| Song | Minit Maid |
| Artist | Hagfish |
| Album | Get It Through Your Thick Skull |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| She turned off the television | |
| And went out to her car | |
| She took her things with her | |
| And she is going away far | |
| She does not care about the things we did | |
| Or the plans we made | |
| She's playing hopscotch in my bed | |
| She'll always be my minit maid | |
| She took her car down to the station | |
| And took the biggest train | |
| She went down to the port | |
| To take an airplane | |
| She took that bus down to the ocean | |
| And traveled the big sea | |
| And she is gone away for good | |
| Never coming back to me |