| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 崔健 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 崔健 |
| [00:26.770] | 我是一个网络处男 |
| [00:27.970] | 各种各样的网站我都去过 |
| [00:32.420] | 从98年到现在 转眼过去了 |
| [00:36.820] | 我学会了一点儿打字就没别的了 |
| [00:42.130] | 我曾经叫过"蚊子"叫过"困难户" |
| [00:46.730] | 也叫过"苍孙"也叫过"假装酷" |
| [00:50.080] | 后来还有太多的名字我记不清楚了 |
| [00:52.780] | 反正名字越是难听就越显得有个性 |
| [00:56.480] | 网络上的虫子 我现在的名字 |
| [01:08.040] | 前些天我遇到一个姑娘名字叫"海伦" |
| [01:26.450] | 她起了个洋名却不会说洋文 |
| [01:30.000] | 我那三句半的英文这会可有了用场 |
| [01:34.010] | 弄得她还以为我是一个知识分子呢 |
| [01:38.860] | 她说她刚刚跟她男朋友分了手 |
| [01:43.510] | 一个人在网吧正郁闷呢 |
| [01:45.460] | 她问我是否也有女朋友 |
| [01:49.170] | 我说："没有没有 正合好 陪你聊一聊" |
| [01:57.970] | 网络上的虫子嘛 陪你聊一聊 |
| [02:04.820] | 一开始我就像说相声中的那个捧眼的 |
| [02:14.080] | 没想到后来越聊就越有感情了 |
| [02:18.130] | 她突然说她是一个按摩小姐 |
| [02:20.280] | 各种各样的男人她都见过 |
| [02:26.190] | 哎呀妈呀！她可真够大胆真够诚实的 |
| [02:30.040] | 跟她一比我真她妈的更像个虫子了 |
| [02:34.290] | 可还没等我回答她又开始继续说了： |
| [02:38.150] | "你们男人不光太坏而且还太癞了" |
| [02:44.200] | 就像是个虫子 就像是个虫子 |
| [02:52.000] | 我又不是她的客人也不是她的男朋友 |
| [03:09.710] | 她凭什么对我发这么大的脾气 |
| [03:12.370] | 她说她为了爱情说了个大实话 |
| [03:16.470] | 是你们男人承受不了生活的现实了 |
| [03:23.020] | 我说那当然了 那当然了 |
| [03:26.370] | 如今越是刚强的汉子越是受不了这个 |
| [03:31.180] | 她说男人太没劲了 爱情太没劲了 |
| [03:33.980] | 她说网络也没劲了 她说完就走了 |
| [03:37.130] | 说完她就走了 |
| [03:54.190] | 我的脸发热了 我的手也发僵了 |
| [03:57.740] | 我怎么觉得我好象已经干过坏事儿了 |
| [04:01.840] | 连续三天三夜不见她的踪影儿 |
| [04:04.400] | 我突然觉得我上网没目的了 |
| [04:10.660] | 网络上的虫子 |
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| [04:26.640] | 我开始着急了 开始出问题了 |
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| [04:28.680] | 我开始觉得说废话没有意思了 |
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| [04:32.390] | 我又改名字了 叫"直来直去"了 |
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| [04:37.490] | 我又改名字了 叫"一针见血"了 |
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| [04:43.040] | 我到处留帖子 到处发信息 |
| [04:45.090] | "海伦 海伦你在哪儿 我是'网络上的虫子'" |
| [04:50.250] | 我到处留帖子 到处发信息 |
| [04:53.100] | "海伦 海伦回来吧 Rock me on the net Rock me on the net |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : cui jian |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : cui jian |
| [00:26.770] | wo shi yi ge wang luo chu nan |
| [00:27.970] | ge zhong ge yang de wang zhan wo dou qu guo |
| [00:32.420] | cong 98 nian dao xian zai zhuan yan guo qu le |
| [00:36.820] | wo xue hui le yi dian er da zi jiu mei bie de le |
| [00:42.130] | wo ceng jing jiao guo" wen zi" jiao guo" kun nan hu" |
| [00:46.730] | ye jiao guo" cang sun" ye jiao guo" jia zhuang ku" |
| [00:50.080] | hou lai huan you tai duo de ming zi wo ji bu qing chu le |
| [00:52.780] | fan zheng ming zi yue shi nan ting jiu yue xian de you ge xing |
| [00:56.480] | wang luo shang de chong zi wo xian zai de ming zi |
| [01:08.040] | qian xie tian wo yu dao yi ge gu niang ming zi jiao" hai lun" |
| [01:26.450] | ta qi le ge yang ming que bu hui shuo yang wen |
| [01:30.000] | wo na san ju ban de ying wen zhe hui ke you le yong chang |
| [01:34.010] | nong de ta hai yi wei wo shi yi ge zhi shi fen zi ne |
| [01:38.860] | ta shuo ta gang gang gen ta nan peng you fen le shou |
| [01:43.510] | yi ge ren zai wang ba zheng yu men ne |
| [01:45.460] | ta wen wo shi fou ye you nv peng you |
| [01:49.170] | wo shuo:" mei you mei you zheng he hao pei ni liao yi liao" |
| [01:57.970] | wang luo shang de chong zi ma pei ni liao yi liao |
| [02:04.820] | yi kai shi wo jiu xiang shuo xiang sheng zhong de na ge peng yan de |
| [02:14.080] | mei xiang dao hou lai yue liao jiu yue you gan qing le |
| [02:18.130] | ta tu ran shuo ta shi yi ge an mo xiao jie |
| [02:20.280] | ge zhong ge yang de nan ren ta dou jian guo |
| [02:26.190] | ai ya ma ya! ta ke zhen gou da dan zhen gou cheng shi de |
| [02:30.040] | gen ta yi bi wo zhen ta ma de geng xiang ge chong zi le |
| [02:34.290] | ke hai mei deng wo hui da ta you kai shi ji xu shuo le: |
| [02:38.150] | " ni men nan ren bu guang tai huai er qie hai tai lai le" |
| [02:44.200] | jiu xiang shi ge chong zi jiu xiang shi ge chong zi |
| [02:52.000] | wo you bu shi ta de ke ren ye bu shi ta de nan peng you |
| [03:09.710] | ta ping shen me dui wo fa zhe me da de pi qi |
| [03:12.370] | ta shuo ta wei le ai qing shuo le ge da shi hua |
| [03:16.470] | shi ni men nan ren cheng shou bu liao sheng huo de xian shi le |
| [03:23.020] | wo shuo na dang ran le na dang ran le |
| [03:26.370] | ru jin yue shi gang qiang de han zi yue shi shou bu liao zhe ge |
| [03:31.180] | ta shuo nan ren tai mei jin le ai qing tai mei jin le |
| [03:33.980] | ta shuo wang luo ye mei jin le ta shuo wan jiu zou le |
| [03:37.130] | shuo wan ta jiu zou le |
| [03:54.190] | wo de lian fa re le wo de shou ye fa jiang le |
| [03:57.740] | wo zen me jue de wo hao xiang yi jing gan guo huai shi er le |
| [04:01.840] | lian xu san tian san ye bu jian ta de zong ying r |
| [04:04.400] | wo tu ran jue de wo shang wang mei mu di le |
| [04:10.660] | wang luo shang de chong zi |
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| [04:26.640] | wo kai shi zhao ji le kai shi chu wen ti le |
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| [04:28.680] | wo kai shi jue de shuo fei hua mei you yi si le |
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| [04:32.390] | wo you gai ming zi le jiao" zhi lai zhi qu" le |
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| [04:37.490] | wo you gai ming zi le jiao" yi zhen jian xie" le |
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| [04:43.040] | wo dao chu liu tie zi dao chu fa xin xi |
| [04:45.090] | " hai lun hai lun ni zai na er wo shi' wang luo shang de chong zi'" |
| [04:50.250] | wo dao chu liu tie zi dao chu fa xin xi |
| [04:53.100] | " hai lun hai lun hui lai ba Rock me on the net Rock me on the net |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : cuī jiàn |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : cuī jiàn |
| [00:26.770] | wǒ shì yí gè wǎng luò chǔ nán |
| [00:27.970] | gè zhǒng gè yàng de wǎng zhàn wǒ dōu qù guò |
| [00:32.420] | cóng 98 nián dào xiàn zài zhuǎn yǎn guò qù le |
| [00:36.820] | wǒ xué huì le yì diǎn ér dǎ zì jiù méi bié de le |
| [00:42.130] | wǒ céng jīng jiào guò" wén zi" jiào guò" kùn nán hù" |
| [00:46.730] | yě jiào guò" cāng sūn" yě jiào guò" jiǎ zhuāng kù" |
| [00:50.080] | hòu lái huán yǒu tài duō de míng zì wǒ jì bù qīng chǔ le |
| [00:52.780] | fǎn zhèng míng zì yuè shì nán tīng jiù yuè xiǎn de yǒu gè xìng |
| [00:56.480] | wǎng luò shàng de chóng zi wǒ xiàn zài de míng zì |
| [01:08.040] | qián xiē tiān wǒ yù dào yí gè gū niáng míng zì jiào" hǎi lún" |
| [01:26.450] | tā qǐ le gè yáng míng què bú huì shuō yáng wén |
| [01:30.000] | wǒ nà sān jù bàn de yīng wén zhè huì kě yǒu le yòng chǎng |
| [01:34.010] | nòng dé tā hái yǐ wéi wǒ shì yí gè zhī shí fèn zǐ ne |
| [01:38.860] | tā shuō tā gāng gāng gēn tā nán péng yǒu fēn le shǒu |
| [01:43.510] | yí ge rén zài wǎng bā zhèng yù mèn ne |
| [01:45.460] | tā wèn wǒ shì fǒu yě yǒu nǚ péng yǒu |
| [01:49.170] | wǒ shuō:" méi yǒu méi yǒu zhèng hé hǎo péi nǐ liáo yī liáo" |
| [01:57.970] | wǎng luò shàng de chóng zi ma péi nǐ liáo yī liáo |
| [02:04.820] | yī kāi shǐ wǒ jiù xiàng shuō xiàng sheng zhōng de nà gè pěng yǎn de |
| [02:14.080] | méi xiǎng dào hòu lái yuè liáo jiù yuè yǒu gǎn qíng le |
| [02:18.130] | tā tū rán shuō tā shì yí gè àn mó xiǎo jiě |
| [02:20.280] | gè zhǒng gè yàng de nán rén tā dōu jiàn guò |
| [02:26.190] | āi yā mā ya! tā kě zhēn gòu dà dǎn zhēn gòu chéng shí de |
| [02:30.040] | gēn tā yī bǐ wǒ zhēn tā mā de gèng xiàng gè chóng zi le |
| [02:34.290] | kě hái méi děng wǒ huí dá tā yòu kāi shǐ jì xù shuō le: |
| [02:38.150] | " nǐ men nán rén bù guāng tài huài ér qiě hái tài lài le" |
| [02:44.200] | jiù xiàng shì gè chóng zi jiù xiàng shì gè chóng zi |
| [02:52.000] | wǒ yòu bú shì tā de kè rén yě bú shì tā de nán péng yǒu |
| [03:09.710] | tā píng shén me duì wǒ fā zhè me dà de pí qì |
| [03:12.370] | tā shuō tā wèi le ài qíng shuō le gè dà shí huà |
| [03:16.470] | shì nǐ men nán rén chéng shòu bù liǎo shēng huó de xiàn shí le |
| [03:23.020] | wǒ shuō nà dāng rán le nà dāng rán le |
| [03:26.370] | rú jīn yuè shì gāng qiáng de hàn zi yuè shì shòu bù liǎo zhè gè |
| [03:31.180] | tā shuō nán rén tài méi jìn le ài qíng tài méi jìn le |
| [03:33.980] | tā shuō wǎng luò yě méi jìn le tā shuō wán jiù zǒu le |
| [03:37.130] | shuō wán tā jiù zǒu le |
| [03:54.190] | wǒ de liǎn fā rè le wǒ de shǒu yě fā jiāng le |
| [03:57.740] | wǒ zěn me jué de wǒ hǎo xiàng yǐ jīng gàn guò huài shì ér le |
| [04:01.840] | lián xù sān tiān sān yè bú jiàn tā de zōng yǐng r |
| [04:04.400] | wǒ tū rán jué de wǒ shàng wǎng méi mù dì le |
| [04:10.660] | wǎng luò shàng de chóng zi |
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| [04:26.640] | wǒ kāi shǐ zháo jí le kāi shǐ chū wèn tí le |
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| [04:28.680] | wǒ kāi shǐ jué de shuō fèi huà méi yǒu yì si le |
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| [04:32.390] | wǒ yòu gǎi míng zì le jiào" zhí lái zhí qù" le |
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| [04:37.490] | wǒ yòu gǎi míng zì le jiào" yī zhēn jiàn xiě" le |
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| [04:43.040] | wǒ dào chù liú tiě zǐ dào chù fā xìn xī |
| [04:45.090] | " hǎi lún hǎi lún nǐ zài nǎ ér wǒ shì' wǎng luò shàng de chóng zi'" |
| [04:50.250] | wǒ dào chù liú tiě zǐ dào chù fā xìn xī |
| [04:53.100] | " hǎi lún hǎi lún huí lái ba Rock me on the net Rock me on the net |
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