Fortune Cookie Lyrics
| Song | Fortune Cookie |
| Artist | Screeching Weasel |
| Album | First World Manifesto |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I look inside my fortune cookie; it never changes | |
| It seems I’m fated to continue to repeat mistakes | |
| I’m always behind the 8-ball; a victim of my destiny | |
| All the stars aligned in mocking harmony | |
| I often think of what I could’ve been if I’d the courage | |
| Instead of clinging to you helplessly, I’m so discouraged | |
| If I should come back to you, avert thine eyes of pity then | |
| I don’t want my fortune coming true again | |
| Each day I’m just a little closer to forgetting | |
| Then I’m reminded there will be no happy ending | |
| Looking inside my fortune cookie is too depressing | |
| I’ve become fed up with the fantasies and second guessing | |
| Now it’s so much easier to sit back and accept it | |
| But I don’t want my fortune coming true again | |
| No, I don’t want my fortune coming true again, you again | |
| I don’t want my fortune coming true |
| I look inside my fortune cookie it never changes | |
| It seems I' m fated to continue to repeat mistakes | |
| I' m always behind the 8ball a victim of my destiny | |
| All the stars aligned in mocking harmony | |
| I often think of what I could' ve been if I' d the courage | |
| Instead of clinging to you helplessly, I' m so discouraged | |
| If I should come back to you, avert thine eyes of pity then | |
| I don' t want my fortune coming true again | |
| Each day I' m just a little closer to forgetting | |
| Then I' m reminded there will be no happy ending | |
| Looking inside my fortune cookie is too depressing | |
| I' ve become fed up with the fantasies and second guessing | |
| Now it' s so much easier to sit back and accept it | |
| But I don' t want my fortune coming true again | |
| No, I don' t want my fortune coming true again, you again | |
| I don' t want my fortune coming true |
| I look inside my fortune cookie it never changes | |
| It seems I' m fated to continue to repeat mistakes | |
| I' m always behind the 8ball a victim of my destiny | |
| All the stars aligned in mocking harmony | |
| I often think of what I could' ve been if I' d the courage | |
| Instead of clinging to you helplessly, I' m so discouraged | |
| If I should come back to you, avert thine eyes of pity then | |
| I don' t want my fortune coming true again | |
| Each day I' m just a little closer to forgetting | |
| Then I' m reminded there will be no happy ending | |
| Looking inside my fortune cookie is too depressing | |
| I' ve become fed up with the fantasies and second guessing | |
| Now it' s so much easier to sit back and accept it | |
| But I don' t want my fortune coming true again | |
| No, I don' t want my fortune coming true again, you again | |
| I don' t want my fortune coming true |
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