Song | Freaky Tales |
Artist | Too $hort |
Album | Born To Mack |
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These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
The tales that i tell so well... | |
I met this girl, her name was joan | |
She loved the way i rocked the microphone | |
When i met joan, i took her home | |
She was just like a doggy all on my bone | |
I met another girl, her name was ann | |
All she wanted was to freak with a man | |
When i met ann, i soked her pans | |
We ended up freakin' by garbage can | |
The next young freak i met was red | |
I took her to the house and she gave me head | |
She likes to freak was all she said | |
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed | |
There's another girl, her name is mary | |
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary | |
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy jerry | |
Took her to the house and i popped that cherry | |
Young and tender, sweet denise | |
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast | |
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece | |
She only talks about signin' a lease | |
I met this tender, her name was lori | |
And a x-rated movie wouldn't tell her story | |
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa | |
And just like lori, she's a real dick pleaser | |
My girlfriend's name was michelle, i freaked her well | |
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell | |
I geed this girl, her name was tammy | |
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy | |
She had a best friend, her name was jane | |
I pulled to the side and i spitted that game | |
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine | |
Freaked one night with a girl named pam | |
The very next day i saw her with her man | |
One week passed and i was in her again | |
I had an old tender, her name was janie | |
She was thirty-two and i was only eighteen | |
She likes to freak, she's just a fiend | |
It really didn't matter when i saw her in jeans | |
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby | |
I kick on back and i watch her mouth | |
Two tons of fun, big mama jama | |
A country-girl from alabama | |
I met this girl, her name was betty | |
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death | |
I was tired as hell, i was drippin' sweat | |
But i was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath | |
Bake and shake us, i met this freak in vegas | |
She said her name was donna | |
She was a pitty little freak from china | |
I said i don't pimp or gigolo | |
I'm havin' so much money that i don't need a hoe | |
You can break yourself but you can't break me | |
You never met a player like $hort, baby | |
I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo | |
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor | |
The girl got freaky and i tell you more: | |
She was down on her knees beggin' to blow | |
She's like another freak named ren` | |
You get her alone and she'll make your day | |
Like burger king, she knows the play | |
But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way... | |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
These are the tales that i tell so well... | |
I met this girl, thick as hell | |
Only sixteen, said her name was linell | |
I took her to my house, i could not wait | |
Her shit was much tighter than central safe | |
Let me tell you this since we talkin' young | |
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne | |
Always talkin' about havin' fun | |
Once again in the bed i got it goin' on | |
I'm sir too $hort, couldn't be no punk | |
I try to get funky like female funk | |
So when you see me comin' or see me goin' | |
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin' | |
I once met a tender, she did it for free | |
On the foothill bust number forty-three | |
All the way on the back she was workin' me | |
Had my big beatbox and i was jammin' the beat | |
I met this freak named aunt winell | |
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet | |
Everythin' she had is what i get | |
Cause i'm too $hort, baby, i don't play that shit | |
I met another freak, her name was rita | |
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her | |
I told her like this, she can suck my peter | |
Or even go home cause i knew i didn't need her | |
Scratched her name off my telephone book | |
Never again i took a second look | |
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon | |
She kept lookin', well, i kept stairin' | |
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' | |
She never left, she cutted out | |
I know you all know what i'm talkin' about | |
There's a freak named shane, such a sinner | |
She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner | |
Shane is cool but her mind is gone | |
One fat rock and it's goin' on | |
She had another buddy, came by my place | |
Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace | |
She walked in the door wearin' a lace | |
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face | |
She's like this tender named belinda | |
Homeboys call her belinda the blender | |
She gave head like she made it up | |
She was twenty years old with a big round butt | |
Had a girl slick like olive oil | |
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled | |
When she got mad he blood would boil | |
But i rapped her off like i'm lookin' a toy... | |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
The tales that i tell so well... | |
Shockedy life, friday night, it's goin' on too $hort | |
Three weeks ago i met this freak | |
She followed me around like mary's sheep | |
I hitted around the corner and when she came | |
I grabbed her by the arm and i asked her name | |
She said it was nina and her man's in santa rita | |
I took her to my home and homeboy, i geed her | |
Set her on the way the very next way | |
Playboy $hort was ready to play | |
I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne | |
We hitted the motel and got it goin' on | |
Holiday inn to the break of dawn | |
When i took baby home, i freaked her mom | |
I knew this tender named shanie | |
I took her to the house and let her freak on me | |
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat | |
But i wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet | |
I met this freak named yolanda | |
Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda | |
I was on top and she was up under | |
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder | |
I once had a datewith girl named kitty | |
She was so fine with big fat tiddies | |
All night long she was actin' shitty | |
So i macked on baby like i was frank nitti | |
There's another girl, her name is rose | |
I use to roll baby like brand new volvos | |
I never saw rose wearin' clothes | |
She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose | |
I was ridin' down the street when i met janet | |
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet | |
Ass everywhere, i just can't stand it | |
Tried to poem it but i could not manage | |
I had this freak, her name was bunny | |
Said i was the only man who ever called her honey | |
Everythin' i did to her was funny | |
I macked on bunny and i took her money | |
Eight tonight a date with shirlie | |
She was really short and her hair was curly | |
If you saw baby you liked this girlie | |
She was so fine i went to get her early | |
Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named rachel | |
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal | |
She liked to kiss all on my neval | |
Those are her lips on top of my label | |
I knew another freak, her name was candy | |
Real big lips and they came in handy | |
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy | |
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy | |
He did me a favor in return | |
Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne | |
Baby got tossed and i got it on | |
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song | |
My young homeboy heard me rap | |
And said he had way more freaks than that | |
So i told him like this: they might be freakin' | |
But, boy, you never had that t-p-treatment... |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
The tales that i tell so well... | |
I met this girl, her name was joan | |
She loved the way i rocked the microphone | |
When i met joan, i took her home | |
She was just like a doggy all on my bone | |
I met another girl, her name was ann | |
All she wanted was to freak with a man | |
When i met ann, i soked her pans | |
We ended up freakin' by garbage can | |
The next young freak i met was red | |
I took her to the house and she gave me head | |
She likes to freak was all she said | |
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed | |
There' s another girl, her name is mary | |
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary | |
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy jerry | |
Took her to the house and i popped that cherry | |
Young and tender, sweet denise | |
Get her in the bed and the girl' s a beast | |
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece | |
She only talks about signin' a lease | |
I met this tender, her name was lori | |
And a xrated movie wouldn' t tell her story | |
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa | |
And just like lori, she' s a real dick pleaser | |
My girlfriend' s name was michelle, i freaked her well | |
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell | |
I geed this girl, her name was tammy | |
I didn' t wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy | |
She had a best friend, her name was jane | |
I pulled to the side and i spitted that game | |
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine | |
Freaked one night with a girl named pam | |
The very next day i saw her with her man | |
One week passed and i was in her again | |
I had an old tender, her name was janie | |
She was thirtytwo and i was only eighteen | |
She likes to freak, she' s just a fiend | |
It really didn' t matter when i saw her in jeans | |
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby | |
I kick on back and i watch her mouth | |
Two tons of fun, big mama jama | |
A countrygirl from alabama | |
I met this girl, her name was betty | |
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death | |
I was tired as hell, i was drippin' sweat | |
But i was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath | |
Bake and shake us, i met this freak in vegas | |
She said her name was donna | |
She was a pitty little freak from china | |
I said i don' t pimp or gigolo | |
I' m havin' so much money that i don' t need a hoe | |
You can break yourself but you can' t break me | |
You never met a player like hort, baby | |
I knew a dick sucker named bettyjo | |
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor | |
The girl got freaky and i tell you more: | |
She was down on her knees beggin' to blow | |
She' s like another freak named ren | |
You get her alone and she' ll make your day | |
Like burger king, she knows the play | |
But a freak like ren, you can have it your way... | |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
These are the tales that i tell so well... | |
I met this girl, thick as hell | |
Only sixteen, said her name was linell | |
I took her to my house, i could not wait | |
Her shit was much tighter than central safe | |
Let me tell you this since we talkin' young | |
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne | |
Always talkin' about havin' fun | |
Once again in the bed i got it goin' on | |
I' m sir too hort, couldn' t be no punk | |
I try to get funky like female funk | |
So when you see me comin' or see me goin' | |
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin' | |
I once met a tender, she did it for free | |
On the foothill bust number fortythree | |
All the way on the back she was workin' me | |
Had my big beatbox and i was jammin' the beat | |
I met this freak named aunt winell | |
Macked on the baby like an icecold vet | |
Everythin' she had is what i get | |
Cause i' m too hort, baby, i don' t play that shit | |
I met another freak, her name was rita | |
Baby thought that hort just might eat her | |
I told her like this, she can suck my peter | |
Or even go home cause i knew i didn' t need her | |
Scratched her name off my telephone book | |
Never again i took a second look | |
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon | |
She kept lookin', well, i kept stairin' | |
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' | |
She never left, she cutted out | |
I know you all know what i' m talkin' about | |
There' s a freak named shane, such a sinner | |
She smokes that pipe and she' s gettin' thinner | |
Shane is cool but her mind is gone | |
One fat rock and it' s goin' on | |
She had another buddy, came by my place | |
Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace | |
She walked in the door wearin' a lace | |
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face | |
She' s like this tender named belinda | |
Homeboys call her belinda the blender | |
She gave head like she made it up | |
She was twenty years old with a big round butt | |
Had a girl slick like olive oil | |
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled | |
When she got mad he blood would boil | |
But i rapped her off like i' m lookin' a toy... | |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
The tales that i tell so well... | |
Shockedy life, friday night, it' s goin' on too hort | |
Three weeks ago i met this freak | |
She followed me around like mary' s sheep | |
I hitted around the corner and when she came | |
I grabbed her by the arm and i asked her name | |
She said it was nina and her man' s in santa rita | |
I took her to my home and homeboy, i geed her | |
Set her on the way the very next way | |
Playboy hort was ready to play | |
I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne | |
We hitted the motel and got it goin' on | |
Holiday inn to the break of dawn | |
When i took baby home, i freaked her mom | |
I knew this tender named shanie | |
I took her to the house and let her freak on me | |
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat | |
But i wouldn' t raise my leg to let her kiss my feet | |
I met this freak named yolanda | |
Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda | |
I was on top and she was up under | |
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder | |
I once had a datewith girl named kitty | |
She was so fine with big fat tiddies | |
All night long she was actin' shitty | |
So i macked on baby like i was frank nitti | |
There' s another girl, her name is rose | |
I use to roll baby like brand new volvos | |
I never saw rose wearin' clothes | |
She' s a pimp house pet, ready to pose | |
I was ridin' down the street when i met janet | |
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet | |
Ass everywhere, i just can' t stand it | |
Tried to poem it but i could not manage | |
I had this freak, her name was bunny | |
Said i was the only man who ever called her honey | |
Everythin' i did to her was funny | |
I macked on bunny and i took her money | |
Eight tonight a date with shirlie | |
She was really short and her hair was curly | |
If you saw baby you liked this girlie | |
She was so fine i went to get her early | |
Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named rachel | |
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal | |
She liked to kiss all on my neval | |
Those are her lips on top of my label | |
I knew another freak, her name was candy | |
Real big lips and they came in handy | |
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy | |
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy | |
He did me a favor in return | |
Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne | |
Baby got tossed and i got it on | |
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song | |
My young homeboy heard me rap | |
And said he had way more freaks than that | |
So i told him like this: they might be freakin' | |
But, boy, you never had that tptreatment... |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
The tales that i tell so well... | |
I met this girl, her name was joan | |
She loved the way i rocked the microphone | |
When i met joan, i took her home | |
She was just like a doggy all on my bone | |
I met another girl, her name was ann | |
All she wanted was to freak with a man | |
When i met ann, i soked her pans | |
We ended up freakin' by garbage can | |
The next young freak i met was red | |
I took her to the house and she gave me head | |
She likes to freak was all she said | |
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed | |
There' s another girl, her name is mary | |
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary | |
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy jerry | |
Took her to the house and i popped that cherry | |
Young and tender, sweet denise | |
Get her in the bed and the girl' s a beast | |
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece | |
She only talks about signin' a lease | |
I met this tender, her name was lori | |
And a xrated movie wouldn' t tell her story | |
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa | |
And just like lori, she' s a real dick pleaser | |
My girlfriend' s name was michelle, i freaked her well | |
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell | |
I geed this girl, her name was tammy | |
I didn' t wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy | |
She had a best friend, her name was jane | |
I pulled to the side and i spitted that game | |
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine | |
Freaked one night with a girl named pam | |
The very next day i saw her with her man | |
One week passed and i was in her again | |
I had an old tender, her name was janie | |
She was thirtytwo and i was only eighteen | |
She likes to freak, she' s just a fiend | |
It really didn' t matter when i saw her in jeans | |
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby | |
I kick on back and i watch her mouth | |
Two tons of fun, big mama jama | |
A countrygirl from alabama | |
I met this girl, her name was betty | |
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death | |
I was tired as hell, i was drippin' sweat | |
But i was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath | |
Bake and shake us, i met this freak in vegas | |
She said her name was donna | |
She was a pitty little freak from china | |
I said i don' t pimp or gigolo | |
I' m havin' so much money that i don' t need a hoe | |
You can break yourself but you can' t break me | |
You never met a player like hort, baby | |
I knew a dick sucker named bettyjo | |
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor | |
The girl got freaky and i tell you more: | |
She was down on her knees beggin' to blow | |
She' s like another freak named ren | |
You get her alone and she' ll make your day | |
Like burger king, she knows the play | |
But a freak like ren, you can have it your way... | |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
These are the tales that i tell so well... | |
I met this girl, thick as hell | |
Only sixteen, said her name was linell | |
I took her to my house, i could not wait | |
Her shit was much tighter than central safe | |
Let me tell you this since we talkin' young | |
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne | |
Always talkin' about havin' fun | |
Once again in the bed i got it goin' on | |
I' m sir too hort, couldn' t be no punk | |
I try to get funky like female funk | |
So when you see me comin' or see me goin' | |
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin' | |
I once met a tender, she did it for free | |
On the foothill bust number fortythree | |
All the way on the back she was workin' me | |
Had my big beatbox and i was jammin' the beat | |
I met this freak named aunt winell | |
Macked on the baby like an icecold vet | |
Everythin' she had is what i get | |
Cause i' m too hort, baby, i don' t play that shit | |
I met another freak, her name was rita | |
Baby thought that hort just might eat her | |
I told her like this, she can suck my peter | |
Or even go home cause i knew i didn' t need her | |
Scratched her name off my telephone book | |
Never again i took a second look | |
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon | |
She kept lookin', well, i kept stairin' | |
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' | |
She never left, she cutted out | |
I know you all know what i' m talkin' about | |
There' s a freak named shane, such a sinner | |
She smokes that pipe and she' s gettin' thinner | |
Shane is cool but her mind is gone | |
One fat rock and it' s goin' on | |
She had another buddy, came by my place | |
Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace | |
She walked in the door wearin' a lace | |
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face | |
She' s like this tender named belinda | |
Homeboys call her belinda the blender | |
She gave head like she made it up | |
She was twenty years old with a big round butt | |
Had a girl slick like olive oil | |
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled | |
When she got mad he blood would boil | |
But i rapped her off like i' m lookin' a toy... | |
These are the tales, the freaky tales... | |
The tales that i tell so well... | |
Shockedy life, friday night, it' s goin' on too hort | |
Three weeks ago i met this freak | |
She followed me around like mary' s sheep | |
I hitted around the corner and when she came | |
I grabbed her by the arm and i asked her name | |
She said it was nina and her man' s in santa rita | |
I took her to my home and homeboy, i geed her | |
Set her on the way the very next way | |
Playboy hort was ready to play | |
I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne | |
We hitted the motel and got it goin' on | |
Holiday inn to the break of dawn | |
When i took baby home, i freaked her mom | |
I knew this tender named shanie | |
I took her to the house and let her freak on me | |
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat | |
But i wouldn' t raise my leg to let her kiss my feet | |
I met this freak named yolanda | |
Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda | |
I was on top and she was up under | |
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder | |
I once had a datewith girl named kitty | |
She was so fine with big fat tiddies | |
All night long she was actin' shitty | |
So i macked on baby like i was frank nitti | |
There' s another girl, her name is rose | |
I use to roll baby like brand new volvos | |
I never saw rose wearin' clothes | |
She' s a pimp house pet, ready to pose | |
I was ridin' down the street when i met janet | |
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet | |
Ass everywhere, i just can' t stand it | |
Tried to poem it but i could not manage | |
I had this freak, her name was bunny | |
Said i was the only man who ever called her honey | |
Everythin' i did to her was funny | |
I macked on bunny and i took her money | |
Eight tonight a date with shirlie | |
She was really short and her hair was curly | |
If you saw baby you liked this girlie | |
She was so fine i went to get her early | |
Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named rachel | |
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal | |
She liked to kiss all on my neval | |
Those are her lips on top of my label | |
I knew another freak, her name was candy | |
Real big lips and they came in handy | |
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy | |
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy | |
He did me a favor in return | |
Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne | |
Baby got tossed and i got it on | |
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song | |
My young homeboy heard me rap | |
And said he had way more freaks than that | |
So i told him like this: they might be freakin' | |
But, boy, you never had that tptreatment... |