| [ti:礼尚往来] | |
| [ar:关学曾] | |
| [al:北京琴书泰斗] | |
| [00:03.38] | 白：这回 我来唱一段儿 |
| [00:05.78] | 今天唱段儿什么呢 |
| [00:07.46] | 这段儿叫礼尚往来 |
| [00:11.43] | 内容说明一什么问题呢 |
| [00:14.14] | 就说明一个年轻人啊 |
| [00:16.79] | 过去那会儿 管年轻人叫公子 |
| [00:21.48] | 有这么一个公子啊 |
| [00:24.17] | 他看不起乡下人 |
| [00:26.73] | 特别是对老年人，很没有礼貌 |
| [00:31.68] | 诶，可是这老年人啊也挺绝 |
| [00:34.57] | 想方设法，拐弯抹角的 |
| [00:38.42] | 要帮助帮助这个青年人 |
| [00:41.73] | 诶这就是这么一个小笑话 |
| [00:44.39] | 那么闲话少说 |
| [00:46.29] | 下面我就为您演唱这段儿 |
| [00:49.39] | 《礼尚往来》 |
| [01:23.81] | 唱：有个公子进京赶考， |
| [01:28.86] | 他骑着一头驴呀， |
| [01:36.68] | 一路上游山玩水那驴不停蹄， |
| [01:46.36] | 这一天，面前道，是三岔路口， |
| [01:56.32] | 哪二条路，能奔京城， |
| [02:00.13] | 他心里头犯了犹疑， |
| [02:05.44] | 骑着驴，左右观瞧， |
| [02:09.72] | 想找人问问路， |
| [02:14.72] | 真凑巧，从山旁小路， |
| [02:19.10] | 来个捡粪的， |
| [02:23.59] | 这个人，白发苍苍， |
| [02:27.92] | 有七十多岁， |
| [02:32.71] | 右手里拿着粪叉， |
| [02:36.42] | 那左肩上背着粪箕， |
| [02:42.02] | 公子一瞧，是乡巴佬儿， |
| [02:46.30] | 这用不着客气， |
| [02:50.10] | 所以就，没讲礼貌， |
| [02:53.82] | 问路还挺神气， |
| [02:58.67] | 他骑着驴喊， |
| [03:01.18] | 老头儿，我来问问你，(大圣~) |
| [03:06.73] | 奔京城走哪条路啊？ |
| [03:10.68] | 往北还是往西？ |
| [03:15.61] | 两句话，把老人家， |
| [03:19.25] | 给问了一肚子气， |
| [03:24.09] | 瞧了瞧，这骑驴的青年， |
| [03:27.92] | 还是个念书的， |
| [03:32.55] | 心里想，你既读诗书， |
| [03:37.19] | 就应当知礼， |
| [03:41.74] | 想问路，理应下驴， |
| [03:46.21] | 过来作个揖， |
| [03:50.40] | 你小子，骑在驴上， |
| [03:54.01] | 还野调无腔， |
| [03:56.32] | 我不能便宜了你， |
| [04:00.48] | 想至此，他瞧着公子， |
| [04:04.41] | 一声也不言语， |
| [04:09.01] | 公子说，嗨！老帽儿， |
| [04:12.38] | 我的话你没听见呐？啊？ |
| [04:16.37] | 瞧着我，也不说话， |
| [04:19.54] | 你成心要让我起急。 |
| [04:24.65] | 老人说，向我问路， |
| [04:28.18] | 我可以告诉你， |
| [04:32.58] | 你必须，先得给我， |
| [04:36.78] | 解开一个谜。 |
| [04:43.58] | 什么？解开一个谜？ |
| [04:47.72] | 哼呵呵呵，那有什么呀， |
| [04:51.27] | 有什么不懂的，你就说吧！ |
| [04:55.04] | 老人说，我养头母驴， |
| [05:00.14] | 它怀了孕，下了一条狗哇， |
| [05:07.99] | 公子一听，哈哈大笑， |
| [05:12.37] | 那可太离奇， |
| [05:16.49] | 驴怀孕，就得生驴， |
| [05:20.10] | 怎么会能下狗呢？ |
| [05:24.58] | 老人说，我也纳闷， |
| [05:28.59] | 它不合逻辑， |
| [05:33.23] | 该怎么着，它不怎么着， |
| [05:36.99] | 可真让我憋气， |
| [05:41.48] | 这畜牲，又不会讲话， |
| [05:45.19] | 我实在是没了主意， |
| [05:51.87] | 你要能，解开这迷， |
| [05:55.84] | 我一定给你指路， |
| [06:00.60] | 我老头子，就想知道， |
| [06:04.26] | 他什么时候能下驴， |
| [06:10.36] | 公子闻听，一琢磨， |
| [06:14.24] | 他满脸通红，他恍然大悟啊， |
| [06:22.47] | 老人家，请您指路吧， |
| [06:26.74] | 我现在就可以下驴。 |
| ti: li shang wang lai | |
| ar: guan xue ceng | |
| al: bei jing qin shu tai dou | |
| [00:03.38] | bai: zhe hui wo lai chang yi duan er |
| [00:05.78] | jin tian chang duan er shen me ne |
| [00:07.46] | zhe duan er jiao li shang wang lai |
| [00:11.43] | nei rong shuo ming yi shen me wen ti ne |
| [00:14.14] | jiu shuo ming yi ge nian qing ren a |
| [00:16.79] | guo qu na hui er guan nian qing ren jiao gong zi |
| [00:21.48] | you zhe me yi ge gong zi a |
| [00:24.17] | ta kan bu qi xiang xia ren |
| [00:26.73] | te bie shi dui lao nian ren, hen mei you li mao |
| [00:31.68] | ei, ke shi zhe lao nian ren a ye ting jue |
| [00:34.57] | xiang fang she fa, guai wan mo jiao de |
| [00:38.42] | yao bang zhu bang zhu zhe ge qing nian ren |
| [00:41.73] | ei zhe jiu shi zhe me yi ge xiao xiao hua |
| [00:44.39] | na me xian hua shao shuo |
| [00:46.29] | xia mian wo jiu wei nin yan chang zhe duan er |
| [00:49.39] | li shang wang lai |
| [01:23.81] | chang: you ge gong zi jin jing gan kao, |
| [01:28.86] | ta qi zhe yi tou lv ya, |
| [01:36.68] | yi lu shang you shan wan shui na lv bu ting ti, |
| [01:46.36] | zhe yi tian, mian qian dao, shi san cha lu kou, |
| [01:56.32] | na er tiao lu, neng ben jing cheng, |
| [02:00.13] | ta xin li tou fan le you yi, |
| [02:05.44] | qi zhe lv, zuo you guan qiao, |
| [02:09.72] | xiang zhao ren wen wen lu, |
| [02:14.72] | zhen cou qiao, cong shan pang xiao lu, |
| [02:19.10] | lai ge jian fen de, |
| [02:23.59] | zhe ge ren, bai fa cang cang, |
| [02:27.92] | you qi shi duo sui, |
| [02:32.71] | you shou li na zhe fen cha, |
| [02:36.42] | na zuo jian shang bei zhe fen ji, |
| [02:42.02] | gong zi yi qiao, shi xiang ba lao er, |
| [02:46.30] | zhe yong bu zhao ke qi, |
| [02:50.10] | suo yi jiu, mei jiang li mao, |
| [02:53.82] | wen lu hai ting shen qi, |
| [02:58.67] | ta qi zhe lv han, |
| [03:01.18] | lao tou er, wo lai wen wen ni, da sheng |
| [03:06.73] | ben jing cheng zou na tiao lu a? |
| [03:10.68] | wang bei hai shi wang xi? |
| [03:15.61] | liang ju hua, ba lao ren jia, |
| [03:19.25] | gei wen le yi du zi qi, |
| [03:24.09] | qiao le qiao, zhe qi lv de qing nian, |
| [03:27.92] | hai shi ge nian shu de, |
| [03:32.55] | xin li xiang, ni ji du shi shu, |
| [03:37.19] | jiu ying dang zhi li, |
| [03:41.74] | xiang wen lu, li ying xia lv, |
| [03:46.21] | guo lai zuo ge yi, |
| [03:50.40] | ni xiao zi, qi zai lv shang, |
| [03:54.01] | hai ye diao wu qiang, |
| [03:56.32] | wo bu neng pian yi le ni, |
| [04:00.48] | xiang zhi ci, ta qiao zhe gong zi, |
| [04:04.41] | yi sheng ye bu yan yu, |
| [04:09.01] | gong zi shuo, hai! lao mao r, |
| [04:12.38] | wo de hua ni mei ting jian na? a? |
| [04:16.37] | qiao zhe wo, ye bu shuo hua, |
| [04:19.54] | ni cheng xin yao rang wo qi ji. |
| [04:24.65] | lao ren shuo, xiang wo wen lu, |
| [04:28.18] | wo ke yi gao su ni, |
| [04:32.58] | ni bi xu, xian de gei wo, |
| [04:36.78] | jie kai yi ge mi. |
| [04:43.58] | shen me? jie kai yi ge mi? |
| [04:47.72] | heng he he a, na you shen me ya, |
| [04:51.27] | you shen me bu dong de, ni jiu shuo ba! |
| [04:55.04] | lao ren shuo, wo yang tou mu lv, |
| [05:00.14] | ta huai le yun, xia le yi tiao gou wa, |
| [05:07.99] | gong zi yi ting, ha ha da xiao, |
| [05:12.37] | na ke tai li qi, |
| [05:16.49] | lv huai yun, jiu de sheng lv, |
| [05:20.10] | zen me hui neng xia gou ne? |
| [05:24.58] | lao ren shuo, wo ye na men, |
| [05:28.59] | ta bu he luo ji, |
| [05:33.23] | gai zen me zhao, ta bu zen me zhao, |
| [05:36.99] | ke zhen rang wo bie qi, |
| [05:41.48] | zhe chu sheng, you bu hui jiang hua, |
| [05:45.19] | wo shi zai shi mei le zhu yi, |
| [05:51.87] | ni yao neng, jie kai zhe mi, |
| [05:55.84] | wo yi ding gei ni zhi lu, |
| [06:00.60] | wo lao tou zi, jiu xiang zhi dao, |
| [06:04.26] | ta shen me shi hou neng xia lv, |
| [06:10.36] | gong zi wen ting, yi zuo mo, |
| [06:14.24] | ta man lian tong hong, ta huang ran da wu a, |
| [06:22.47] | lao ren jia, qing nin zhi lu ba, |
| [06:26.74] | wo xian zai jiu ke yi xia lv. |
| ti: lǐ shàng wǎng lái | |
| ar: guān xué céng | |
| al: běi jīng qín shū tài dǒu | |
| [00:03.38] | bái: zhè huí wǒ lái chàng yī duàn ér |
| [00:05.78] | jīn tiān chàng duàn ér shén me ne |
| [00:07.46] | zhè duàn ér jiào lǐ shàng wǎng lái |
| [00:11.43] | nèi róng shuō míng yī shén me wèn tí ne |
| [00:14.14] | jiù shuō míng yí gè nián qīng rén a |
| [00:16.79] | guò qù nà huì ér guǎn nián qīng rén jiào gōng zǐ |
| [00:21.48] | yǒu zhè me yí gè gōng zǐ a |
| [00:24.17] | tā kàn bù qǐ xiāng xià rén |
| [00:26.73] | tè bié shì duì lǎo nián rén, hěn méi yǒu lǐ mào |
| [00:31.68] | éi, kě shì zhè lǎo nián rén a yě tǐng jué |
| [00:34.57] | xiǎng fāng shè fǎ, guǎi wān mò jiǎo de |
| [00:38.42] | yào bāng zhù bāng zhù zhè gè qīng nián rén |
| [00:41.73] | éi zhè jiù shì zhè me yí gè xiǎo xiào huà |
| [00:44.39] | nà me xián huà shǎo shuō |
| [00:46.29] | xià miàn wǒ jiù wèi nín yǎn chàng zhè duàn ér |
| [00:49.39] | lǐ shàng wǎng lái |
| [01:23.81] | chàng: yǒu gè gōng zǐ jìn jīng gǎn kǎo, |
| [01:28.86] | tā qí zhe yī tóu lǘ ya, |
| [01:36.68] | yí lù shàng yóu shān wán shuǐ nà lǘ bù tíng tí, |
| [01:46.36] | zhè yì tiān, miàn qián dào, shì sān chà lù kǒu, |
| [01:56.32] | nǎ èr tiáo lù, néng bēn jīng chéng, |
| [02:00.13] | tā xīn lǐ tou fàn le yóu yí, |
| [02:05.44] | qí zhe lǘ, zuǒ yòu guān qiáo, |
| [02:09.72] | xiǎng zhǎo rén wèn wèn lù, |
| [02:14.72] | zhēn còu qiǎo, cóng shān páng xiǎo lù, |
| [02:19.10] | lái gè jiǎn fèn de, |
| [02:23.59] | zhè gè rén, bái fà cāng cāng, |
| [02:27.92] | yǒu qī shí duō suì, |
| [02:32.71] | yòu shǒu lǐ ná zhe fèn chā, |
| [02:36.42] | nà zuǒ jiān shàng bēi zhe fèn jī, |
| [02:42.02] | gōng zǐ yī qiáo, shì xiāng bā lǎo ér, |
| [02:46.30] | zhè yòng bù zháo kè qì, |
| [02:50.10] | suǒ yǐ jiù, méi jiǎng lǐ mào, |
| [02:53.82] | wèn lù hái tǐng shén qì, |
| [02:58.67] | tā qí zhe lǘ hǎn, |
| [03:01.18] | lǎo tou er, wǒ lái wèn wèn nǐ, dà shèng |
| [03:06.73] | bēn jīng chéng zǒu nǎ tiáo lù a? |
| [03:10.68] | wǎng běi hái shì wǎng xī? |
| [03:15.61] | liǎng jù huà, bǎ lǎo rén jiā, |
| [03:19.25] | gěi wèn le yī dǔ zi qì, |
| [03:24.09] | qiáo le qiáo, zhè qí lǘ de qīng nián, |
| [03:27.92] | hái shì gè niàn shū de, |
| [03:32.55] | xīn lǐ xiǎng, nǐ jì dú shī shū, |
| [03:37.19] | jiù yīng dāng zhī lǐ, |
| [03:41.74] | xiǎng wèn lù, lǐ yīng xià lǘ, |
| [03:46.21] | guò lái zuò gè yī, |
| [03:50.40] | nǐ xiǎo zi, qí zài lǘ shàng, |
| [03:54.01] | hái yě diào wú qiāng, |
| [03:56.32] | wǒ bù néng pián yí le nǐ, |
| [04:00.48] | xiǎng zhì cǐ, tā qiáo zhe gōng zǐ, |
| [04:04.41] | yī shēng yě bù yán yǔ, |
| [04:09.01] | gōng zǐ shuō, hāi! lǎo mào r, |
| [04:12.38] | wǒ de huà nǐ méi tīng jiàn nà? a? |
| [04:16.37] | qiáo zhe wǒ, yě bù shuō huà, |
| [04:19.54] | nǐ chéng xīn yào ràng wǒ qǐ jí. |
| [04:24.65] | lǎo rén shuō, xiàng wǒ wèn lù, |
| [04:28.18] | wǒ kě yǐ gào sù nǐ, |
| [04:32.58] | nǐ bì xū, xiān dé gěi wǒ, |
| [04:36.78] | jiě kāi yí gè mí. |
| [04:43.58] | shén me? jiě kāi yí gè mí? |
| [04:47.72] | hēng hē hē ā, nà yǒu shén me ya, |
| [04:51.27] | yǒu shén me bù dǒng de, nǐ jiù shuō ba! |
| [04:55.04] | lǎo rén shuō, wǒ yǎng tóu mǔ lǘ, |
| [05:00.14] | tā huái le yùn, xià le yī tiáo gǒu wa, |
| [05:07.99] | gōng zǐ yī tīng, hā hā dà xiào, |
| [05:12.37] | nà kě tài lí qí, |
| [05:16.49] | lǘ huái yùn, jiù dé shēng lǘ, |
| [05:20.10] | zěn me huì néng xià gǒu ne? |
| [05:24.58] | lǎo rén shuō, wǒ yě nà mèn, |
| [05:28.59] | tā bù hé luó ji, |
| [05:33.23] | gāi zěn me zhāo, tā bù zěn me zhāo, |
| [05:36.99] | kě zhēn ràng wǒ biē qì, |
| [05:41.48] | zhè chù shēng, yòu bú huì jiǎng huà, |
| [05:45.19] | wǒ shí zài shì méi le zhǔ yì, |
| [05:51.87] | nǐ yào néng, jiě kāi zhè mí, |
| [05:55.84] | wǒ yí dìng gěi nǐ zhǐ lù, |
| [06:00.60] | wǒ lǎo tóu zi, jiù xiǎng zhī dào, |
| [06:04.26] | tā shén me shí hòu néng xià lǘ, |
| [06:10.36] | gōng zǐ wén tīng, yī zuó mo, |
| [06:14.24] | tā mǎn liǎn tòng hóng, tā huǎng rán dà wù a, |
| [06:22.47] | lǎo rén jiā, qǐng nín zhǐ lù ba, |
| [06:26.74] | wǒ xiàn zài jiù kě yǐ xià lǘ. |
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