Auntie Maggie's Remedy Lyrics

Song	Auntie Maggie's Remedy
Artist	The Fourmost
Album	The Best Of The Fourmost
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	Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy
	No matter what ailment you've got
	But I know a special one you ought to try
	You'll find it's the best of the lot
	It's my Auntie Maggie's home made remedy, it's guaranteed never to fail
	That's the stuff that will do the trick
	It's sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".
	Now if you've got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
	Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggie's Remedy
	If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
	You're bound to wake up I'll agree
	But I'll bet you by heaven, you'll wake up at seven
	With my Auntie Maggie's Remedy
	In a young lady's bedroom I went by mistake
	My intentions were honest you see
	She shouted with laughter, "I know what you're after
	It's my Auntie Maggie's Remedy."
	Oh my Auntie Maggie's home made remedy, it's guaranteed never to fail
	That's the stuff that will do the trick
	It's sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".
	Now if you've got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
	Don't kick up a shindy, you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggie's Remedy
	Now when the baby starts crying, there's always a reason
	And if you inspect him you'll see,
	The poor little chappy has covered his nappy
	With Auntie Maggie's Remedy
	Now I went to a doctor, I wasn't too well
	And he made me lie on a settee
	He said "There's trouble brewing, you've been overdoing
	Your Auntie Maggie's Remedy."
	Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,
	In a spot where it just shouldn't be
	So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your (–Pause-)
	Ankle, with Auntie Maggie's Remedy."
	Now one day at the races, the horse that I backed
	Could have won it was easy to see
	But the trainer said after, it would have run faster
	With Auntie Maggie's Remedy – inside it's nosebag
	With Auntie Maggie's Remedy

	FormbyLatta
	Now there' s all sorts of medicines that you can buy
	No matter what ailment you' ve got
	But I know a special one you ought to try
	You' ll find it' s the best of the lot
	It' s my Auntie Maggie' s home made remedy, it' s guaranteed never to fail
	That' s the stuff that will do the trick
	It' s sold at every chemist for " one and a kick".
	Now if you' ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
	Don' t kick up a shindy, you' ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
	You' re bound to wake up I' ll agree
	But I' ll bet you by heaven, you' ll wake up at seven
	With my Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	In a young lady' s bedroom I went by mistake
	My intentions were honest you see
	She shouted with laughter, " I know what you' re after
	It' s my Auntie Maggie' s Remedy."
	Oh my Auntie Maggie' s home made remedy, it' s guaranteed never to fail
	That' s the stuff that will do the trick
	It' s sold at every chemist for " one and a kick".
	Now if you' ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
	Don' t kick up a shindy, you' ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	Now when the baby starts crying, there' s always a reason
	And if you inspect him you' ll see,
	The poor little chappy has covered his nappy
	With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	Now I went to a doctor, I wasn' t too well
	And he made me lie on a settee
	He said " There' s trouble brewing, you' ve been overdoing
	Your Auntie Maggie' s Remedy."
	Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,
	In a spot where it just shouldn' t be
	So I said to Nellie, " Now you rub your Pause
	Ankle, with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy."
	Now one day at the races, the horse that I backed
	Could have won it was easy to see
	But the trainer said after, it would have run faster
	With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy inside it' s nosebag
	With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy

	FormbyLatta
	Now there' s all sorts of medicines that you can buy
	No matter what ailment you' ve got
	But I know a special one you ought to try
	You' ll find it' s the best of the lot
	It' s my Auntie Maggie' s home made remedy, it' s guaranteed never to fail
	That' s the stuff that will do the trick
	It' s sold at every chemist for " one and a kick".
	Now if you' ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
	Don' t kick up a shindy, you' ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
	You' re bound to wake up I' ll agree
	But I' ll bet you by heaven, you' ll wake up at seven
	With my Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	In a young lady' s bedroom I went by mistake
	My intentions were honest you see
	She shouted with laughter, " I know what you' re after
	It' s my Auntie Maggie' s Remedy."
	Oh my Auntie Maggie' s home made remedy, it' s guaranteed never to fail
	That' s the stuff that will do the trick
	It' s sold at every chemist for " one and a kick".
	Now if you' ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
	Don' t kick up a shindy, you' ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	Now when the baby starts crying, there' s always a reason
	And if you inspect him you' ll see,
	The poor little chappy has covered his nappy
	With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy
	Now I went to a doctor, I wasn' t too well
	And he made me lie on a settee
	He said " There' s trouble brewing, you' ve been overdoing
	Your Auntie Maggie' s Remedy."
	Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,
	In a spot where it just shouldn' t be
	So I said to Nellie, " Now you rub your Pause
	Ankle, with Auntie Maggie' s Remedy."
	Now one day at the races, the horse that I backed
	Could have won it was easy to see
	But the trainer said after, it would have run faster
	With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy inside it' s nosebag
	With Auntie Maggie' s Remedy

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