| Song | Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had A Deal |
| Artist | They Might Be Giants |
| Album | Then: The Earlier Years |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Vocal:John Linnell | |
| I could never sleep my way to the top | |
| 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up | |
| And since my options had been whittled away | |
| I struck a bargain with my radio DJ | |
| I said I'd like this song to be number one | |
| He said 'I'd really really like to help you my son' | |
| And then I knew that I would have him to thank | |
| Because he asked me how much I had in the bank | |
| He said to think long term investment and | |
| That all the others had forgiven themselves | |
| He said the net reward would justify | |
| The colossal mess they'd made of their lives | |
| He said the record wouldn't have to be hot | |
| And no one ever seemed to care if it's not | |
| It would depend on something else that I've got | |
| And that the other ones who'd given it a shot | |
| Had seen a modest sum grow geometrically | |
| And then they had forgiven themselves | |
| Because the net reward had justified | |
| The colossal mess they'd made of their lives* | |
| Hey Mr. DJ, I thought you said we had a deal | |
| I thought you said, 'You scratch my back and I'll scratch your record' | |
| And I thought you said we had a deal | |
| Well, I told you about the world (its address) | |
| I wonder when they're gonna clean up the mess | |
| You know the rabid child is still tuning in | |
| Chess piece face's patience must be wearing thin | |
| Because they haven't played this song on the air | |
| Not that anyone but me even cared | |
| And the Disk Jockey has moved out of town | |
| The district courthouse says he's nowhere to be found | |
| He said to think long term investment and | |
| That all the others had forgiven themselves | |
| He said the net reward would justify | |
| The colossal mess they'd made of their lives | |
| Hey Mr. DJ, I thought you said we had a deal | |
| I thought you said, 'You scratch my back and I'll scratch your record' | |
| And I thought you said we had a deal | |
| Notes | |
| *These four lines, in the Dial-a-Song version, are substituted with: | |
| Had gone and made the world their oyster | |
| And that everybody had forgiven themselves | |
| They know the net reward justifies | |
| The colossal mess they'd made of their lives |
| Vocal: John Linnell | |
| I could never sleep my way to the top | |
| ' Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up | |
| And since my options had been whittled away | |
| I struck a bargain with my radio DJ | |
| I said I' d like this song to be number one | |
| He said ' I' d really really like to help you my son' | |
| And then I knew that I would have him to thank | |
| Because he asked me how much I had in the bank | |
| He said to think long term investment and | |
| That all the others had forgiven themselves | |
| He said the net reward would justify | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives | |
| He said the record wouldn' t have to be hot | |
| And no one ever seemed to care if it' s not | |
| It would depend on something else that I' ve got | |
| And that the other ones who' d given it a shot | |
| Had seen a modest sum grow geometrically | |
| And then they had forgiven themselves | |
| Because the net reward had justified | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives | |
| Hey Mr. DJ, I thought you said we had a deal | |
| I thought you said, ' You scratch my back and I' ll scratch your record' | |
| And I thought you said we had a deal | |
| Well, I told you about the world its address | |
| I wonder when they' re gonna clean up the mess | |
| You know the rabid child is still tuning in | |
| Chess piece face' s patience must be wearing thin | |
| Because they haven' t played this song on the air | |
| Not that anyone but me even cared | |
| And the Disk Jockey has moved out of town | |
| The district courthouse says he' s nowhere to be found | |
| He said to think long term investment and | |
| That all the others had forgiven themselves | |
| He said the net reward would justify | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives | |
| Hey Mr. DJ, I thought you said we had a deal | |
| I thought you said, ' You scratch my back and I' ll scratch your record' | |
| And I thought you said we had a deal | |
| Notes | |
| These four lines, in the DialaSong version, are substituted with: | |
| Had gone and made the world their oyster | |
| And that everybody had forgiven themselves | |
| They know the net reward justifies | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives |
| Vocal: John Linnell | |
| I could never sleep my way to the top | |
| ' Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up | |
| And since my options had been whittled away | |
| I struck a bargain with my radio DJ | |
| I said I' d like this song to be number one | |
| He said ' I' d really really like to help you my son' | |
| And then I knew that I would have him to thank | |
| Because he asked me how much I had in the bank | |
| He said to think long term investment and | |
| That all the others had forgiven themselves | |
| He said the net reward would justify | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives | |
| He said the record wouldn' t have to be hot | |
| And no one ever seemed to care if it' s not | |
| It would depend on something else that I' ve got | |
| And that the other ones who' d given it a shot | |
| Had seen a modest sum grow geometrically | |
| And then they had forgiven themselves | |
| Because the net reward had justified | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives | |
| Hey Mr. DJ, I thought you said we had a deal | |
| I thought you said, ' You scratch my back and I' ll scratch your record' | |
| And I thought you said we had a deal | |
| Well, I told you about the world its address | |
| I wonder when they' re gonna clean up the mess | |
| You know the rabid child is still tuning in | |
| Chess piece face' s patience must be wearing thin | |
| Because they haven' t played this song on the air | |
| Not that anyone but me even cared | |
| And the Disk Jockey has moved out of town | |
| The district courthouse says he' s nowhere to be found | |
| He said to think long term investment and | |
| That all the others had forgiven themselves | |
| He said the net reward would justify | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives | |
| Hey Mr. DJ, I thought you said we had a deal | |
| I thought you said, ' You scratch my back and I' ll scratch your record' | |
| And I thought you said we had a deal | |
| Notes | |
| These four lines, in the DialaSong version, are substituted with: | |
| Had gone and made the world their oyster | |
| And that everybody had forgiven themselves | |
| They know the net reward justifies | |
| The colossal mess they' d made of their lives |