| You think you`re pretty and ya, you think you`re smart | |
| That`s two things you got wrong and that`s just the start | |
| Where d`ya get that notion that you control my heart | |
| Silly little scrubber silly little tart | |
| You mean nothing to me | |
| I`m just playing around | |
| Silly little scrubber | |
| I give you money and | |
| I buy you things | |
| Satin dresses and golden rings | |
| You know what | |
| I want in return for those things | |
| So get upstairs when your doorbell rings | |
| I`m coming round for the thing that`s mine | |
| And you better show me a good time | |
| You make it so easy to be cruel | |
| And to be greedy and not to care at all | |
| You won`t claim no respect | |
| So what do you expect | |
| Now that it`s time to crawl | |
| You only get what you deserve | |
| And there`s plenty more in reserve | |
| So please don`t be sad, | |
| I`m picking up the tab | |
| And ain`t it just the best time that a girl ever had |