| [00:25.11] | Punch |
| [00:27.30] | Punch and judy |
| [00:29.80] | Punch and judy |
| [00:32.30] | Punch and judy |
| [00:35.42] | Washing machine, pinstripe dream |
| [00:37.19] | |
| [00:38.07] | Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen |
| [00:40.13] | Punch and judy, judy |
| [00:42.81] | |
| [00:45.82] | Found our nest, in the daily express |
| [00:48.52] | Met the vicar in a holy vest |
| [00:50.70] | Punch and judy |
| [00:53.26] | Punch and judy |
| [00:53.89] | |
| [00:56.32] | Brought up the children church of e |
| [00:58.63] | Now i vegetate with a colour tv |
| [01:01.55] | Worst ever thing that ever happened to me |
| [01:03.86] | for Oh, d.i.v.o.r.c.e. |
| [01:04.86] | |
| [01:11.49] | Oh judy |
| [01:14.49] | |
| [01:25.55] | Whatever happened to pillow fights |
| [01:30.86] | Whatever happened to jeans so tight, friday nights |
| [01:35.16] | Whatever happened to lover's lane |
| [01:39.67] | |
| [01:41.17] | Whatever happened to passion games |
| [01:45.09] | Sunday walks in the pouring rain |
| [01:47.76] | |
| [01:53.89] | Punch |
| [01:54.08] | Punch |
| [01:54.64] | Punch and judy |
| [01:56.51] | Punch |
| [01:56.70] | Punch |
| [01:57.45] | |
| [01:58.12] | Punch and judy |
| [02:00.42] | |
| [02:01.49] | Curling tongs, mogadons, "i got a headache baby, don't take so long" |
| [02:05.38] | Single beds, middle age dread |
| [02:07.95] | Losing the war in the waistlands spread |
| [02:09.94] | |
| [02:11.82] | Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube |
| [02:14.48] | Who forgot to flush the loo |
| [02:16.48] | Leave your sweaty socks outside the door |
| [02:19.42] | Don't walk across my polished floor, oh judy |
| [02:22.59] | |
| [02:40.79] | Whatever happened to morning smiles |
| [02:45.85] | Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles |
| [02:50.10] | |
| [02:51.15] | Whatever happened to twinkling eyes |
| [02:56.27] | Whatever happened to hard fast drives |
| [03:00.46] | Complements on unnatural size |
| [03:04.81] | |
| [03:06.38] | Punch |
| [03:06.69] | Punch |
| [03:07.25] | |
| [03:07.95] | Punch and judy |
| [03:09.13] | Punch and judy |
| [03:09.76] | Punch and judy |
| [03:10.82] | Punch |
| [03:11.20] | Punch |
| [03:11.63] | |
| [03:13.22] | Punch and judy |
| [03:13.72] | Punch and judy |
| [03:14.97] | Punch and judy |
| [03:15.24] | Propping up a bar, family car |
| [03:17.80] | |
| [03:18.78] | Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk |
| [03:21.28] | Punch and judy, judy |
| [03:23.65] | |
| [03:26.62] | World war three, suburbanshee |
| [03:27.94] | Just slip her these pills and i'll be free. |
| [03:31.62] | No more judy |
| [03:32.87] | judy Judy, no more! |
| [03:36.45] | Goodbye judy! |