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Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Step right up and you will see on display |
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a collection of some of the strangest specimens ever gathered |
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together - both LIVE and preserved. |
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You will see the incredible JELLO JACK - the boneless boy and |
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HERMAN - The Human Mole. |
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You'll see WANDA - The Worm Woman and MICKEY - The |
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Mumbling Midget with his secret from far beyond the realm of |
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human understanding. |
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There's also Benny - Bouncing Benny The Bump who can't wait to |
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show you the eerie and shapeless mass which he hides beneath his |
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shirt and shows only when he does his famous dance - |
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THE BOUNCING BUMP! |
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So - step this way, folks come on in, you know you can't resist. |
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Come in and make your mundane lives look like the kiss of bliss. |
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Everyone comes to the Freak Show |
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To laugh at the Freaks and the Geeks |
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Everyone comes to the Freak Show |
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But nobody laughs when they leave. |
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Once a man exploded just before he went to sleep |
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When his wife awoke she found some fragments of his feet |
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She wondered what had happened but there was no mouth to say |
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Or lips to kiss or even any tears to wipe away. |
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She went to see a priest and asked if death could be much worse |
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Than knowing what was left of love would fit inside her purse. |
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Someone said that nothing hurts you |
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Like a vice without a virtue; |
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That may be but is it worse than |
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Life when it becomes so certain |
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That your eyes cannot be open |
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To the twisted and the broken? |
