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Hairstyles and Attitudes, are they connected? |
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Are styles we embrace a matter of taste, or values rejected? |
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Hairstyles and Attitudes, how do they relate? |
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How well do we use our freedom to choose the illusions we create? |
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Blowdry, bouffont, basic training, |
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cops in drag dressed up like whores |
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Cowboys in ponytails, Bankers in bangs, |
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Presidents in pompus pompodores |
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Mommas in mohawks, Daddys in dreadlocks, |
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Heavy metal goldilocks trying to look tough |
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The wet look, the dry look, the FBI look |
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But can you judge a crook by his coverup? |
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Razor cut, laser cut, chopped and channeled |
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Curled up, slicked back, hanging on the eyes |
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Parted left, parted right, straight down the middle |
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Scientists say your hair never lies |
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I've done lots of research, it may be just hype |
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but the latest findings cause me to tremble |
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Categorize us into three basic types |
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by which of the Three Stooges we most closely resemble |
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