの半熟脳みそと天界を |
| [02:37.70] | 有線LANでつなげてやろうか! |
| [02:59.29] | 人間と名付けた生き物は |
| [03:05.39] | 足りないオツムで考える |
| [03:13.07] | 彼らは好奇心が旺盛で |
| [03:18.86] | この星の秘密を知りたがる |
| [03:26.02] | 脱脂綿詰めただけの地殻 |
| [03:30.04] | エアコン切れてただけの氷河期 |
| [03:33.55] | 恐竜の化石は趣味のプラモ |
| [03:37.05] | どうか気づかないで! |
| [03:40.15] | ブレーカー落ちてる間にマンモス滅んだ |
| [03:45.31] | これぞオール電化惑星のリスク |
| [03:53.86] | 金星の神から輸入してた |
| [03:59.30] | 電気が値上がりしたからケチってたんだ |
| [04:08.43] | このペースだとあと数年で予算を使い切りそう |
| [04:16.01] | どうやって運営しよう! |
| [04:38.92] | 予算があれば地軸はまっすぐにできたし |
| [04:47.04] | 完璧な生き物にもできたんだ でも偶然 |
| [04:53.37] | 地軸の傾きは四季を生んで |
| [04:57.97] | 不完全な心は愛を生んだ |
| [05:02.18] | 案外良い星になった |
| [05:13.33] | でももう無理! |
| [05:15.56] | こんなクソ星すぐ売るわ! |
| [05:18.45] | そのお金で天国の国債買う! |
| [05:27.26] | あとはせいぜい上手く歩めよヒト科ども! |
| [05:32.62] | 私無しじゃすぐ死ぬだろうけど!(笑) |
| [05:41.71] | せっかくだし最後に有給でも取って |
| [05:49.47] | 温泉に行くことにするかな! |
| [06:00.23] | 熱海 |
| [00:00.00] | du tai yang xi |
| [00:08.49] | xin huo xing zuo shen yang |
| [00:16.76] | hui yi jue yu suan |
| [00:23.55] | ri ben yuan 1000 jing yuan |
| [00:31.87] | run ze jue yan |
| [00:39.04] | si wan jian suo |
| [00:46.66] | shen jie yue qu shi |
| [00:53.85] | ti cai bao |
| [01:04.16] | |
| [01:18.79] | di yu suan zuo sheng wu |
| [01:25.25] | ren jian ming fu |
| [01:33.10] | wu zuo dong chen fu |
| [01:40.21] | zu 7 |
| [01:46.69] | bi e jie jing shen li chi |
| [01:54.08] | kun shi si qi |
| [02:00.89] | qi shi! |
| [02:06.16] | fei yong fu dan! |
| [02:15.19] | jin |
| [02:20.70] | ceng wei chi jin xue |
| [02:29.55] | qian ban shu nao tian jie |
| [02:37.70] | you xian LAN! |
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| [03:05.39] | zu kao |
| [03:13.07] | bi hao qi xin wang sheng |
| [03:18.86] | xing mi mi zhi |
| [03:26.02] | tuo zhi mian jie di qiao |
| [03:30.04] | qie bing he qi |
| [03:33.55] | kong long hua shi qu wei |
| [03:37.05] | qi! |
| [03:40.15] | luo jian mie |
| [03:45.31] | dian hua huo xing |
| [03:53.86] | jin xing shen shu ru |
| [03:59.30] | dian qi zhi shang |
| [04:08.43] | shu nian yu suan shi qie |
| [04:16.01] | yun ying! |
| [04:38.92] | yu suan di zhou |
| [04:47.04] | wan bi sheng wu ou ran |
| [04:53.37] | di zhou qing si ji sheng |
| [04:57.97] | bu wan quan xin ai sheng |
| [05:02.18] | an wai liang xing |
| [05:13.33] | wu li! |
| [05:15.56] | xing mai! |
| [05:18.45] | jin tian guo guo zhai mai! |
| [05:27.26] | shang shou bu ke! |
| [05:32.62] | si wu si! xiao |
| [05:41.71] | zui hou you gei qu |
| [05:49.47] | wen quan xing! |
| [06:00.23] | re hai |
| [00:00.00] | dù tài yáng xì |
| [00:08.49] | xīn huò xīng zuò shén yàng |
| [00:16.76] | huì yì jué yǔ suàn |
| [00:23.55] | rì běn yuán 1000 jīng yuán |
| [00:31.87] | rùn zé jué yán |
| [00:39.04] | sī wàn jiàn suǒ |
| [00:46.66] | shén jié yuē qū shǐ |
| [00:53.85] | tǐ cái bǎo |
| [01:04.16] | |
| [01:18.79] | dī yǔ suàn zuò shēng wù |
| [01:25.25] | rén jiān míng fù |
| [01:33.10] | wù zuò dòng chén fǔ |
| [01:40.21] | zú 7 |
| [01:46.69] | bǐ è jiè jīng shén lì chí |
| [01:54.08] | kùn shì sī qí |
| [02:00.89] | qí shǐ! |
| [02:06.16] | fèi yòng fù dān! |
| [02:15.19] | jīn |
| [02:20.70] | céng wéi chí jīn xuē |
| [02:29.55] | qián bàn shú nao tiān jiè |
| [02:37.70] | yǒu xiàn LAN! |
| [02:59.29] | rén jiān míng fù shēng wù |
| [03:05.39] | zú kǎo |
| [03:13.07] | bǐ hào qí xīn wàng shèng |
| [03:18.86] | xīng mì mì zhī |
| [03:26.02] | tuō zhī mián jié dì qiào |
| [03:30.04] | qiè bīng hé qī |
| [03:33.55] | kǒng lóng huà shí qù wèi |
| [03:37.05] | qì! |
| [03:40.15] | luò jiān miè |
| [03:45.31] | diàn huà huò xīng |
| [03:53.86] | jīn xīng shén shū rù |
| [03:59.30] | diàn qì zhí shàng |
| [04:08.43] | shù nián yǔ suàn shǐ qiè |
| [04:16.01] | yùn yíng! |
| [04:38.92] | yǔ suàn dì zhóu |
| [04:47.04] | wán bì shēng wù ǒu rán |
| [04:53.37] | dì zhóu qīng sì jì shēng |
| [04:57.97] | bù wán quán xīn ài shēng |
| [05:02.18] | àn wài liáng xīng |
| [05:13.33] | wú lǐ! |
| [05:15.56] | xīng mài! |
| [05:18.45] | jīn tiān guó guó zhài mǎi! |
| [05:27.26] | shàng shǒu bù kē! |
| [05:32.62] | sī wú sǐ! xiào |
| [05:41.71] | zuì hòu yǒu gěi qǔ |
| [05:49.47] | wēn quán xíng! |
| [06:00.23] | rè hǎi |