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The piano has been drinking |
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My necktie is asleep |
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And the combo went back to New York |
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The jukebox has to take a leak |
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And the carpet needs a haircut |
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And the spotlight looks like a prison break |
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And the telephone's out of cigarettes |
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And the balcony is on the make |
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And the piano has been drinking |
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The piano has been drinking... |
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And the menus are all freezing |
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And the light man's blind in one eye |
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And he can't see out of the other |
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And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid |
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And he showed up with his mother |
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And the piano has been drinking |
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The piano has been drinking |
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As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast |
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And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post |
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'Cause the piano has been drinking |
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The piano has been drinking... |
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And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter |
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And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her |
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And the box-office is drooling |
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And the bar stools are on fire |
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And the newspapers were fooling |
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And the ash-trays have retired |
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'Cause the piano has been drinking |
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The piano has been drinking |
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The piano has been drinking |
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Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me |
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