| Song | Caned |
| Artist | Richard Hawley |
| Album | Richard Hawley |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| To set the stage | |
| To coin a phrase | |
| You really are quite dumb | |
| And so in brief | |
| With great relief | |
| I have to say I’m going | |
| But I’m not paid enough | |
| To be the one you want | |
| And I’m not caned enough | |
| To be the one you love | |
| So don’t pretend | |
| To comprehend | |
| In your drunken haze | |
| With that in mind | |
| I think you’ll find | |
| You’re just a little vague | |
| But I’m not paid enough | |
| To be the one you want | |
| And I’m not caned enough | |
| To be the one you love. |
| To set the stage | |
| To coin a phrase | |
| You really are quite dumb | |
| And so in brief | |
| With great relief | |
| I have to say I' m going | |
| But I' m not paid enough | |
| To be the one you want | |
| And I' m not caned enough | |
| To be the one you love | |
| So don' t pretend | |
| To comprehend | |
| In your drunken haze | |
| With that in mind | |
| I think you' ll find | |
| You' re just a little vague | |
| But I' m not paid enough | |
| To be the one you want | |
| And I' m not caned enough | |
| To be the one you love. |
| To set the stage | |
| To coin a phrase | |
| You really are quite dumb | |
| And so in brief | |
| With great relief | |
| I have to say I' m going | |
| But I' m not paid enough | |
| To be the one you want | |
| And I' m not caned enough | |
| To be the one you love | |
| So don' t pretend | |
| To comprehend | |
| In your drunken haze | |
| With that in mind | |
| I think you' ll find | |
| You' re just a little vague | |
| But I' m not paid enough | |
| To be the one you want | |
| And I' m not caned enough | |
| To be the one you love. |