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It's funny how some fables became historic |
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When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric |
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But people will believe anything if it's written |
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Especially in stone or ancient scroll |
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December 25th has been blacklisted |
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Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed |
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It was the last thing anyone ever expected |
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Xmas has been X'd |
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No colored lights, no shopping sprees |
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No more presents under dead trees |
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St Nick is dead but we don't grieve |
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We celebrate the last Christmas Eve |
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Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic |
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Protestants increasingly become agnostic |
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Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams |
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Priests and Nuns are molesting each other |
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Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist |
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Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist |
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But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew |
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'Cause Easter's canceled too" |
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No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass |
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Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash |
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They canceled lent and slowed down fast |
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Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last |
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No shopping sprees (Don't worry son) |
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No more presents (We don't need Christ) |
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under dead trees (We got eight nights) |
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St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah) |
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but we don't grieve (There all canceled) |
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We celebrate (Our Hanukah) |
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the last Christmas eve |
