| Song | Little Big Man |
| Artist | Screeching Weasel |
| Album | First World Manifesto |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I’m not just some dilettante | |
| If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got names to drop | |
| You think my lyrics don’t make sense? | |
| Well, maybe you’re a little dense | |
| Pretentious? Moi? Don’t be absurd | |
| Sure, I use some twenty dollar words | |
| But brother, I’m the salt of the Earth | |
| And while my band might be subpar | |
| And I’m stuck here tending bar | |
| I hold my own with all the punk rock stars | |
| My politics are so correct | |
| I march along in perfect step | |
| And all my pals think like I do | |
| That’s how I know I’ve got a clue | |
| Now let me make this crystal clear | |
| You point and laugh at all that I hold dear | |
| But I’ve got the respect of all my peers | |
| And they’re allowed to take the piss | |
| But if you cross me then I’ll shake my fist | |
| And tell the internet about it | |
| I’m a big man | |
| It’s time for me to show my ass | |
| And pass some rumors on as fact | |
| Now don’t you dare call me a clown | |
| I’ll have my lawyer shut your website down | |
| I went on tour with NOFX | |
| I didn’t really have a job with them | |
| But I’ll have you know they’re personal friends | |
| I got to ride Fat Mike’s giraffe | |
| And we all sat around and laughed | |
| At everyone who’s sick of my act | |
| Little big man | |
| I’m a big man | |
| Little big man |
| I' m not just some dilettante | |
| If you' ll excuse me, I' ve got names to drop | |
| You think my lyrics don' t make sense? | |
| Well, maybe you' re a little dense | |
| Pretentious? Moi? Don' t be absurd | |
| Sure, I use some twenty dollar words | |
| But brother, I' m the salt of the Earth | |
| And while my band might be subpar | |
| And I' m stuck here tending bar | |
| I hold my own with all the punk rock stars | |
| My politics are so correct | |
| I march along in perfect step | |
| And all my pals think like I do | |
| That' s how I know I' ve got a clue | |
| Now let me make this crystal clear | |
| You point and laugh at all that I hold dear | |
| But I' ve got the respect of all my peers | |
| And they' re allowed to take the piss | |
| But if you cross me then I' ll shake my fist | |
| And tell the internet about it | |
| I' m a big man | |
| It' s time for me to show my ass | |
| And pass some rumors on as fact | |
| Now don' t you dare call me a clown | |
| I' ll have my lawyer shut your website down | |
| I went on tour with NOFX | |
| I didn' t really have a job with them | |
| But I' ll have you know they' re personal friends | |
| I got to ride Fat Mike' s giraffe | |
| And we all sat around and laughed | |
| At everyone who' s sick of my act | |
| Little big man | |
| I' m a big man | |
| Little big man |
| I' m not just some dilettante | |
| If you' ll excuse me, I' ve got names to drop | |
| You think my lyrics don' t make sense? | |
| Well, maybe you' re a little dense | |
| Pretentious? Moi? Don' t be absurd | |
| Sure, I use some twenty dollar words | |
| But brother, I' m the salt of the Earth | |
| And while my band might be subpar | |
| And I' m stuck here tending bar | |
| I hold my own with all the punk rock stars | |
| My politics are so correct | |
| I march along in perfect step | |
| And all my pals think like I do | |
| That' s how I know I' ve got a clue | |
| Now let me make this crystal clear | |
| You point and laugh at all that I hold dear | |
| But I' ve got the respect of all my peers | |
| And they' re allowed to take the piss | |
| But if you cross me then I' ll shake my fist | |
| And tell the internet about it | |
| I' m a big man | |
| It' s time for me to show my ass | |
| And pass some rumors on as fact | |
| Now don' t you dare call me a clown | |
| I' ll have my lawyer shut your website down | |
| I went on tour with NOFX | |
| I didn' t really have a job with them | |
| But I' ll have you know they' re personal friends | |
| I got to ride Fat Mike' s giraffe | |
| And we all sat around and laughed | |
| At everyone who' s sick of my act | |
| Little big man | |
| I' m a big man | |
| Little big man |