| 小子你过来听我说你得听我说仔细 | |
| 你还真别嫌你老子说的全都是老黄历 | |
| 打小我吃的盐巴 | |
| 就比你吃的饭都多 | |
| 你这一页怎么翻都翻不过 | |
| 知道知道您说您说 | |
| 早上起来到外边遥鸟儿 | |
| 呼吸几口新鲜的空气 | |
| 巴晌儿晚遥弯儿 | |
| 不光消食儿 | |
| 还可以锻炼着身体 | |
| 在公园儿里头认真的吊嗓儿 | |
| 要是没本事您就没戏---没戏 | |
| 胡弦一发声 | |
| 发烧老友都到来这PK的营地 | |
| 王府井那边的冰糖葫芦如今真有了分店 | |
| 全聚德的烤鸭当之无愧确是名不虚传 | |
| 没错 一瓶二锅头一碗炸酱面 | |
| 那吃的真是个新鲜 | |
| 一汁杯一豆碗炒肝儿 | |
| 从一早儿就神赛过仙儿 | |
| 一天到晚你就知道上网 | |
| 在乱七八糟的博客上留言 | |
| 可你爸爸在戏台上词说语出的 | |
| 都是沧桑醒世的名言 | |
| 要听流行的行没问题 | |
| 我也有非常好的推荐 | |
| 谁啊 郭德纲那小子的相声听说过吗 | |
| 花值一回得钱 | |
| 带着耳机跳舞到哪儿哼哼卿卿 | |
| 像你住在精神病的医院 | |
| 生旦净末丑粉墨登场 | |
| 句句都会动人心弦 | |
| 像梅兰芳马连良或尚小云 | |
| 他们演厌出---都是百谁听不啊没听过 | |
| 唱念做打有板有眼 | |
| 到你们这一代怎么就变成了嘿哟嘿哟嘿嘿哟… |
| xiao zi ni guo lai ting wo shuo ni de ting wo shuo zi xi | |
| ni hai zhen bie xian ni lao zi shuo de quan dou shi lao huang li | |
| da xiao wo chi de yan ba | |
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| zhi dao zhi dao nin shuo nin shuo | |
| zao shang qi lai dao wai bian yao niao er | |
| hu xi ji kou xin xian de kong qi | |
| ba shang er wan yao wan er | |
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| zai gong yuan er li tou ren zhen de diao sang er | |
| yao shi mei ben shi nin jiu mei xi mei xi | |
| hu xian yi fa sheng | |
| fa shao lao you dou dao lai zhe PK de ying di | |
| wang fu jing na bian de bing tang hu lu ru jin zhen you le fen dian | |
| quan ju de de kao ya dang zhi wu kui que shi ming bu xu chuan | |
| mei cuo yi ping er guo tou yi wan zha jiang mian | |
| na chi di zhen shi ge xin xian | |
| yi zhi bei yi dou wan chao gan er | |
| cong yi zao er jiu shen sai guo xian er | |
| yi tian dao wan ni jiu zhi dao shang wang | |
| zai luan qi ba zao de bo ke shang liu yan | |
| ke ni ba ba zai xi tai shang ci shuo yu chu de | |
| dou shi cang sang xing shi de ming yan | |
| yao ting liu xing de xing mei wen ti | |
| wo ye you fei chang hao de tui jian | |
| shui a guo de gang na xiao zi de xiang sheng ting shuo guo ma | |
| hua zhi yi hui de qian | |
| dai zhe er ji tiao wu dao na er heng heng qing qing | |
| xiang ni zhu zai jing shen bing de yi yuan | |
| sheng dan jing mo chou fen mo deng chang | |
| ju ju dou hui dong ren xin xian | |
| xiang mei lan fang ma lian liang huo shang xiao yun | |
| ta men yan yan chu dou shi bai shui ting bu a mei ting guo | |
| chang nian zuo da you ban you yan | |
| dao ni men zhe yi dai zen me jiu bian cheng le hei yo hei yo hei hei yo |
| xiǎo zi nǐ guò lái tīng wǒ shuō nǐ dé tīng wǒ shuō zǐ xì | |
| nǐ hái zhēn bié xián nǐ lǎo zi shuō de quán dōu shì lǎo huáng lì | |
| dǎ xiǎo wǒ chī de yán bā | |
| jiù bǐ nǐ chī de fàn dōu duō | |
| nǐ zhè yī yè zěn me fān dōu fān bù guò | |
| zhī dào zhī dào nín shuō nín shuō | |
| zǎo shàng qǐ lái dào wài biān yáo niǎo ér | |
| hū xī jǐ kǒu xīn xiān de kōng qì | |
| bā shǎng ér wǎn yáo wān ér | |
| bù guāng xiāo shí r | |
| hái kě yǐ duàn liàn zhe shēn tǐ | |
| zài gōng yuán ér lǐ tou rèn zhēn de diào sǎng ér | |
| yào shì méi běn shì nín jiù méi xì méi xì | |
| hú xián yī fà shēng | |
| fā shāo lǎo yǒu dōu dào lái zhè PK de yíng dì | |
| wáng fǔ jǐng nà biān de bīng táng hú lú rú jīn zhēn yǒu le fēn diàn | |
| quán jù dé de kǎo yā dāng zhī wú kuì què shì míng bù xū chuán | |
| méi cuò yī píng èr guō tóu yī wǎn zhá jiàng miàn | |
| nà chī dí zhēn shì gè xīn xiān | |
| yī zhī bēi yī dòu wǎn chǎo gān ér | |
| cóng yī zǎo ér jiù shén sài guò xiān ér | |
| yì tiān dào wǎn nǐ jiù zhī dào shàng wǎng | |
| zài luàn qī bā zāo de bó kè shàng liú yán | |
| kě nǐ bà bà zài xì tái shàng cí shuō yǔ chū de | |
| dōu shì cāng sāng xǐng shì de míng yán | |
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| shuí a guō dé gāng nà xiǎo zi de xiàng sheng tīng shuō guò ma | |
| huā zhí yī huí dé qián | |
| dài zhe ěr jī tiào wǔ dào nǎ ér hēng hēng qīng qīng | |
| xiàng nǐ zhù zài jīng shén bìng de yī yuàn | |
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| jù jù dōu huì dòng rén xīn xián | |
| xiàng méi lán fāng mǎ lián liáng huò shàng xiǎo yún | |
| tā men yǎn yàn chū dōu shì bǎi shuí tīng bù a méi tīng guò | |
| chàng niàn zuò dǎ yǒu bǎn yǒu yǎn | |
| dào nǐ men zhè yī dài zěn me jiù biàn chéng le hēi yō hēi yō hēi hēi yō |