| [00:00.69] | All my neighbors are fast asleep |
| [00:03.27] | And I can't find anything to drink |
| [00:06.28] | The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol |
| [00:09.52] | So I'm headed down the street to first call |
| [00:12.59] | Me and the Bads were staying up late |
| [00:15.56] | Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate |
| [00:18.62] | But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail |
| [00:21.62] | So I said it's only four short blocks to first call |
| [00:24.88] | Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride |
| [00:27.88] | Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed |
| [00:30.95] | The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down |
| [00:34.07] | So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round |
| [00:37.17] | 6 am, we'll start all over again |
| [00:43.08] | No one applying the brakes |
| [00:46.01] | We'll stop the sweats and the shakes |
| [00:49.17] | We're gonna eat pickled egg |
| [00:52.25] | We're gonna see Toby Jeg |
| [00:55.51] | We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun |
| [01:01.86] | It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold |
| [01:04.76] | And everyone around me's over 60 years old |
| [01:07.90] | But we're gonna share the next hour or two |
| [01:10.85] | We all got each other and nothing better to do |
| [01:14.18] | Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb |
| [01:17.06] | A fat drunk jew starts singing this song |
| [01:20.16] | I take a closer look and the fat guy is me |
| [01:23.21] | So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three |
| [01:26.46] | 6 am, we'll start all over again |
| [01:32.26] | No one applying the brakes |
| [01:35.12] | We'll stop the sweats and the shakes |
| [01:38.32] | We're gonna eat pickled egg |
| [01:41.39] | We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg |
| [01:44.71] | We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done |
| [01:50.96] | |
| [02:03.58] | All my neighbors are fast asleep |
| [02:06.33] | And I can't find anything to drink |
| [02:09.58] | The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol |
| [02:12.51] | So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call. |
| [02:15.63] | I'm gonna be the very first one at first call. |
| [02:18.70] | I'm gonna be the very first one at first call. |
| [02:21.70] | I'm gonna be the very first one at first call. |
| [02:24.82] | I'm gonna be the very first one at first call. |