| Well, the rain man comes with his magic wand | |
| And the judge says, "Mona can't have no bond" | |
| And the walls collide, | |
| Mona cries | |
| And the rain man leaves in the wolf man's disguise | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I wanna be your man | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I don't wanna be hers | |
| I wanna be yours | |
| Well, the undertaker in his midnight suit | |
| Says to the masked man, "Ain't you cute?" | |
| Well, the mask man he gets up on the shelf | |
| And he says, "You ain't so bad yourself" | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I wanna be your man | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I don't wanna be hers | |
| I wanna be yours | |
| Well, jumpin' | |
| Judy can't go no higher | |
| She had bullets in her eyes and they fire | |
| Rasputin, he's so dignified | |
| He touched the back of her head an' he died | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I wanna be your man | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I don't wanna be hers | |
| I wanna be yours | |
| Well, Phaedra with her looking glass | |
| Stretchin' out upon the grass | |
| She gets all messed up and she faints | |
| That's 'cause she's so obvious and you ain't | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I wanna be your man | |
| I wanna be your lover, baby | |
| I don't wanna be hers | |
| I wanna be yours |