| Lyrics：E.Stefani Music：E.Stefani | |
| You're on a wide open ocean | |
| No one around you for miles | |
| Your thinkin' of drinkin' on water | |
| While you're sailing the Nile | |
| No one to stop you on your way | |
| Flyin' by goes a stork | |
| You decide to bring your oars in now | |
| But accidently knock out the cork | |
| Row your boat to shore | |
| 'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking | |
| Unless you cork the hole | |
| You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking | |
| Not knowin' your sinkin' | |
| You take out a bottle of rum | |
| Swiggin' a drink to the bottom | |
| The bottle reads 'Van Monchinghum' | |
| Oars back into the water | |
| You think you'll sail on | |
| But you can't 'cause your boat contains | |
| Three and a half gallons | |
| Chorus | |
| Row, row, row your boat | |
| Sail your ship to shore | |
| You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat | |
| I hope that you won't drink no more |
| Lyrics: E. Stefani Music: E. Stefani | |
| You' re on a wide open ocean | |
| No one around you for miles | |
| Your thinkin' of drinkin' on water | |
| While you' re sailing the Nile | |
| No one to stop you on your way | |
| Flyin' by goes a stork | |
| You decide to bring your oars in now | |
| But accidently knock out the cork | |
| Row your boat to shore | |
| ' Cause it is leaking and you' re still drinking | |
| Unless you cork the hole | |
| You won' t be sailing, you' ll be sinking | |
| Not knowin' your sinkin' | |
| You take out a bottle of rum | |
| Swiggin' a drink to the bottom | |
| The bottle reads ' Van Monchinghum' | |
| Oars back into the water | |
| You think you' ll sail on | |
| But you can' t ' cause your boat contains | |
| Three and a half gallons | |
| Chorus | |
| Row, row, row your boat | |
| Sail your ship to shore | |
| You' re barely, barely, barely keeping afloat | |
| I hope that you won' t drink no more |
| Lyrics: E. Stefani Music: E. Stefani | |
| You' re on a wide open ocean | |
| No one around you for miles | |
| Your thinkin' of drinkin' on water | |
| While you' re sailing the Nile | |
| No one to stop you on your way | |
| Flyin' by goes a stork | |
| You decide to bring your oars in now | |
| But accidently knock out the cork | |
| Row your boat to shore | |
| ' Cause it is leaking and you' re still drinking | |
| Unless you cork the hole | |
| You won' t be sailing, you' ll be sinking | |
| Not knowin' your sinkin' | |
| You take out a bottle of rum | |
| Swiggin' a drink to the bottom | |
| The bottle reads ' Van Monchinghum' | |
| Oars back into the water | |
| You think you' ll sail on | |
| But you can' t ' cause your boat contains | |
| Three and a half gallons | |
| Chorus | |
| Row, row, row your boat | |
| Sail your ship to shore | |
| You' re barely, barely, barely keeping afloat | |
| I hope that you won' t drink no more |
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