| Song | The Kiwi And The Emu |
| Artist | John Williamson |
| Album | Gunyah |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| There's a story is it true | |
| The kiwi has a brother | |
| The Aussies calls him emu | |
| He runs around Uluru | |
| They’ve been mates that wingless pair | |
| Tho ones up here and ones down there | |
| A pair of Anzacs stuck like glue | |
| (Chorus) | |
| So don’t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer’s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| The kiwi says he's very proud | |
| He’s from the land of the long white cloud | |
| The emu brags of open plans | |
| Way out where it seldom rains | |
| They argue that there home is bliss | |
| They will fight it out at a rugby test | |
| There thick as thieves I’m telling u | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| (Chorus) | |
| So don’t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer’s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| So don’t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer’s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| They fought together many wars | |
| Side by side on foreign shores | |
| Back away no not at all | |
| They buried there mates to the bugle | |
| Always wearing a diggers hat | |
| Never forgotten that is that | |
| Feel like brothers? Of course they do | |
| The kiwi and the Emu | |
| So here's a warning take it in | |
| These two birds thought thick and thin | |
| Will stick together till the end | |
| Cause a mate is a mate far dinkum | |
| (Chorus) | |
| And don’t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer’s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don’t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer’s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don’t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer’s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don’t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer’s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu |
| There' s a story is it true | |
| The kiwi has a brother | |
| The Aussies calls him emu | |
| He runs around Uluru | |
| They' ve been mates that wingless pair | |
| Tho ones up here and ones down there | |
| A pair of Anzacs stuck like glue | |
| Chorus | |
| So don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| The kiwi says he' s very proud | |
| He' s from the land of the long white cloud | |
| The emu brags of open plans | |
| Way out where it seldom rains | |
| They argue that there home is bliss | |
| They will fight it out at a rugby test | |
| There thick as thieves I' m telling u | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| Chorus | |
| So don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| So don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| They fought together many wars | |
| Side by side on foreign shores | |
| Back away no not at all | |
| They buried there mates to the bugle | |
| Always wearing a diggers hat | |
| Never forgotten that is that | |
| Feel like brothers? Of course they do | |
| The kiwi and the Emu | |
| So here' s a warning take it in | |
| These two birds thought thick and thin | |
| Will stick together till the end | |
| Cause a mate is a mate far dinkum | |
| Chorus | |
| And don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu |
| There' s a story is it true | |
| The kiwi has a brother | |
| The Aussies calls him emu | |
| He runs around Uluru | |
| They' ve been mates that wingless pair | |
| Tho ones up here and ones down there | |
| A pair of Anzacs stuck like glue | |
| Chorus | |
| So don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| The kiwi says he' s very proud | |
| He' s from the land of the long white cloud | |
| The emu brags of open plans | |
| Way out where it seldom rains | |
| They argue that there home is bliss | |
| They will fight it out at a rugby test | |
| There thick as thieves I' m telling u | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| Chorus | |
| So don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| So don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| They fought together many wars | |
| Side by side on foreign shores | |
| Back away no not at all | |
| They buried there mates to the bugle | |
| Always wearing a diggers hat | |
| Never forgotten that is that | |
| Feel like brothers? Of course they do | |
| The kiwi and the Emu | |
| So here' s a warning take it in | |
| These two birds thought thick and thin | |
| Will stick together till the end | |
| Cause a mate is a mate far dinkum | |
| Chorus | |
| And don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu | |
| No don' t be fooled if you see them fight | |
| When tempers fray on a summer' s night | |
| If you pick on one you pick on two | |
| The kiwi and the emu |