| (difford/tilbrook) | |
| I knew that i had drunk too much | |
| I had passed my drink degree | |
| I climbed into my rented car | |
| I was happy as could be | |
| Then i pulled out of the driveway | |
| And the lights began to blur | |
| Within a mile the car was stopped | |
| By a police officer - she said | |
| "did you see the light was red? | |
| Did you see the light at all?" | |
| Then i fell into her open arm | |
| And that's all that i recall | |
| I knew that i had danced before | |
| But it never made the news | |
| Surprised to find my two left feet | |
| In john travolta's shoes | |
| I hogged the space around a girl | |
| I found so full of verve | |
| Then i moved in slowly for the kill | |
| And watched her body swerve, | |
| She said "did you know i'm not impressed | |
| With the way you dance at all" | |
| Then i fell into her open arms | |
| And that's all that i recall | |
| Blacked out and wasted | |
| I had to be persuaded | |
| With my view a little jaded | |
| That i was about to go | |
| Down like a domino | |
| I knew that i had said too much | |
| But tact was not my way | |
| Tears were on her bottom lip | |
| She had nothing more to say except | |
| "did you know this love we have | |
| Has made me feel so small" | |
| Then i fell into her open arms | |
| And that's all that i recall |