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Baby, check this out |
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Yea you |
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I wanna ask you a question |
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Where is yo ass? |
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Babby, what happened? |
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A nigga like me I know what's up |
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I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt |
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If I can't find one anywhere |
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It turns my dreams to nightmares |
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Baby right there ain't got no ass |
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But she's OK if she's got cash |
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Bitches, bitches, bitches |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had |
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Seen nothin but bitches with no ass |
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I woke up early feelin shabby |
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Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby |
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Cuz every morning you know I have |
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A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath |
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Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short |
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Thinkin about the day before |
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Thirty minutes after I woke out |
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I pulled a freak and took her to the house |
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She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt |
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She sucked my dick and then we fucked |
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That good tight pussy, I wouldn't pass |
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A light-skinned freak with so much ass |
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At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away |
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I wanna do the same thing again today |
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I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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The day my story made itself |
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Every bitch I saw was flat as hell |
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I told myself I must need glasses |
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Where's them bitches with the big brown asses |
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Me and my group just wanna be tough |
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Freak two bitches then switch 'em up |
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It was 3:35, the strip was lit |
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Every two blocks I seen a bitch |
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But that ain't nuthin but a cat |
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None of them bitch didn't have no ass |
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Wait on the bus, some was walkin |
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Me and my homie just started talkin |
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I said, oh, she looks good |
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He said that ass is flat as wood |
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I said what about Vicky in the black |
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He said, Short, she's all that |
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Bitches, bitches, bitches |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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The Invasion was on.. |
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Every single day of the week |
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For every nigga livin there's a freak |
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If you've got game and a bed |
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Why not get fucked and get some head |
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Cuz bitches all over wanna get worked |
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I just need one with alotta turf |
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Me and my homie, rollin and smokin |
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Flat booty bitches took over Oakland |
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I told my homie, I hate to say |
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All the bitches with booties stayed home today |
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And he said Short, what now? |
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Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town |
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I thought them bitches out there was fine |
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But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind |
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Bitches, bitches, bitches |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares |
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I knew it, bitches was everywhere |
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The first one had tits so fat |
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But that don't work, her ass was flat |
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The second bitch was flat too |
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I capped on her like a motherfuckin fool |
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I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin |
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Where's your ass, baby what happened |
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She turned around and capped on me |
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She said, fuck you nigga, where's your teeth |
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I damn near fell jumpin out the car |
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But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard |
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My homie said Short we gots to cut |
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But I was kickin that bitch and her big flat butt |
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I kicked her ass, got in the ride |
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Looked at the bitch and said bye bye |
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Bitches, bitches, bitches |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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The invasion was on.. |
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We parked the car and took a walk |
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I saw another bitch and I had to talk |
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I said baby, baby, baby come here |
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Yea you baby with your long long hair |
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Baby came over from across the street |
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She was standin on the corner just talkin to me |
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I was spittin the game but I talked to fast |
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Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat ass |
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Shit, and I was ready to go |
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We was rollin back to the O |
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I told that bitch I changed my mind |
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She looked at me and she said why? |
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I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player |
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I'm not one of them niggas who don't care |
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It's no thang to do my duty |
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But not with you and yo flat booty |
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Flat ain't the date superstar |
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I could see if you was white, but your black as tar |
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Bitches, bitches, bitches |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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In the Berkeley temp, what did we find? |
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Freak after freak with no behind |
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One long day, I never got in |
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I'm glad that shit never happened again |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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Damn, I must be dreamin |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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Wake me up 'fore I start screamin |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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What's this world comin to? |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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Where's your ass, what happened to you? |
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Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches |
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The invasion is on... |